AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Luckily we don't need a separate FSF for each personality.
 
I can't be arsed to read another FSF in case one of my other p's wants to excommunicate with me.

drewfx1
Luckily we don't need a separate FSF for each personality.
 
I can't be arsed to read another FSF in case one of my other ex p's wants to communicate with me.
 
(p's = partner's)

Fixed for all the broken hearted bad relationships........

What's a personality?

Mesh
So you ran a delivery service?
 
 

That's called Tuesdays at Daryks house.

bapu

Mesh
So you ran a delivery service?
 
 

That's called Tuesdays at Daryks house.

So, Daryk's got personality???

bapu
What's a personality?

I thinks it's a contraction of "person" and "banality".

Hey, we're in the FSF's "new page repressed post disorder" phase.
 
Though to be fair, I'm not sure wanting to repress all memory of any of my posts really counts as a disorder.

Please disregard this post as it's only a filler in hopes of seeing the new page. No real content in this compost.

Mesh
Please disregard this post as it's only a filler in hopes of seeing the new page. No real content in this compost.

Finally the FSF has a motto!

drewfx1

Mesh
Please disregard this post as it's only a filler in hopes of seeing the new page. No real content in this compost.

Finally the FSF has a motto!

There's only a small step from the ridiculous to the sublime??
 

Mesh

Old55

bapu
I want to thank you all keeping this heap alive.
 
Long live this heap.

You're welcome--I think.  My psychiatrist also thanks you. 

Just in case you weren't aware of this, the FSF provide Free Psychiatric Help!!

I thought FSF caused a need for psychiatric help. 

drewfx1

Mesh
Please disregard this post as it's only a filler in hopes of seeing the new page. No real content in this compost.

Finally the FSF has a motto!

I think it's more of a mission statement. 

The FSF is all for one and one for all.
 
(For better or worse.)

quantumeffect

Does he give change for a 7-cent piece?

Good grief, Bapu Brown! 

Rats!  I read it.  Take me away officer. 

Less than 210 pages to go!
Will it be a happy new year?

57Gregy
Less than 210 pages to go!
Will it be a happy new year?

Will it be Happy?
What really comes to mind is this agony of defeat.......
The thrill is gone......
TNT.....Ac/Dc
 

Having successfuly avoided reading that sign, I believe it contains a typo.  I believe it actually should read, "...under penalty of Lew."
 
We should ask Mooch.

Got bass?
 

Somewhere, in an alternate Universe, there's a monkey posting in an FSF about how he likes Daryls.

  In this paralell universe, is Daryl the one throwing poo? 

Old55
  In this paralell universe, is Daryl the one throwing poo? 

There are many Daryls there.  I'm sure most of them are dung flingers but, ironically, they prefer becan (which grows on trees there) and aren't into bananas as much (which are made from pigs there).
 
It makes sense as long as you don't think about it.

[Monty Python]  Tis a silly place.[/Monty Python--probably Graham Chapman]

Couldn't handle the FSF...
 

Old55
[Monty Python]  Tis a silly bapu place.[/Monty Python--probably Graham Chapman]

FSF'd

craigb
Couldn't handle the FSF...
 

Talk about sleep mode! 

Has this FSF been sucked into the Black Hole yet?

FSF is The Black Hole.
 
No light escapes it.

 
I sometimes get the feeling that not everyone portrays the Black Hole FSF in a good light.
 
 

More Cowbell anyone?
 
http://delamanchavst.wordpress.com/2013/10/23/dynamite-cowbell/

The FSF Am what it Am.  It doesn't try to pose itself in a good light.  That may have something to do with not wanting to get off of the couch. 
 
The FSF makes no weakly apologies for itself.  No matter how many times it is declared dead, how heavily it is criticized, or how loudly the populous bemoans its existence, it just lays there, sprawling like a beached whale covered in Cheetoh dust.  It may roll over on the remote.  It may inadvertantly fling something across the room.  It may emit an atmosphere hostile to life on this planet.  That's okay.  It's just the FSF, and it can't be stopped.  It can chip in for pizza, however.  I mean, seriously, would it kill the FSF to fork over a few dollars?
 
Anyway, the FSF won't be denied.  If we're very honest with ourselves, aren't we glad that it's here, where someone can keep an eye on it?
 
Oh, and yes, we do need more cowbell.  Thanks for asking.

This FSF Shirley has the makes for a good Sci-Fi meets Reality TV in a Horrific themed Oprah's self help psychiatric sessions from Dr. Phil with the a flare of Gilligan's Island sort of movie potential. 

The FSF:  Making Sharknado seem like a really smart idea

Will there be a sequel to this FSF??

bapu
FSF is The Black Hole.
 
No light escapes it.

More of a Lack Hole since it's devoid of any meaningful content and it's approaching infinite ass.

As long as that pizza has becan on it. 

 
 
 

I think someJuan should be arsed to go back an mark all posts in this fred as helpful.
 
That way when some unsuspecting noob comes to the fred and sees it's over 23K in posts, (s)he'll just click on the "show solutions" button and then be forced to read the entire fred any way.
 
That's the way to make new friends.

Hey LP,
 
Marking post #23707 is a start.
 
Mebee when you get yer sheet together (feelin' all right) you can back and do the rest, mmmmkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?
 
 

bapu
Hey LP,
 
Marking post #23707 is a start.
 
Mebee when you get yer sheet together (feelin' all right) you can back and do the rest, mmmmkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?
 
 

I marked this one. I can't remember if I did all the other ones yet or not. Where's the "Find Unhelpful Posts" button anyways?

bapu
I think someJuan should be arsed to go back an mark all posts in this fred as helpful.
 
That way when some unsuspecting noob comes to the fred and sees it's over 23K in posts, (s)he'll just click on the "show solutions" button and then be forced to read the entire fred any way.
 
That's the way to make new friends.

Diabolical, simply diabolical.  I like it. 

If we marked our own posts as helpful, would that alter the meaning of the post?
 
 
 

Many of our posts help the FSF in the same way that Slim helped out in Dr. Strangelove.
 

Daily Trivia:
 
What's the total "Helpful" posts in this FSF?

23,709.

57Gregy
23,709.

I don't have the "correct" answer on what the total is, but your answer begs for a recount.  

Everyone  has different versions of friends........
 

Is that a photo of Daryl--he likes monkey's you know. 

Invisble horses couldn't drag me away.  Where have I heard that before? 

FSF is dead.  Long live FSF. 

Just like this thread.

Only 976,276 more replies to go!
 

I think you'll find that's 976275...
 
Just sayin