Mystic38
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:28:09
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ok fine... wazzocking on the next page we is
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Mystic38
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:29:25
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and Ashley my name isnt Shirley ..its ian
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:36:45
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I had a fight with Dracula last night and he punched me unconscious to the floor....
I was completely out for the Count.
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:42:17
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Bruce Wayne came up to me in the pub earlier and asked me if I wanted to buy his Batmobile.
"No thanks mate" I told him, "I'm happy enough with my Nokia."
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:45:44
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paulo
Enough pillocking..............can we have some wazzocking now ?
....and also add bullocks to this prestigious list? (if it hasn't been already added)
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2012/07/18 18:48:32
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One of the girls in the office was flirting with me in the canteen this morning, but I think I've blown my chances with her.
"I bet you've got a nice lunchbox," she said with a wink and cheeky smile.
"I have. Want a look?" I said.
"Go on then," she said excitedly, checking that no-one else was looking.
So I got it out, and judging by her reaction, I don't think He-Man was her favourite cartoon character.
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paulo
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:50:10
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:50:46
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daryl1968
you know what they say about blokes with big hands
big gloves
....but they're bad azz bazz playerz roight? with small feet....
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:51:13
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Two clothing shops walk into a bar....
And the barman says, "Right, who's Next?"
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:55:24
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America is abolishing the Death Sentence....
It will be replaced with a really difficult tongue twister.
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paulo
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:55:52
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I just bought one of these......  Well, I say "bought". Actually I stole it off a small, fat, ginger kid.
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:58:15
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A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,
Really liked playing with fire.
One night in the dark
He swam with a shark,
And his voice is now two octaves higher.
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 18:59:19
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Bapsi: I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good
Straummy: What Usain?
Bapsi: I'm saying I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good
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bapu
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:01:40
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SteveStrummerUK
Bapsi: I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good
Straummy: What Usain?
Bapsi: I'm saying I don't think that Jamaican 100m sprinter is any good
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Mesh
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:03:22
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Husein was not much of a sprinter either, rather a better mole in a hole.
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:03:39
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Earlier today, I went to the pet shop to buy a Chinchilla.
Pfft, what a waste of money....
If anything, it's actually made my face even warmer.
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paulo
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:05:35
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Due to a booking mix-up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves having to share a sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial awkwardness, they both decide to be adult about it and flip a coin for who gets which bunk . The woman calls correctly and takes the top one. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I’ve got a better idea....why don't we just pretend that we’re married." "Why not," giggles the woman. "Right", he replies. "Get your own f***ing blanket."
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paulo
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:07:25
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I've got a mate called Sid, who was the Victim of I.D theft.
Now we just call him S
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Mesh
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:08:22
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 19:16:19
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Paulo,
That was *almost* a chortle.
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Old55
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2012/07/18 20:11:00
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Old55
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:18:21
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Where do ghosts by their wardrobe?
At a bootique.
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2012/07/18 20:19:17
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:20:18
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Page 226 is nearly anyone's for the asking.
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Old55
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:28:16
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:41:12
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Propanity?
Only if you're trying to blow up this FSF?
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2012/07/18 20:45:17
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☄ Helpful
I knew you'd say that oventually.
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:49:54
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☄ Helpful
The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:50:24
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Congrats Jan!!!
I think you are the big winner of the Grand Prize of Top Poster!!!
(I was going to say Top Posting Arse, but that didn't sound right)
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Re:Bapu's random pillocking for the day....
2012/07/18 20:52:12
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Methinks we have broiled onto 226!
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