AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Man the whole forum site is slooooow lately. Not just the CH and my Souper Fred but Songs, Software, Techniques even X1.

Testing 1, 2 3

Is this thing on? 

bapu


Man the whole forum site is slooooow lately. Not just the CH and my Souper Fred but Songs, Software, Techniques even X1.

Testing 1, 2 3

Is this thing on? 

huh?

bapu


Man the whole forum site is slooooow lately. Not just the CH and my Souper Fred but Songs, Software, Techniques even X1.

Testing 1, 2 3

Is this thing on? 

FSF combined with the Jubilee is using up all the banned width.  

Old55

bapu


Man the whole forum site is slooooow lately. Not just the CH and my Souper Fred but Songs, Software, Techniques even X1.

Testing 1, 2 3

Is this thing on? 

FSF combined with the Jubilee is using up all the banned width.  

bag.

Beagle

Old55

bapu


Man the whole forum site is slooooow lately. Not just the CH and my Souper Fred but Songs, Software, Techniques even X1.

Testing 1, 2 3

Is this thing on? 

FSF combined with the Jubilee is using up all the banned width.  

bag.

I'm sorry, Beagle.  What does that mean?  

bapu


She left room muttering something about a "noisy bugger".

Zactly!!!

what have I missed?

Not a thing

I missed you mate

I've been tidying up the DAW and lappy with updates. Tedious... I tells ya.

I'm also getting dropped Internet yet my DSL modem shows full connectivity and the TX-RX lights are flashing (as if activity is happening).

Weird. No "problems" showing up on the automated server status.

Gonna have to call the ISP and the phoco tomorrow. Arrrrghh!!!!!

It seemed like a lot of PCs were slow today.  Not just at work, but at the mall.  I wonder if something is going on.  

I know we try to be special (and not just mentally or olympically), but EVERY forum I've seen lately has been slowing down recently (participation-wise). 

Even the ones I'm not posting in, so I don't think it's only because of me (you never know though...).

Come to think of it--I'm getting pretty slow at responding right now.  

daryl1968


what have I missed?

Apparently, Beagle's boycott is over.

57Gregy

daryl1968


what have I missed?

Apparently, Beagle's boycott is over.

Probably because he thought he smelled becan in here...

Bapu must be wearing his becan-scented after-shave again.  I bet he did it just to lure Beagle in to the fred.  

Everyone thinks it.

Jansezit.

DOH!  foiled again!

Hi Beagle - good to see you participating in the Royal celebrations :)

Old55

Beagle

Old55

bapu


Man the whole forum site is slooooow lately. Not just the CH and my Souper Fred but Songs, Software, Techniques even X1.

Testing 1, 2 3

Is this thing on? 

FSF combined with the Jubilee is using up all the banned width.  

bag.

I'm sorry, Beagle.  What does that mean?  

ask bill.  he was in a banned for saying it.

daryl1968


Hi Beagle - good to see you participating in the Royal celebrations :)

what are you smoking?  I'm here for the becan! 

Becan = King of Meats = Royalty

daryl1968


Becan = King of Meats = Royalty

Anagrams never were your forte then Daryl
 
 

what can you make from this Steve?

RSAE

craigb


What's the smaller pedalboard above the Line 6 one?  Can't quite see it...

Craig, that's my Zoom 7.1ut:
 

 
 
The other floorboard is my ancient Korg A4.
 
The signal path:
 
Microphone ---> Blackstar HT-5R
 
Bass ---> Line 6 Low Down LD150
 
Digitech RP50 (used as a drum machine) ---> Maine 200W Bass Head ---> 2 x 12" Speaker Cab
 
And the guitar:
 

 
 

What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????















"would the defendant please rise"

What is the difference between a Banjo and a Chain Saw???











" a chain saw has dynamic range"

A musician dies and goes to Heaven, where he is directed to the heavenly night club. He sees a wonderful room, capacious stage, and an all-time all-star group of musicians. Recognizing Dizzie Gillespie, he walks over and asks "How's the gig here?" Diz says, "Well, you can see that the layout and the equipment is fine, we get fed gourmet food, the best wines and a little reefer to take the edge off."
"That sounds perfect," says the new guy. "There's just one thing," Dizzy adds. "God's got this girlfriend who thinks she can sing...."
 
 

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????















"would the defendant please rise"

 
His Bapsiness is not going to like that George...
 
 
 
 
Oh no.
 
 
 
 
I do though
 
 

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????















"would the defendant please rise"

 
His Bapsiness is not going to like that George...
 
 
 
 
Oh no.
 
 
 
 
I do though
 
 

GM Guv'nor,  Thank Ewe. I yam trying to steer this thread into unfunny this AM.

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????



"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit????  which decade did this joke come from???
 
 
 

What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"



 
What do you call a beautiful woman on a keyboard player's arm?
A tattoo.

Beagle

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????



"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit????  which decade did this joke come from???
 
 
 

 
 
Page 17 of this fred?

Oh............ I thought you said three piece suite



 

musicman100

Beagle

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????



"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit????  which decade did this joke come from???
 
 
 

 
 
Page 17 of this fred?

I can't be arsed to read the whole fred - or even page 17. 

I heard like going retro iz like the coolest thing evah.....roight Bapz? 

Has this fred gone retro?

Retro is as retro does.

BTW Straummy, I had two of those three pieces in black back in the 70's.

Beagle

musicman100

Beagle

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????



"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit????  which decade did this joke come from???
 
 
 

 
 
Page 17 of this fred?

I can't be arsed to read the whole fred - or even page 17. 

Ill bet ewe a doggy biscuit if there was becan or beacon by products on aformentioned pages, yudda read it !!!!

Beagle

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????



"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit????  which decade did this joke come from???
    

Maybe be the joke is he was charged with wearing a 3 piece suite without a permit?

musicman100

Beagle

musicman100

Beagle

musicman100


What does one usually  say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????



"would the defendant please rise"

a 3 piece suit????  which decade did this joke come from???
 
 
 

 
 
Page 17 of this fred?

I can't be arsed to read the whole fred - or even page 17. 

Ill bet ewe a doggy biscuit if there was becan or beacon by products on aformentioned pages, yudda read it !!!!

why bother reading it?  I'll just wait until someone else comes out of it with the becan and growl.

I'm really liking page 76 right about now...

Page 76 is "where it's at"

Don't you?

Its got everything we need.

Humor.
Becan.
Retro Style.
And me.... It's my Diamond Julibee gig FSF.... YAY!!!!

Mebee Daryl will show up soon. I see him lurking in the "who's watching" this fred.

Beagle,

Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?

He does.

bapu


Beagle,

Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?

He does.

I've heard that.
 
but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.

Testing 

Testing

Is this thing on?

Beagle

bapu


Beagle,

Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?

He does.

I've heard that.
 
but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.

bapu

Beagle

bapu


Beagle,

Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?

He does.

I've heard that.

but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.

I'm trying to figure out the context of that monkey pic.

monkey
wrench

monkey
wrench

monkey wrench 

HTH

Funky Monkey Wrench?

Where is Daryl anyway?

Beagle

bapu

Beagle

bapu


Beagle,

Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?

He does.

I've heard that.

but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.

I'm trying to figure out the context of that monkey pic.

You ever heard the term "grease monkey?

Me lovee page 77....

I want us to catch up and surpass the moon pie thread