daryl1968
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/05 16:56:03
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musicman100
THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes.! ...
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
THOUGHT for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT
SOME GREAT ADVICE HERE. :)
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Ham N Egz
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/05 16:58:12
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well since Bopu said we wuz floundering, I thought we needed sum food for thought, Daryl.
Thank ewe, and remember the additional advice...
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 00:00:14
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Good advice, Dear Abby Daryl
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 08:17:17
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I think the advise of using the sink instead of getting into the seat debate is irresponsible.
It should state that it may be best to remove any dishes first.
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 09:03:15
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Jonbouy
I think the advise of using the sink instead of getting into the seat debate is irresponsible.
It should state that it may be best to remove any dishes first.
Pfffft........another inconvenience of washing dishes in the bathroom sink.
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 10:31:09
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but i still got nuttin...
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 10:38:42
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musicman100
GIVE ME MY SCOOBY SNACK OR THE KITTY GETS IT !!!
BTW, the kitty is sleeping with the fishes now ,,,,,,,
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 10:49:57
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musicman100
GIVE ME MY SCOOBY SNACK OR THE KITTY GETS IT !!!
BTW, the kitty is sleeping with the fishes now ,,,,,,,
So Strummy doesn't like fishies either?
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Old55
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 11:54:36
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The kid's gonna be wrestler. That's a classic sleeper hold.
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:18:19
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:24:59
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bapu
Title Change!!!!!!
Should I be embarrassed?
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:45:21
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We should all be embarrassed.
Especially Daryl.
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:51:07
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How do you think the monkey's feel?
(I'm guessing the answer is, "furry"...)
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daryl1968
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:51:40
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:52:44
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I'm a tarty arse
(or Am I?)
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bapu
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 12:59:31
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daryl1968
I am embarrarsed
By THIS?
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Mesh
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 13:06:32
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Anyone revisit the bottom of page 46?
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 13:25:12
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I did once. I shudder to think of doing again.
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Ham N Egz
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 13:27:56
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Eye, four one, enjoy the ramblings and helter skelter, loosey goosey, devil may care attitude of this thread...
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 13:48:24
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bapu
daryl1968
I am embarrarsed
By THIS?
what if I'm embarrarsed for you?
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Mesh
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 13:56:34
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Beagle
bapu
daryl1968
I am embarrarsed
By THIS?
what if I'm embarrarsed for you?
So there's some suffering involved too......
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daryl1968
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 14:13:24
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Mesh
Anyone revisit the bottom of page 46?
it was brilliant Mesh - thanks for bringing it up mate. Shame no-one saw it though
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 14:32:12
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bapu
May I suggest that you read this entire fred first before making that decision.
No cheating now.
I like this post. Hard to believe it was only made two weeks ago. Arse. Monkey. Kitten. etc...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 14:33:23
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The cast of Dad's Army are to start tracing their family trees for a new television series.....
"Who Do You Think You Are... Kidding Mr Hitler" starts this Autumn.
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Mesh
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 14:37:45
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bapu
May I suggest that you read this entire fred first before making that decision.
No cheating now.
I like this post.
Hard to believe it was only made two weeks ago.
Arse.
Monkey.
Kitten.
etc...
It's also hard to believe that this page hasn't moved to Page 315 in over a day.......bunch of slackers I tells ya...... Are we done with the HYBT as well?
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Re:The most embarrassing fred you'll ever post in
2012/09/06 14:38:59
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☄ Helpful
Last night me and my mates took part in an alcoholic yogurt eating contest.
We got Mullered.
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 14:49:02
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Predictable Rolling Stones tribute act for hire.
£65 for the evening.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 14:53:56
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I tried to buy a DVD of 'The Hunt For Red October' earlier today....
But I can't find any that aren't subtitled.
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 15:05:06
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What's the difference between violists and terrorists?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
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Re:Is The Coffee House for you?
2012/09/06 15:13:10
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Mesh
What's the difference between violists and terrorists?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
That was funny I like it ..hehehehe chortle, guffaw., snort
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