AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

...and that's where zombie sheep come from.

bapu


Just waking up kidz.

Yeah... Me too.


And you really needn't feel obligated to use that avatar.  Unless you want to.  

I lurves me knew avatar!!

If you cross a kitty with a spritzer  wood it be cat-a-tonic???


if ewe cross a sheeps with a bass guitar wood it be an a-lamb-ic?

...although, the bucket of lard avatar was a close second.

I like 2 headed kittens

How can one not like two headed kittens?

If one had a formerly three headed kitten...

I suppose that person would be unhappy ending up with a two headed one.

lol - yes, in the immortal words of Joni Mitchell, 'you don't know what you've got til it's gone'

Jus' checkin'

Still about ME...cool.

Jonbouy


Jus' checkin'

Still about ME...cool.

We're keepin' real for you JB.

It's all about The Bouy, LTD.  ...and kittens exposed to massive doses of radiation.  It's all about The Bouy, LTD and kittens exposed to massive doses of radiation.  ...and sheep.

Maybe we'd better come in again.

Yes but what has this fred done for us?

Axe not what the FRED © CAN DEW 4 EWE, ask what u kan dew for the Fred ®

What evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Fred Knows!

Oh, this is not the quotes fred.

Sorry.

Great name for a band - the Chernobyl Kittens

Songs about freds:

How Many Freds (Have I Really Got)
A Fred is a Fred
You've Got a Fred
Fred of the Devil

daryl1968


Great name for a band - the Chernobyl Kittens

There's actually a group called Atomic Kitten.  http://www.atomickitten.com/

Mesh

daryl1968


Great name for a band - the Chernobyl Kittens

There's actually a group called Atomic Kitten.  http://www.atomickitten.com/

Oh yeah, I remember them.
Bugger

My mate asked me if I wanted in on a new water selling scam....











I bottled it.

You may still be able to start Godzilla's Kittens.  I did a quick Google search and didn't find anyone using it, although, there are several million videos of cats attacking things (a la Godzilla).

I think that would make a good name for a Deth Trance Hansen tribute band.

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Great name for a band - the Chernobyl Kittens

There's actually a group called Atomic Kitten.  http://www.atomickitten.com/

Oh yeah, I remember them.
Bugger

 Meh, you young whippersnappers, I remember Atomic Rooster
 
you kids get off my lawn...

musicman100

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


Great name for a band - the Chernobyl Kittens

There's actually a group called Atomic Kitten.  http://www.atomickitten.com/

Oh yeah, I remember them.
Bugger

 Meh, you young whippersnappers, I remember Atomic Rooster
 
you kids get off my lawn...
 

tHE kITTENS GET MY VOTE

 
 
 

Holy Moly , they spent every bit of $2 woth of material for their costumes.....


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I think Daryl said kittens not birds.

Net we'll be chatting up jars here.

:)

can I say knockers in here?

So, page 58 is all about the Doors, then.

...and Jonbouy, of course.

if we're talking about the Doors, I can mention Knobs too.
I don't mean Jim Morrison either because he played Val Kilmer in the story of Val's life or something like that - he wasn't very nice to Meg Ryan IIRC

daryl1968


if we're talking about the Doors, I can mention Knobs too.
I don't mean Jim Morrison either because he played Val Kilmer in the story of Val's life or something like that - he wasn't very nice to Meg Ryan IIRC

Mentioning Meg Ryan and Knobs in the same post is........


What's the word?

bapu

daryl1968


if we're talking about the Doors, I can mention Knobs too.
I don't mean Jim Morrison either because he played Val Kilmer in the story of Val's life or something like that - he wasn't very nice to Meg Ryan IIRC

Mentioning Meg Ryan and Knobs in the same post is........


What's the line?

I'll have what she's having?

 
I got very emotional when I picked my car up from the garage earlier today...
 
 
 
 
 
.... it was a lovely service.
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I got very emotional when I picked my car up from the garage earlier today...
 
 
 
 
 
.... it was a lovely service.
 
 
 

you see, the septics wouldn't get that - what we call a garage is the shop

I have to pitch an idea to a group of top investors tomorrow.

It could be make or break for me.

We're holding the meeting in an old plane at 20,000 feet....



So, no pressure there then.

 
I've had to leave my girlfriend because of her obsession with Sean Connery....
 
 
It's a shame really...
 
 
 
 
There was a bond between us

Happy Birthday mate.

bapu


Happy Birthday mate.

we'll have none of that around here - there's another thread for that

Halfway through my shift at the chemist, a guy came in to pick up his naked wife's photos he'd had developed.

Naturally, I had a little peek as I handed them to him, "Would you like the negatives?" I asked.

"Yes please," he said sheepishly.

I said, "Your missus has got saggy tits and a fat arse."

:) - I didn't realize you could say tits on here - <raises one eyebrow and laughs like Terry Thomas>

I think if it's in quotes it's marginally ok.

If you can say Moobs.........

Mesh


If you can say Moobs.........

I can.


Moobs.

can I say kahoonaburgers?

I went to a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning. The woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked."

"Does it affect the price?" I said.

"No, not at all." she replied.

"In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."

daryl1968


can I say kahoonaburgers?

Only with a Hawaiian accent. 

bapu

daryl1968


can I say kahoonaburgers?

Only with a Hawaiian accent. 

what about thrupennies?

I went thruPennysLane once.

Oh wait, that was AbbeysRoad.

bapu


I went thruPennysLane once.

Oh wait, that was AbbeysRoad.

you have to go back and do the Liverpool thing - you'd love it

I will. Once I can afford it again.

I was planning a 2012 trip but that has been delayed due to finances.

Great.  Now I've got all these boxes full of Bapu World Tour 2012 t-shirts. 

money sucks

UbiquitousBubba


Great.  Now I've got all these boxes full of Bapu World Tour 2012 t-shirts. 

:)

Its absence seems to create a larger vacuum.

tell that to James Dyson

bapu


I will. Once I can afford it again.

I was planning a 2012 trip but that has been delayed due to finances.

Had ewe not spent all ur money on sum silly  wavy-gravy plug-in, you cudda traveled....
 
 
 
 
not far... but traveled the road less,,,

daryl1968


money sucks

Money's great.  Lack of money sucks. 

Money, it's a gas...

We now have as many pages as I have years.... woot!