AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

cccold damp and windy here this fine morning...

We hit 57F yesterday..

.today?

25F...

sigh.

Hiya folks

Hi Karyn.

Is this descending into the "ever so polite" fred?

We are British after all. Well, some of us.

Bristol_Jonesey


Hi Karyn.

Is this descending into the "ever so polite" fred?

We are British after all. Well, some of us.

May I get anyone a cup of tea? Digestive?

Don't mind if I do, thanks awfully!

Morning

I'm not a fan of the middle part.  Early morning, shortly after midnight, that's usually a good time.  Late morning, just before lunch, that's okay, too.  It's the middle section that's lame.  It's the time when I stumble like a zombie for the coffee, snarl at furniture, and sit bleary eyed in front of a monitor wondering why I'm not still sleeping.

I would probably do that anyway, but it's especially bad first thing in the morning.  The elf in the next cubicle just shrieked, "Good Morning!"  Now, I have to refill my mug while he tries to stop screaming.

jamesg1213

Bristol_Jonesey


Hi Karyn.

Is this descending into the "ever so polite" fred?

We are British after all. Well, some of us.

May I get anyone a cup of tea? Digestive?

Please, do so.

G'day Mates & Mateeeeees!!

Today's a good to call in/sleep in........but, I'm here at work. Mebee Friday might be an option?
 

I like green tea

and strumpets crumpets

I like Ceylon tea (loose leaf), with a little milk and sugar.....plus some of these....

Mesh


I like Ceylon tea (loose leaf), with a little milk and sugar.....plus some of these....


 
 
THIS SUGAR IS NICE ALSO
 
 

Mesh


I like Ceylon tea (loose leaf), with a little milk and sugar.....plus some of these....

Mmm..those look goooood....

a likkle tittle chang

I had two mugs of strong tea yesterday afternoon and it REALLY helped... I were tired. Might need it again today...

Is this the "Why can't I delete this fred Fred fred"?

Why?

Lately, sometimes when I turn the page on my Kindle Paperwhite, it turns several pages at once with no warning... I think it is the Krazhdj doing it... but am not sure.

J

One cannot help it if One's pet's flimsy eReader was not constructed to keep up with One's reading speed.  In addition, One suspects the coffee spill may have had something to do with this.

UbiquitousBubba


  In addition, One suspects the coffee spill may have had something to do with this.

Sorry........I read that as coffee pill.

Some things are better when they're not taken in pill form.  One other example is becan.

I suppose skunk and eel pudding would be better as a pill, though. 

Hope that helps.

Yay!!

Sum FSF axtivitee.

Speaking of eel pudding.....I'm getting hungry!!!

Sandwich anyone?

thats a mighty fine sammich, Mr Mesh

and whats gonna happen when paper books go away and we have coffee table Kindles©??

I like paper books over any electronic book format. As a matter of fact, I'm starting to collect older classic books (printed before the 1960's) and plan on making a small library at home for the little ones to read when they are older.

I'm sure they'll end up like how LP's are looked upon now.  

wow, were yella fellas !!!!

Sounds like it's time for another change, then.

One cannot help it if One's pet's flimsy eReader was not constructed to keep up with One's reading speed. In addition, One suspects the coffee spill may have had something to do with this.

 
Sorry, I had my translator off... did you say something or do you have gas?

Those are not mutually exclusive.

 
J

[passing through] I'm only here to cancel my subscription to this wonderful fred [/passing through]



As you were.



Carry on.



Cheerio.













































































Are you missing me yet?

The only time people ever complain about missing me is when their aim is off.

Wasn't there once a guy who told some pretty awful good jokes here once?

I was in the pub when a kinky old flame rang me for sex.

"And don't forget to bring a whip round" she teased.

So far I've collected £2.63.

 
I was lost in London, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall?"
 
 
 
 
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was lost in London,  New York, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall Carnigie Hall ?"   
  
 
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
 
 

THE ORIGINAL.....

Daryl likes monkeys--he told me so. 

And now, for something completely different,

it's...

Drooper! Take out the trash!

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was lost in London,  New York, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall Carnigie Hall ?"   
  
 
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
 
 

THE ORIGINAL.....

 
Err......... excuse me George. Please do your research before giving me the 'Pfft' smiley.
 
 
Carnegie Hall - opened 1891
 
Royal Albert Hall - opened 1871
 
 
Bapsi told me he first heard my version of the joke in 1877.
 
So yah boo, sucks to you... etc.
 
 
Please apologise forthwith.
 
:-)
 
Good times
 
:-)
 
Best regards
 
Straummy
 
 
;-)
 
 
 
 

I remember hearing that one in 3623 BC outside Carnegie Cave.  Well, It wasn't a proper cave, you understand.  There was a pile of rocks and a few sticks.  It was nearly impossible to find.  No matter how hard you tried, or how long you searched, you just couldn't find it.  The only way to get there was to ask the one-eyed guy with the bad limp and the thing on his arm that looked like another foot was going to force it's way out.  Back then, it was all about who you knew...

UbiquitousBubba


I remember hearing that one in 3623 BC outside Carnegie Cave.  Well, It wasn't a proper cave, you understand.  There was a pile of rocks and a few sticks.  It was nearly impossible to find.  No matter how hard you tried, or how long you searched, you just couldn't find it.  The only way to get there was to ask the one-eyed guy with the bad limp and the thing on his arm that looked like another foot was going to force it's way out.  Back then, it was all about who you knew...

 
Pfft
 
 
Albert Hallhenge predates that pile of rocks by at least 13.89263543828 years.
 
 
BTW UB, can I borrow your time machine?
 
 

You did next week.

I found the rest of your vindaloo on the couch.  It had grown a head by the time I found it. 

I only wanted to pop back a couple of hours and see where I lost my guitar pick.

Sure.  Next thing you know we're having to explain the Bubonic Plague.  Again.

 
Coincidentally, I watched a really boring documentary on how to build a time machine last night....
 
 
 
 
That was an hour I'll probably get back.

SteveStrummerUK


 
Coincidentally, I watched a really boring documentary on how to build a time machine last night....
 
 
 
 
That was an hour I'll probably get back.

Chortle....




He's baaaaaa-aaaack!!!!

I missed an episode of Doctor Who because I was tardis. 

Old55


I missed an episode of Doctor Who because I was tardis. 

Don't you mean multiple episodes?

I wear leotardis sometimes

musicman100


PS: note the odor in which I listed your contributions

+ 1

bapu


I wear leotardis sometimes

And a tutu over the offical CHB undershreddies?  

That would be a four then?

Linear Phase

musicman100


PS: note the odor in which I listed your contributions

+ 1

How many pages did you go back for that one?


You're a FSF hero for Shure.

Black Dog?

Or Frank Sinatra?

I'd like to suggest Frank's Hot Dog and Bratwurst Brewery of Dayton Mass.  On the corner of Spam and WhatBeHappingToTheForum...

http://frankshotdogs.com

Good morning my little ponies.

Anyone know where I can buy kitchen units for like, £595? Don't seem to be any, anywhere...

jamesg1213


Anyone know where I can buy kitchen units for like, £595? Don't seem to be any, anywhere...

Guffaw guffaw.

Good morning sweeties