AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu


Me lovee page 77....

'Cause you think you're gonna get lucky?

bapu


Me lovee page 77....

a wrong wrong time??????

Did someone mention Monkeys and Kittens?
I likes monkeys and kittens

bapu


monkey
wrench

monkey
wrench

monkey wrench 

HTH

I get the monkey wrench.  what does the oil can have to do with it?

musicman100

Beagle

bapu

Beagle

bapu


Beagle,

Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?

He does.

I've heard that.

but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.

I'm trying to figure out the context of that monkey pic.

You ever heard the term "grease monkey?

yes, but then the wrench doesn't make sense.
 
 
 
or does it?

Beagle

bapu


monkey
wrench

monkey
wrench

monkey wrench 

HTH

I get the monkey wrench.  what does the oil can have to do with it?

hes a grease monkey, a mechanic

I think page 77 should be devoted to explaining all non-sequiturs ith the previous 76 pages.

Daryl, can you explain the bottom of page 48 please?

maybe this fred should be a meme??

bapu


I think page 77 should be devoted to explaining all non-sequiturs ith the previous 76 pages.

Daryl, can you explain the bottom of page 48 please?

I can't be arsed to look at previous pages.  I thought I explained that already?  hmmm???

bapu


I think page 77 should be devoted to explaining all non-sequiturs ith the previous 76 pages.

Daryl, can you explain the bottom of page 48 please?

are we talking about THE post here?

bapu


 I think page 77 should be devoted to explaining all non-sequiturs ith the previous 76 pages.  

What if I can't remember what I was thinking?

I find that my past self is almost always incoherently bespeckled timelessly.

There's one page I think needs to be redone.  It no longer makes nonsense.

That 'cruel and unusual' thread - I don't want to look. Can someone go and have a look and see how bad it is and let me know.

craigb


There's one page I think needs to be redone.  It no longer makes nonsense.

And everything else does????????????

craigb


There's one page I think needs to be redone.  It no longer makes nonsense.

+1

craigb


There's one page I think needs to be redone.  It no longer makes nonsense.

We all agree with me that it's page 11.


Daryl?

You know. it just occurred to me that most of us can't be arsed to do much of anything.

So... here's a question for you.

What can you be arsed to do?

bapu


You know. it just occurred to me that most of us can't be arsed to do much of anything.

So... here's a question for you.

What can you be arsed to do?

I arsed ewe one time nicely to give me $2347 to buy Mercury and you told me to buy a lessor metal .......

musicman100

bapu


You know. it just occurred to me that most of us can't be arsed to do much of anything.

So... here's a question for you.

What can you be arsed to do?

I arsed ewe one time nicely to give me $2347 to buy Mercury and you told me to buy a lessor metal .......

How's the tin collection working out?

Arses, monkeys, kittens and arses...

And it only took us 77 pages to achieve this greatness.

SteveStrummerUK


Arses, monkeys, kittens and arses...

In that particular  odor order??? 

bapu


You know. it just occurred to me that most of us can't be arsed to do much of anything.

So... here's a question for you.

What can you be arsed to do?

bumping the low end on bazz and kick tracks?

Mostly I'm arsed to stop (being an arse).

But it doesn't seem to work so far.

I like monkeys and kittens

Beagle

bapu


You know. it just occurred to me that most of us can't be arsed to do much of anything.

So... here's a question for you.

What can you be arsed to do?

bumping the low end on bazz and kick tracks?

We'll see.

OMG!!!! Page 78 already.

This pozting frenzy is werking.

What's the gnu topik?

Is there any room in this fred for some nonsense buffoonery?

Buffoon away mate.


Just don't mention page 11.
We're all trying to forget that one.

Sorry I have been AWOL Commander Bapu

Jonbouy


Is there any room in this fred for some nonsense buffoonery?

Ya, but Daryl likes monkeys not baboons.

daryl1968


Sorry I have been AWOL Commander Bapu

I missed you mate.

bapu


Buffoon away mate.


Just don't mention page 11.
We're all trying to forget that one.

But 11 was a classic IIRC.

I think you just conjured that idea up from the top of your head for semi-comedic effect, no?

daryl1968


Sorry I have been AWOL Commander Bapu

What does my commode have to do with it?

bapu

Jonbouy


Is there any room in this fred for some nonsense buffoonery?

Ya, but Daryl likes monkeys not baboons.

Is this the first time you used "Ya" (after the CH was nuked)?

Jonbouy

bapu


Buffoon away mate.


Just don't mention page 11.
We're all trying to forget that one.

But 11 was a classic IIRC.

I think you just conjured that idea up from the top of your head for semi-commodic effect, no?

Truthified.

Maybe it was page 14.

What do I know? I can't be arsed to read the whole fred.

Jonbouy


Is there any room in this fred for some nonsense buffoonery?

Flutes and klarinets yes, bassoons not so much..

Mesh

bapu

Jonbouy


Is there any room in this fred for some nonsense buffoonery?

Ya, but Daryl likes monkeys not baboons.

Is this the first time you used "Ya" (after the CH was nuked)?

+1, I theenk sew

bapu

daryl1968


Sorry I have been AWOL Commander Bapu

I missed you mate.

You need to improve your aim.
 
wow - the pages are just flying by now - can we slow it down a bit? - I don't want to miss anything

bapu

Jonbouy

bapu


Buffoon away mate.


Just don't mention page 11.
We're all trying to forget that one.

But 11 was a classic IIRC.

I think you just conjured that idea up from the top of your head for semi-commodic effect, no?

Truthified.

Maybe it was page 14.

What do I know? I can't be arsed to read the whole fred.

Xactly, jus' like I suspected.

daryl1968
You need to improve your Aim. 
       

Always mate. Always.

bapu

Beagle

bapu


You know. it just occurred to me that most of us can't be arsed to do much of anything.

So... here's a question for you.

What can you be arsed to do?

bumping the low end on bazz and kick tracks?

We'll see.

ya

I always wonder whether each new page is going to be inspired or insipid.

But I'm not sure why.

anyone got any kittens?

My wife left me because of my constant name-dropping...







Just like Her Majesty and the Dalai Lama said she would.

drewfx1


inspired or insipid.

What R the difference between these two werds?

I jumped a busker and smashed his instrument to pieces...










I'm now on the sax offenders register.

bapu

drewfx1


inspired or insipid.

What R the difference between these two werds?

One R better than the other.

bapu

drewfx1


inspired or insipid.

What R the difference between these two werds?

I thought they were cinnamons. 

Jonbouy


Is there any room in this fred for some nonsense buffoonery?

How much room do you need?


I wouldn't want to tell anyone to leave (or their monkeys or kittens).

I've really grown to hate bank holidays....







The staff at my local NatWest branch were extremely rude whilst I was trying to relax in my speedos.



 
 
 
 
 


I sincerely hope that no one was eating while thinking about Straummy in his speedos

 

See what I did on this page?

Three posts to reply to JB.

And one to explain it.

I Am the lizard posting king, I can do anything*




*except violate the TOS.

SteveStrummerUK


I've really grown to hate bank holidays....







The staff at my local NatWest branch were extremely rude whilst I was trying to relax in my speedos.



 
 
 
 
 


I sincerely hope that no one was eating while thinking about Straummy in his speedos

 

LSHSCOMN

bapu


I Am the lizard posting king, I can do anything*




*except violate the TOS.

Can you make this fred concise?

drewfx1

bapu

drewfx1


inspired or insipid.

What R the difference between these two werds?

One R better than the other.

Do E think so?

I got home and found my girlfriend and two of her friends in the living room.

"Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you feel you're up to it!" She smiled and winked...

Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand.

They were stood there, fully dressed, with tennis rackets in theirs.

drewfx1

bapu


I Am the lizard posting king, I can do anything*




*except violate the TOS.

Can you make this fred concise?

I could but this is not the Reader's Digest.

bapu
this is not the Reader's Digest. 

As witnessed by Straummy's recent joke.

bapu

drewfx1

bapu

drewfx1


inspired or insipid.

What R the difference between these two werds?

One R better than the other.

Do E think so?

E might not think so, but I still can.