AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Gee, I go to work for a few a hours and this thing has grown 3 new pages.
Someone call Raymond Burr!

57Gregy


Gee, I go to work for a few a hours and this thing has grown 3 new pages.
Someone call Raymond Burr!

As Perry Mason, Ironside, or the reporter from the "original" Godzilla movie?  

Old55

57Gregy


Gee, I go to work for a few a hours and this thing has grown 3 new pages.
Someone call Raymond Burr!

As Perry Mason, Ironside, or the reporter from the "original" Godzilla movie?  

Any of them could do the job.

I'd give you all yellow banner thingies but now I can't be arsed to do it.

It's bedtime.

GOOD MORNING C.H. I AM BACK .....


I SEE THINGS AROUND HERE A S.N.A.F.U **


































SITUATION   NORMAL   ALL FUNNY UNUSUAL

yup - nothing to see here

 
The National Trust have taken over part of my sleeping quarters.
 
They can't do that...I'm a Doctor.
 
I need my bedside manor

SteveStrummerUK


 
The National Trust have taken over part of my sleeping quarters.
 
They can't do that...I'm a Doctor.
 
I need my bedside manor

 Yes, Dr. Strummy.  You need it much more than you need bedside manure.  

I detect a disturbance in the Force....



or was it the fifth.........


did he drink the whole fifth???



or will we hear wine-ing about a liter?

musicman100


I detect a disturbance in the Force....



or was it the fifth.........


did he drink the whole fifth???



or will we hear wine-ing about a liter?

If you're referring to my post, MM, I didn't intend to cause a disturbance.  I thought Strummy's post was indeed funny and responded with my own feeble attempt at humor.  I certainly hope that's how he sees it.  I find your comments amusing, too--I just wanted explain myself in order to avoid starting any flame wars.  We've had enough of them lately.  


Perhaps I should have waited until the caffeine kicked-in before posting something, but that's the way it goes.  

Old55

musicman100


I detect a disturbance in the Force....



or was it the fifth.........


did he drink the whole fifth???



or will we hear wine-ing about a liter?

If you're referring to my post, MM, I didn't intend to cause a disturbance.  I thought Strummy's post was indeed funny and responded with my own feeble attempt at humor.  I certainly hope that's how he sees it.  I find your comments amusing, too--I just wanted explain myself in order to avoid starting any flame wars.  We've had enough of them lately.  


Perhaps I should have waited until the caffeine kicked-in before posting something, but that's the way it goes.  

No, Kind Sir, my tom foolery was in no way directed at you , I was attempting non humour. My profound apologies if it appeared that way .

I'm sorry for starting this fred if it is misunderstood in any way.

If you really undertsand it..... carry on.

I am sorry for understanding that you are sorry if I misunderstood that which you understood to be one or more of the possible ways in which this fred may or may not have been understood incorrectly.

I think I just hurt myself.

bapu


I'm sorry for starting this fred if it is misunderstood in any way.

If you really undertsand it..... carry on.

Is this supposed to, in any way, rfesemble a BayouBill weakly apology???

It's a little week for that (with the US Holiday yesterday...)

musicman100

bapu


I'm sorry for starting this fred if it is misunderstood in any way.

If you really undertsand it..... carry on.

Is this supposed to, in any way, rfesemble a BayouBill weakly apology???

No, it was my feeble attempt at coaxing a BB honourable mention out of someone. Thanks DAWG.

bapu


I'm sorry for starting this fred if it is misunderstood in any way.

If you really undertsand it..... carry on.

I like to think I misunderstood it in my own particular way.

I think we Am slipping into UN-funny here....

somebody dew summin quick......


tell a duck joke   with kitties in it ...

but no monkees...

drewfx1

bapu


I'm sorry for starting this fred if it is misunderstood in any way.

If you really undertsand it..... carry on.

I like to think I misunderstood it in my own particular way.

We're not particular in the way we misunderstand here in CH. However, we do it with verve.

bapu

drewfx1

bapu


I'm sorry for starting this fred if it is misunderstood in any way.

If you really undertsand it..... carry on.

I like to think I misunderstood it in my own particular way.

We're not particular in the way we misunderstand here in CH. However, we do it with verse and prose 

 
 
 
Shakespeared

It's all about you.

You missed the title change.

Title change

Title change

Bapu, you should apologise for starting this thread. End of

Page change

You all best be careful what you post about me, lest I (needlessly) take offense at something!

We're not posting about you.

Well, we do have posts before and after you so technically we are posting about you.

No apology needed......just add polka dots on the Superhero's head.

It's all about you.

It's all about you.

Mesh


No apology needed......just add polka dots on the Superhero's head.

Mesh, your title is so page 53.

I feel partly responsible for hauling this pile of puppy poop to 54 pages and I would like to apologise for my part in this travesty

bapu

It's all about you.

It's all about you.

Mesh


No apology needed......just add polka dots on the Superhero's head.

Mesh, your title is so page 53.

Ya.....but, I'm slowly adjusting to the East coast time.

Good on you then.

I'm still adjusting to Time.  I don't really have the hang of it yet.

daryl1968


I feel partly responsible for hauling this pile of puppy poop to 54 pages and I would like to apologise for my part in this travesty

I like to think as my posts not as a "pile of puppy poop", but as environmentally friendly com-posts. 

drewfx1

daryl1968


I feel partly responsible for hauling this pile of puppy poop to 54 pages and I would like to apologise for my part in this travesty

I like to think as my posts not as a "pile of puppy poop", but as environmentally friendly com-posts. 

either way it's crap :)

musicman100

Old55

musicman100


I detect a disturbance in the Force....



or was it the fifth.........


did he drink the whole fifth???



or will we hear wine-ing about a liter?

If you're referring to my post, MM, I didn't intend to cause a disturbance.  I thought Strummy's post was indeed funny and responded with my own feeble attempt at humor.  I certainly hope that's how he sees it.  I find your comments amusing, too--I just wanted explain myself in order to avoid starting any flame wars.  We've had enough of them lately.  


Perhaps I should have waited until the caffeine kicked-in before posting something, but that's the way it goes.  

No, Kind Sir, my tom foolery was in no way directed at you , I was attempting non humour. My profound apologies if it appeared that way .

I thought so, but I just wanted to make sure.  No appologies necessary. 

I always looked at myself in the mirror naked, but normally it gets me kicked out of Ikea.

I'm getting pissed off with my new psychiatrist...



I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money.

LMFAO

musicman100


I think we Am slipping into UN-funny here....

somebody dew summin quick......


tell a duck joke   with kitties in it ...

but no monkees...

Two kitties walk into Bapu's bar and see that it's filled with ducks.  So, one kitty asks Bapu if he running a quack house. 

Woman goes to the doctor and complains her husbands libido has waned.
 
THe doctor hands her a pill and tells to give him the pill and it will revive his drive
 
. She responds he wont knowingly  take this pill . The doctor then tells her to slip it in his coffee cup first thing in the morning  and it will do the trick.
 
A week later she returns to the doctors office and he asks her how did things go.
 
She replies "terrible!! I did as you suggested and slipped the pill in his morning coffee while he wasn't looking. 10 minutes later he stands up, pushes all the dishes and food aside off the table, throws me down on the table, rips my clothes off and proceeds to make passionate love to me. It was like we were first married"
 
The doctor is confused, and responds "what was so terrible? The pill worked and you had passion again?"
 
The wife replies, "oh yes it worked, but we  were kicked out and can never go back in Cracker Barrel again"
 
 
 
 
for our non us friends.. Cracker Barrel is a restaurant chain.

Old55

musicman100


I think we Am slipping into UN-funny here....

somebody dew summin quick......


tell a duck joke   with kitties in it ...

but no monkees...

Two kitties walk into Bapu's bar and see that it's filled with ducks.  So, one kitty asks Bapu if he running a quack house. 

I like kittens

bapu


Title change

Sheeesh!!!!

bapu

bapu


Title change

Sheeesh!!!!

I know!!
That is sooo page 53!! (or summin like dat)

Usually, when things are all about me, I've done something wrong.  It's sometimes in the form of a "We Need to Talk" lecture.  Occasionally, it's a "What Have You Done?"  A "You've Got Some Explaining To Do" is often somewhat unpleasant.  Sometimes, it takes the form of a "Step Out Of The Car, Sir."

That being said, a surprising number of things are, in fact, all about me...

someone mentioned page change???

ONE HOUR HAS ELAPSED...

and knot a signle gnu post ,, has dis fred flailed ???

Let's all thank Jules for my new Avatar!!!!

Yay Jules.

HA - brill

bapu


Let's all thank Jules for my new Avatar!!!!

Yay Jules.

 
★"˜¨¯¯¨˜"ª¤(¯`*•.¸(¯`*•.. Have I been paid for the use of my copyrighted 'Bapsi' trademark yet? .. •*´¯)¸.•*´¯)¤ª"˜¨¯¯¨˜"★

but do things REALLY go better with coke????

No but they go better go with MUSIC

bapu


Let's all thank Jules for my new Avatar!!!!

Yay Jules.

And it's bass avatar, too.  Nice. 

Bapsi

It's the choice of a Gnu Generation

(It's all about Ewe...)

54 pages.

5 more and we'll have a page for everyone of my years.

So we haven't reached your maturity level yet?

drewfx1


So we haven't reached your maturity level yet?

we reached that at page 14