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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 14:26:26
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daryl1968
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I was going to create a spereate fred for this topix, but since it is salient and germaine to the FSF I posted it here
WHY I HATE MONKIES:
1. they are mean
2 they fling poop
3 they leave banana peels laying about everywhere
4. they choke beagles
5 daryl doesnt like them
6 they ride funny bycycles
7they fling poop
the weird thing is that the reasons you give for hating monkeys are the exact reasons I like monkeys
Yes.....I'm hoping he'll be able to get over this denial phase and start to embrace the monkey wholeheartedly.
Mesh - I think you just single handedly broke the TOS.
Just doing my part mate...... 
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 14:28:28
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283+ pages of pure fun (except page 14 and 252; total ch1te)
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 14:31:29
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Hey mebee we should talk about monkeys now?
Not sure what we have been talkin' about cuz I cain't be arsed to go back and find out.
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 14:35:03
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Monkeys did it again - they breathed life back into this creaky old thread
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 14:38:46
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 14:46:05
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well, like it or not tartypants, they did. Bless them poop flinging furry little bastards
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 16:06:31
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:01:39
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Penguins are the King of Fruit.
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:04:23
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hmmm notice NUNS are sometimes referred to as penguins???
coincedence ??? I think NOT
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:07:00
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Wise words from both JB and MM100.
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:15:38
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Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:15:46
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Jonbouy
Penguins are the King of Fruit.
And Mooch is Conquistador (as long as the VERY soon to be Mrs. Mooch sez he can be)
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:17:38
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daryl1968
Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?
I know, but I was dying to address Frank, Mooch and Warren and did not want to get out sync. Maybe an arse whipping is order?
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:21:42
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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:23:49
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daryl1968
Bapu - have I not explained the rules for posting in the song forum clearly enough?
I know, but I was dying to address Frank, Mooch and Warren and did not want to get out sync.
Maybe an arse whipping is order?
I'm shaking my head right now - you'll never learn mate - gotta try and keep it at the top of the page. Anyway - I'm off to play footie - wish me luck - it's pissing down with rain so that'll make for a fun game.
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:30:59
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SteveStrummerUK
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
I just know SOMEONE out there is not gonna think that was funny, and get their under-roos in a wad
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:31:03
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:45:45
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I got voted off Britains Got Talent in the first round the other day.
My act consisted of me just driving around on a scooter whilst balancing a pizza on the back for an hour....
The judges said I just didn't deliver.
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 17:50:17
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After watching the Olympics, I decided that I would take up gymnastics again at my local gym. I phoned up and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't do Tuesdays."
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 18:22:18
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SteveStrummerUK
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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Re:why I DESPISE monkies
2012/08/14 18:23:21
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SteveStrummerUK
After watching the Olympics, I decided that I would take up gymnastics again at my local gym. I phoned up and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't do Tuesdays."
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FACT! 
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/08/14 22:33:28
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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MYTH! 
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/08/14 22:33:52
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 22:39:57
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FACT!
Greco-feline wrestling?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 22:40:16
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FSF! 
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 22:44:44
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"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 22:45:45
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☄ Helpful
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 22:46:57
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A steaming pile graces the TOTP
Start as you mean to continue I say.
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 23:09:54
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☄ Helpful
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Re:FACT OR MYTH
2012/08/14 23:14:38
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It's been clear to me for 280 pages.
And yet I return...
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