AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

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Mesh
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 13:35:08
Old55


bapu


Old55 
  

" The real NagBap in effortless." 


You been served.
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 13:40:34
Mesh


Old55


bapu


Old55 
  

" The real NagBap in fartless." 


You been served.


But I can't be arsed. 
Mesh
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 13:53:59
The odoriferous, noxious, and biohazardous byproducts that eminate from the gluteus maximus of a Nagbapus arseius is not welcomed.
 
Elevators smell different to midgets.
post edited by Mesh - 2012/11/16 13:55:38
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 15:00:15
Hey... I had a bowl of chili with extra Tabasco sauce for breakfast today. I made the mistake of buying some serrano peppers peppers. I may as well have bought tiny bell peppers. I couldn't even taste the things. I am growing a BUNCH of cayenne peppers next year, I love me some ceyennes with almost anything but I cannot find them at any store.

Anyway, if you can't have becan I reckon chili is the next best thing!

J
Mesh
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 15:07:41
I lurve me some good chili!! I usually put some Tapatio hot sauce in there and its yammmmm...(I just can't find it anywhere here in Orlando)



Mesh
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 16:24:18
Everyone have a great weekend!!!

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 16:33:37

I just called my local newspaper to ask how much it costs to place an advert in the classified column.

The very helpful lady who took my call said, "It works out at about £2 an inch."

"Oh bugger" I said, "I've got 300 feet of scalextric to sell."
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 16:51:05
SteveStrummerUK


I just called my local newspaper to ask how much it costs to place an advert in the classified column.

The very helpful lady who took my call said, "It works out at about £2 an inch."

"Oh bugger" I said, "I've got 300 feet of scalextric to sell."


  I had to look up scalextric.  Still funny, though. 
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 16:53:36
Tapatio hot sauce

 
I will keep an eye out for that. I usually use Cholula Original hot sauce but this AM it just wasn't hot enough but it has a GREAT taste. Do you ever make hot wings? Making them taste just like Buffalo's wings is really easy... fry the wings with no breading or seasoning, just wash them, cut them, and fry them in peanut oil (peanut oil will take the heat without breaking down or burning). When they are done just dump them in a prepared dunk of 1/2 butter and 1/2 YMMV of Frank's Red Hot sauce, take them out of the sauce after you put a new batch in the hot oil and lay them on wire racks to drip for a minute, then on a plate, cover with something, paper towels or anything until all are done then eat them. It is SO easy and I swear, you cannot tell the difference between these and Buffalo's hot wings.
 
The Cholula is the bottle with the round wooden cap. They make a "garlic" hot sauce too but the original is better IMO. It has a Mex sorta flavor like cumin and chilis, none of the vinegar Lousiana sorta taste.
 

 
J
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 16:57:23
I also contacted "Total Beer and Wine" at Kennesaw today to see if they can get me some Spitfire Kentish Ale... their ads have hooked me, now I want the ALE!! Total has everything else, even a couple of brands of Kolsch... they should be able to get Spitfire. You've never seen so many different kinds of wine, beer, and ale in one place.

J

jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 16:59:21
I had to look up scalextric. Still funny, though.

 
Me too but truly LOL funny. Still smiling.
 
J
The Forum Monkeys
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 17:07:19
Anyone see THIS ?
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 17:09:41

Anyone see THIS ?
 
YES... and I will listen to it at 7:00 or so EST... I promise.
 
BTW.. can monkeys play guitar and bass at the same time? You have thumbs on both your hands and feet roight?? A one monkey band should beat the heck out of a one man band.
 
J
post edited by jbow - 2012/11/16 17:11:41
daryl1968
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 17:22:02
jbow



Anyone see THIS ?
 
YES... and I will listen to it at 7:00 or so EST... I promise.
 
BTW.. can monkeys play guitar and bass at the same time? You have thumbs on both your hands and feet roight?? A one monkey band should beat the heck out of a one man band.
 
J

:)
 
the tail must come in handy too
 
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 17:23:15
daryl1968


jbow



Anyone see THIS ?
 
YES... and I will listen to it at 7:00 or so EST... I promise.
 
BTW.. can monkeys play guitar and bass at the same time? You have thumbs on both your hands and feet roight?? A one monkey band should beat the heck out of a one man band.
 
J

:)
 
the tail must come in handy too
 

To beat the flies off, ya.
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 17:26:03
No flies!

bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 17:26:53
jbow


No flies zone!


jm24
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 20:11:36
I think we should remove v from the alphabet
Completely remove it from the ocabulary.
No one will miss it.
It will just hae anished.
Who's to care?
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 20:14:33
I think we should remove v from the alphabet

 
Why bother?
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 20:22:36
Ery interesting, but where will it end?  Ill w or x be net?  
jm24
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 20:24:09
jbow



I think we should remove v from the alphabet

 
Why bother?


To get to the other side.
jbow
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/16 20:31:36
I should have said, why bother Fred.
 
Do we really want to know what is on the other side? I bet there is an alien base there... or something from Agartha... some outpost of Shambhala ... with friendly giants.
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 09:39:09
Hooray for the weekend!  Have a great day, everyone.  
57Gregy
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 10:18:23
Working.
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 11:31:28
I hope the day goes well in spite of work, Greg.  
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 11:47:13
I want to thank all the contributors to the FSF for keeping this tripe trip alive. 
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 11:55:49
Tripe?  Is that some sort of ewefeminism for intelligent discourse?   
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 11:56:25
Ewe Mebee roight.
drewfx1
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 11:56:59
bapu


I want to thank all the contributors to the FSF for keeping this tripe trip alive. 

Don't try and blame me!!! (you're welcome)
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 13:27:07
Plenty of blame to go around.  
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 13:27:45
Old55


Plenty of bapu to go around.  

Ya
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 13:54:27
bapu


Old55


Plenty of bapu and monkees to go around.  

Ya

Double Ya.  
drewfx1
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 20:33:46
I just want to make clear here that I don't want to be blamed for not being blameworthy enough.

EDIT: Wow! #13777! Is that like the unluckiest lucky post number ever?
post edited by drewfx1 - 2012/11/17 20:35:21
Ham N Egz
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 20:35:52
bapu


I want to thank all the contributors to the FSF for keeping this tripe trip alive. 

SPEAKING OF TRIPS..
 
what a long strange trip its been, with the doo-dah man
but I aint chashed my chips in , until Tuesday, at lleast ...
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/17 22:29:47
musicman100


bapu


I want to thank all the contributors to the FSF for keeping this tripe trip alive. 

SPEAKING OF TRIPS..
 
what a long strange trip its been, with the doo-dah man
but I aint chashed my chips in , until Tuesday, at lleast ...

You might as well hold them chips until Thursday so you can have some turkey.  
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 13:38:42
I wuz wurreed ds fred wuz at da bottum uv da payg. Guezznot.
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 14:19:16
More like bottom of the barrel.  
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 14:21:24
Old55


More like bottom of the barrel.  

Who can argue with logic like that?
Ham N Egz
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 15:52:57
I hope this thread doesnt become like this picture
 
 

bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 16:07:33
Too late.

But I did get up off my arse and record a bass track yesterday.

That must account for sumnin', no?
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 18:10:54
musicman100


I hope this thread doesnt become like this picture
 
 


Someone lost his weed whacker?  
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 18:27:45
 
My mate Dave is the biggest exhibitionist I've ever known and will do anything to get a reaction.
 
His latest 'performance' backfired though, and he's now in intensive care with a five-thousand piece jigsaw jammed up his arse...
 
 
 
He's not expected to make it.
 
 
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 18:34:51
SteveStrummerUK


 
My mate Dave is the biggest exhibitionist I've ever known and will do anything to get a reaction.
 
His latest 'performance' backfired though, and he's now in intensive care with a five-thousand piece jigsaw jammed up his arse...
 
 
 
He's not expected to make it.
 
 


Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 20:07:25
FSF is alive again!  Hail to Straummy.
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 20:12:33
Straummy brings dignity to this miserable lump of coal.
daryl1968
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 20:22:50
bollocks - let it die a civilized death
bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 20:23:47
daryl1968


bollocks - let it die a civilized death


bapu
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 20:27:09




daryl1968
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 20:36:05

this guy is here to put it out of it's misery



Ham N Egz
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 21:31:21
I yam waiting forTuesday....

should be sum kinda song, or summin, MAYBE
daryl1968
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 22:15:32
woohoo MM100 - keep him on track mate or you"ll be looking at Christmas
jm24
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 23:30:44
oh lard
 help us forget everything we have done
   give us guidance to no longer remember our trespasses
   provide us the faith to know
     those who have loaned us money
       will not remember who we are,
          nor where to find us
   make us whole in the knowledge
    that we will believe
     we have never hurt anyone
       in anyway
  amen
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/18 23:32:38
daryl1968


woohoo MM100 - keep him on track mate or you"ll be looking at Christmas

No he won't.  12/21 at best.  It won't matter after that.  
daryl1968
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 07:34:00
Old55


daryl1968


woohoo MM100 - keep him on track mate or you"ll be looking at Christmas

No he won't.  12/21 at best.  It won't matter after that.  


truedat Jan
Ham N Egz
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 08:22:39
daryl1968


woohoo MM100 - keep him on track mate or you"ll be looking at Christmas


I see you have the same problems .also...whats a budding band member waiting on a relase supposed to dew?
Ham N Egz
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 08:26:08
Good Monday me mates and lassies,,,
I hope you all have a nice week and Holiday season
I only have two days of work here , and me cake day is Wednesday..

I would be so Grateful if the project isnt Dead and for me presesnt I wood get to listen to the product....
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just saying.....



trying the guilt tri[p aspect....
 
Also, it seems, someone swithe dmy keyboarsd fo the CJ model
Old55
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 08:50:59
Good morning and good luck in your search for the lost chords, MM100.  Have a great week and a great holiday everyone.  
Ham N Egz
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 09:19:40
This place is much nicer than the thin air of upstairs...

some guy whose user name suggests he wants to have sex with the bakers is ranting

some 64 bit font poster is ranting

the same usual suspects are bickering about their workBENCH testing

its all been said beofre but the same topics rehashed every, week, it seems...


certainly none of that happens here


monkey poo arse

daryl1968
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 09:48:43
musicman100


This place is much nicer than the thin air of upstairs...

some guy whose user name suggests he wants to have sex with the bakers is ranting

some 64 bit font poster is ranting

the same usual suspects are bickering about their workBENCH testing

its all been said beofre but the same topics rehashed every, week, it seems...


certainly none of that happens here


monkey poo arse


I like monkeys
jamesg1213
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Re:The Behemoth FRED 2012/11/19 09:58:34
Had to rescue 6 horses from a flooded field this morning.
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