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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 13:43:27 (permalink)
Old55


Oh, here I thought it was gazoomba season.

They're big around here.


Ripe for pickin' I've heard.
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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 13:54:44 (permalink)

Earlier in the restaurant, I couldn't finish all my food so the waitress asked me, "Excuse me sir, do you wanna box for that?"


"No, but I'll arm-wrestle you for it" I replied

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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 13:57:41 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK


Earlier in the restaurant, I couldn't finish all my food so the waitress asked me, "Excuse me sir, do you wanna box for that?"


"No, but I'll arm-wrestle you for it" I replied

I see what you did there. You juxtapositioned boxing and arm wrestling in a way to make me smile.


It worked.


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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 14:04:56 (permalink)
You know what I hate?

When people ring my doorbell to tell me a knock knock joke.

Duh.

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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 14:07:02 (permalink)
Drew, I agree. Ring Ring jokes are much funnier.
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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 14:23:53 (permalink)

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "About 1,500." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

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Re:Daily dose of bapu and his Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 16:42:13 (permalink)
 graphics removed because it was 2 grapgic..
post edited by musicman100 - 2012/05/21 18:22:07

Green Acres is the place to be
 I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
 
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Re:Bapu and his Forum Souper Fred - Adolts only? 2012/05/21 17:55:22 (permalink)
Slight Fred Name Change - long overdue.
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Re:Bapu and his Forum Souper Fred - Adolts only? 2012/05/21 18:05:40 (permalink)
NSFW?

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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Re:Bapu and his Forum Souper Fred - Adolts only? 2012/05/21 18:24:58 (permalink)

Best use of the word 'Juxtapositioned' ever....

I think it should appear in this page's title
 
 
 
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Re:Bapu and his Forum Souper Fred - Adolts only? 2012/05/21 18:27:53 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK


Best use of the word 'Juxtapositioned' ever....

I think it should appear in this page's title
 
  
 

Tomorrow mate. Tomorrow.
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Re:Bapu and his Forum Souper Fred - Adolts only? 2012/05/21 18:38:01 (permalink)
I need more words to go with Juxtapositined. That alone doesn't make a good title.

Bapu's Jusxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred?
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Re:Bapu and his Forum Souper Fred - Adolts only? 2012/05/21 18:43:52 (permalink)

There's definitely some mileage in that mate

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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 18:47:44 (permalink)
See new fred title (per Straummy's suggestion).
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Re:Bapu's Jusxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 18:57:42 (permalink)
That's awesome mate!

Best thread title ever
 
 
 
 
Anyway, earlier on I said to my mate "Do you want me to help you with that thesaurus you are putting together by listing all the words that mean strength? You know, like power, toughness..?"
He said "Might as well"
 
 

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Re:Bapu's Jusxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 19:19:26 (permalink)
Jusxtapositioned


Jus
XT
A
Positi
One
D

Wassat?

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 20:45:27 (permalink)
Fixed JB.

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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 20:47:38 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK


That's awesome mate!

Best thread title ever
 
 
 
 
Anyway, earlier on I said to my mate "Do you want me to help you with that thesaurus you are putting together by listing all the words that mean strength? You know, like power, toughness..?"
He said "Might as well"
 
 

Finally, an apropos joke 
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 20:55:09 (permalink)
Jonbouy



Jusxtapositioned


Jus
XT
A
Positi
One
D

Wassat?

Oxymoron?
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 21:13:50 (permalink)
no, just moron
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 21:27:09 (permalink)

 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 21:33:47 (permalink)
daryl1968


no, just moron

You talking to me??


You talking to me?


I'm the only one here.
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 21:38:37 (permalink)
Testing 1, 2.  Is this mic on?  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/21 21:56:01 (permalink)
I need sssssibilence .... 

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/22 00:44:14 (permalink)
I have siblings.  Do they count?  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/22 00:53:10 (permalink)
Old55


I have siblings.  Do they count?  

Assuming they are older than 5 I'll assume they do.
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/22 00:58:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Who's the wise guy who put an "S" into the word "Lisp" anyway???

(My favorite tool is the "Pop Blocker" - I use it whenever I have to walk by people listening to "generic" radio.)

 
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/22 02:06:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2013/07/24 16:18:51
How did this train wreck get to 33 pages?
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/22 02:10:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2013/11/09 03:17:20
They same way my drives on Fairway #2 end up on Fairway #11?

 
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Re:Bapu's Juxtapositioned Forum Souper Fred 2012/05/22 02:15:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/07/24 16:50:24
bapu


How did this train wreck get to 33 pages?


Momentum?

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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