AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

If it sounds like a duck, smells like a duck, looks like a duck--it's probably Bapu. 

musicman100


SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...

Good one MM!!
 
I enjoyed this.
 
 
A lot of the bull(s) are right here in the FSF

The guy at the repair shop kept going on and on about muffler bearings.  He handed me a few bearings to show me what they looked like.  I paid him a fortune to replace mine.  It must have been a simple repair, because he was done in no time at all.  He was very nice and friendly.  He was laughing and smiling the whole time. 

I thought I would repay his generosity.  IANAM (I Am Not A Mechanic), but I figured I could help him out.  I walked over to his car, opened up the gas cap, and dropped a few bearings inside his tank.

He'll thank me later, I'm sure.

Can we haz a YHBT purleeze?

Re:the Bapu is a quack

Good thing he doesn't smoke it.....




















(or do he?)

The Coffee House Band


Can we haz a YHBT purleeze?

 
Oi!!

SteveStrummerUK

The Coffee House Band


Can we haz a YHBT purleeze?

 
OiNK!!

now ewe are hogging the fsf.....

Mmmm...Hogs!

Somehow, it all comes back to becan.

Mesh


Re:the Bapu is a quack

Good thing he doesn't smoke it.....




















(or do he?)

LSHQCOMN!!

Arses to arses, dust to dust.
FSF is kaput!
Live long FSF must!
 
 

A FSF Haiku

Forum Super Fred
Many a time, seems real dead
Long Live FSF

Why a duck?
 
 

craigb


Why a duck?
 
 

To look at.


Look at it.

I like ducks.

When I toss some bread to a duck, scream, "Duck!", and the bread hits the duck in the head, it makes me giggle.

I have to stand down river from others now.

That's a mean slice you have there, Bubba. 

UbiquitousBubba


When I toss some bread to a duck, scream, "Duck!", and the bread hits the duck in the head, it makes me giggle.

I have to stand down river from others now.

Bread sharpshooter?
 

 

look at the grouse look at the grouse   NYUK NYUK NYUK

Duck soup
Duck foo young
Duck sauce
Duck roast
Duck deep fried
Duck curry
Duck Welington
Duck wings
Duck-lings

A picture what I did taken:

Mesh


Duck soup
Duck foo young
Duck sauce
Duck roast
Duck deep fried
Duck curry
Duck Welington
Duck wings
Duck-lings

That's quite a pair-a-ducks! 

Oops!

SteveStrummerUK


A picture what I did taken:

Lurvely Straummy

SteveStrummerUK


A picture what I did taken:

A very nice shot.  No bollocks.  

SteveStrummerUK


A picture what I did taken:

Did someone give you the bird Steve?

SteveStrummerUK


A picture what I did taken:

Is that a European swallow?

craigb... ok, since someone needs to hit the Marx:

Viaduct!

57Gregy

SteveStrummerUK


A picture what I did taken:

Is that a European swallow?

Wait...  I've got this!  Um...  Blue?  *KAZIIIIIIIIIINGGGGG!!!*
 

In a desperate attempt at lifting up a fred over the accumulated junk...here it be...

...and again...

I'm ready for all the buzz around here!

Beagle's fantasy...

Beagle's "other" fantasy?

noldar12


craigb... ok, since someone needs to hit the Marx:

Viaduct!

'at's a gouda one, Boss.  

 
Another pic...
 
 
 

Straummy is classing up the FSF.

Long Live FSF Straummy.

eye tink this hear place is a pretty klassy joint .....

now if we could only get the monkeys to wear a bow tie and a white waiters jacket.. this place wood bee primo..

Um, yeah!



Or... not?

darn its a toss up  the first primate lends cred

the second one IS the consumate CH poster child...

Yes, the monkey definately adds more class.  Of course, the bar was set pretty low.  I'm just sayin'...

UbiquitousBubba


Yes, the monkey definately adds more class.  Of course, the bar was set pretty low.  I'm just sayin'...

 
Or
 

 
???

craigb

UbiquitousBubba


Yes, the monkey definately adds more class.  Of course, the bar was set pretty low.  I'm just sayin'...

 
Or
 

 
???

Shouldn't it be Monkey's Arse?  

Hehe... Jan said "Arse!"

Good Arse Morning everyone

ppfffftt....les derrieres...

don't mess with my toot-toot

Bonjour,
Ce bateau FSF est plein de singe no poo?

Excusez-moi, je dois y aller oui-oui.

Hey!!!!!!

Who took me becan??????

(cheeks puffed out)

I 'on't 'ow.  Id wadn't me.

UbiquitousBubba


(cheeks puffed out)

I 'on't 'ow.  Id wadn't me.

So, I'm not the only one who speaks pig latin.....Kewl!!

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba


(cheeks puffed out)

I 'on't 'ow.  Id wadn't me.

So, I'm not the only one who speaks pig latin.....Kewl!!

You speak to pigs in Latin?

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba


(cheeks puffed out)

I 'on't 'ow.  Id wadn't me.

So, I'm not the only one who speaks pig latin.....Kewl!!

Pig latin is very appropriate whilst speaking of becan. 

bapu

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba


(cheeks puffed out)

I 'on't 'ow.  Id wadn't me.

So, I'm not the only one who speaks pig latin.....Kewl!!

You speak to pigs in Latin?

Noooo silly.....
 
 
Everyone knows that pigs only speak in French....Oui-Oui?