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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:32:39 (permalink)

I used to infuriate my school chemistry teacher by repeatedly ignoring his instructions and holding beakers of acid directly over the Bunsen burner....




I was a rebel without a gauze.

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:37:23 (permalink)
Nike have pulled out from their deal backing Lance Armstrong.




That seems fair as they don't want the kids making their shoes in sweat shops for a penny an hour to feel they're associated with a drugs cheat.


 


Wow, biting social commentary there Straummy.
 
 

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:42:10 (permalink)

Newcastle United have put their new top on sale, complete with club sponsor....





It's £39.99, or 52 weekly payments of £127.43.








Boing!! - #2 from the Straummy. I should get a job on The Times.


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:43:20 (permalink)

My maths teacher was yelling at me because I couldn't understand how to use a protractor...









Insults were flying at me from all angles.


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:44:55 (permalink)

My new girlfriend is a cagefighter.....










They all are, for the first day or two.



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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:46:17 (permalink)
Lance Armstrong has flown into New York to deny doping claims....


 



It would have been more convincing if he'd used a plane.







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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:49:52 (permalink)

I don't wish to appear big headed or owt, but I'm expecting a rake of YHBTs as soon as Bapsi arrives on the scene.



And there will be much disappointment and possible sulking if'n I don't get them.



Harrumph etc in advance.


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:51:09 (permalink)

For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.....







Unfortunately my pen turned into a green and purple polka-dot monkey and the floor melted.


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:53:32 (permalink)
Strummy's in full flow again

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:54:34 (permalink)
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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:55:50 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Chortle24

 
Marnin' Edwidge.
 
 
Now, less "chortle" more "YHBT" please.
 
 
 

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:55:55 (permalink)
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isnt arse just an IMMULATION of something else????










I just wanna see who reads stuff upstairs...


I thought we agreed it was immuration?

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 10:57:38 (permalink)
Apparently, it's been revealed that Jimmy Savile was buried with a load of chocolate bars that represented his life....





He had a few old marathon bars in one hand and a 15 year old snickers in the other
 
 

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:00:58 (permalink)

I met Cheryl Cole again today.

"Wow, what are you wearing?" I asked with a sniff, "It's really nice."

She said, "Can you please get up from the floor and stop looking up my skirt."


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:04:17 (permalink)
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musicman100


isnt arse just an IMMULATION of something else????










I just wanna see who reads stuff upstairs...


I thought we agreed it was immuration?


HEHEHE----

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:05:55 (permalink)
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I met Cheryl Cole again today.

"Wow, what are you wearing?" I asked with a sniff, "It's really nice."

She said, "Can you please get up from the floor and stop looking up my skirt."

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post edited by musicman100 - 2012/10/18 11:14:28

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:07:22 (permalink)
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its early, the coffee is good and realised i had just *liked* Beagle's music page ...

pls dont tell him i thought it said Bagle... sssh.. mum's the word


hey as long as you like it, it doesn't matter why!

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:12:14 (permalink)
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Chortle24

 
Marnin' Edwidge.
 
 
Now, less "chortle" more "YHBT" please.
 
 
 

You may have missed the fine print in the FSF Agreement you signed.


Rule 1, article 1, subsection Juan.


HYBTs are awarded for BOTP, TOTP and for silverererers. TOTP and Silverererers are defined as the first and second unique (Non Bapu) poster on a new page.


However, any forum member is entitled to a BOTP HYBT but it must truly be the BOTP, not second to last like that wanker going on and on and on and on about the bottom of page 48.


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:15:12 (permalink)
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Mystic38


its early, the coffee is good and realised i had just *liked* Beagle's music page ...

pls dont tell him i thought it said Bagle... sssh.. mum's the word


hey as long as you like it, it doesn't matter why!

I thought it was Bugle....
 
 
 

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:15:23 (permalink)
Straummy,



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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:18:53 (permalink)
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bapu


Chortle24

 
Marnin' Edwidge.
 
 
Now, less "chortle" more "YHBT" please.
 
 
 

Straummy, 


These are all I got:
















Is that enough?
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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:19:20 (permalink)
Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...


I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word
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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:19:49 (permalink)
Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:21:43 (permalink)
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Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...


I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.
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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:22:43 (permalink)
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Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.

WWBD?


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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:24:02 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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daryl1968


Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...


I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.


Subtle, you are...

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:27:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Bristol_Jonesey


Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.
 
 
 


Just stay (a little longer)

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:28:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
A ballast blast from the past

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:32:24 (permalink)
Bristol_Jonesey


Ah crap!

It's lashing down with rain again, I leave work in less than an hour, the car is about a mile away, and no coat or umbrella.

So stay here until it goes off or get wet.

Stay or wet
Stay or wet

Tough call.

 
You need to man up a bit Col.
 
 
 
Or just stay until it's stopped raining like what I would do
 

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Re:A huge steaming pile of.....FRED 2012/10/18 11:36:22 (permalink)
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Straummy,



 
Well done.
 
 
 
 
 
Have a snack...  
 
 
 

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