AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

87 frackin' pages????

I wonder how Mooch's banana is doing?

Now that really did not come out right.

bapu


87 frackin' pages????

unbelievabubble

bapu


I wonder how Mooch's banana is doing?

Now that really did not come out right.

apparently, it's turned from green to yellow. The next step is amputation

daryl1968

bapu


I wonder how Mooch's banana is doing?

Now that really did not come out right.

apparently, it's turned from green to yellow. The next step is amputation

I wonder if that will postpone the wedding?

Not that it matters (to me or Beagle) but I'm finally < 2000.

And I did it with a crippled connection for the last 6 days, too.

All done with buffoonery.

Who else can claim that?

Oh yeah, and tenacity.

I'm thinking the next title is:

This FSF is living proof of EVERYTHING wrong with the CH

bapu


I'm thinking the next title is:

This FSF is living proof of EVERYTHING wrong with the CH

SI - DO IT AMIGO

Done and done.

 
 
 
 
              
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

daryl1968

bapu


I'm thinking the next title is:

This FSF is living proof of EVERYTHING wrong with the CH

SI - DO IT AMIGO

Ask and ye shall receive.

bapu


Not that it matters (to me or Beagle) but I'm finally < 2000.

And I did it with a crippled connection for the last 6 days, too.

gaining faster than I 'spectEd.
 
see what I did there?

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


so, what's the big deal with bath salts? I find them very relaxing. Light a few candles, nice mood music, soak in the tub. I have NEVER wanted to bite someone's after that. Pfft, kids of today eh?

For the 1st time in my life, the good lady asked me to try bath salts (for my low back pain) in the tub. I also found it quite relaxing. I did have yammy rib eye steak after that and slept well.....
(never considered biting someone)

hmmm, the steak thing is a little concerning though.
How was your birthday sir?

Actually, that was my B'day....with a glass x3 of red wine. (The good lady also makes wonderful chocolate cakes and presented a delicious cake.....the little ones had fun with that.
 
How was yours? Your band serenaded you at your home?

This FSF is living proof of EVERYTHING wrong with the CH

Beagle

bapu


Not that it matters (to me or Beagle) but I'm finally < 2000.

And I did it with a crippled connection for the last 6 days, too.

gaining faster than I 'spectEd.
 
see what I did there?

I do C.

TITLE CHANGE EVERYONE!!!!!

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


so, what's the big deal with bath salts? I find them very relaxing. Light a few candles, nice mood music, soak in the tub. I have NEVER wanted to bite someone's after that. Pfft, kids of today eh?

For the 1st time in my life, the good lady asked me to try bath salts (for my low back pain) in the tub. I also found it quite relaxing. I did have yammy rib eye steak after that and slept well.....
(never considered biting someone)

hmmm, the steak thing is a little concerning though.
How was your birthday sir?

Actually, that was my B'day....with a glass x3 of red wine. (The good lady also makes wonderful chocolate cakes and presented a delicious cake.....the little ones had fun with that.
 
How was yours? Your band serenaded you at your home?

The party is tomorrow night - I have received my set list from our leader. I see my fave is in there "Sunny Afternoon' The Kinks - my one and only lead vocal. At the end, there will be the usual joke 'he does a good English accent'
 
feckin arse

Bapu - with the right marketing, I reckon we could get to 100 before the end of the weekend.

I thought  the TITLE said: This FSF is loving proof of EVERYTHING going on in the CH 

(seems quite appropriate no?)

 

daryl1968


Bapu - with the right marketing, I reckon we could get to 100 before the end of the weekend.

I'd give you a yellow banner thingy but you got the current title wrong. 

bapu

daryl1968


Bapu - with the right marketing, I reckon we could get to 100 before the end of the weekend.

I'd give you a yellow banner thingy but you got the current title wrong. 

Fairynuff - not sure how that happened. East-coast time difference?

Some people say they have fat fingers when they make a typo.

From now on I'll say I have arse fingers.

Now THAT.... definitely did not come out right.

VERY soon, this FSF is going to surpass the one that's 106 pages and can claim that highly acclaimed King of Freds Award. 

Mesh


VERY soon, this FSF is going to surpass the one that's 106 pages and can claim that highly acclaimed King of Freds Award. 

That one would have to go to King Fred
 

Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

Mesh


VERY soon, this FSF is going to surpass the one that's 106 pages and can claim that highly acclaimed King of Freds Award. 

Sadly when we overtake that fred, I will still will not have overtaken Beagle.

jamesg1213


Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

James, I pray that this thread will get deleted

jamesg1213


Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

After all this rubbish posted hard work.....blasphemy I tell you....Blasphemy!!!

page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

jamesg1213


Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

Did you report it?

daryl1968

jamesg1213


Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

James, I pray that this thread will get deleted

Shall I report it?

jamesg1213


Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

 
Now that would be a mercy killing...
 
 

daryl1968


page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

2 out of 87 is just about fitting in Cactus Music's (Johnny) theorum, roight?

bapu

Mesh


VERY soon, this FSF is going to surpass the one that's 106 pages and can claim that highly acclaimed King of Freds Award. 

Sadly when we overtake that fred, I will still will not have overtaken Beagle.

From an amateur posters point of view.......I think Beagle's agenda on posting and yours are going in different directions. (I think he's got the PC working for him)

bapu

daryl1968


page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

2 out of 87 is just about fitting in Cactus Music's (Johnny) theorum, roight?

What did I miss there?

jamesg1213

daryl1968

jamesg1213


Do you ever worry that this fred will be deleted?

James, I pray that this thread will get deleted

Shall I report it?

And lose those two magnificent posts by Daryl? 


Please don't. 

bapu

daryl1968


page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

2 out of 87 is just about fitting in Cactus Music's (Johnny) theorum, roight?

bastard - I had to research it before I posted and everything :(

jamesg1213

bapu

daryl1968


page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

2 out of 87 is just about fitting in Cactus Music's (Johnny) theorum, roight?

What did I miss there?

Marginally funny stuff. Don't waist yer time looking though.

bapu

jamesg1213

bapu

daryl1968


page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

2 out of 87 is just about fitting in Cactus Music's (Johnny) theorum, roight?

What did I miss there?

Marginally funny stuff. Don't waist yer time looking though.

As if.

If y'all think about it, this fred surpassed the Crap Joke fred.

Hence the new title of this fred.

bapu

This FSF is living proof of EVERYTHING wrong with the CH

Beagle

bapu


Not that it matters (to me or Beagle) but I'm finally < 2000.

And I did it with a crippled connection for the last 6 days, too.

gaining faster than I 'spectEd.

see what I did there?

I do C.

that's not what I heard.

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968


page 88 - hoorah.
Why are all my best posts at the bottom of the page?

2 out of 87 is just about fitting in Cactus Music's (Johnny) theorum, roight?

bastard - I had to research it before I posted and everything :(

See what I did? I used pages for the high number.


If I had used posts, you'd come up wanting.

If this thread is in the Coffee House, I think of it as the creche

Beagle

bapu

This FSF is living proof of EVERYTHING wrong with the CH

Beagle

bapu


Not that it matters (to me or Beagle) but I'm finally < 2000.

And I did it with a crippled connection for the last 6 days, too.

gaining faster than I 'spectEd.

see what I did there?

I do C.

that's not what I heard.

Ja, Am, roight?

Who's in charge of this operation?

Mesh


Who's in charge of this operation?

Major Major Major Major?

Did no one read my news interest story today in this fred? 

I'm going out for some lunch soon.
Mesh, would you please double your post count and talk about monkeys and shizzle please? We have to drive this thread to the century mark.

bapu


Did no one read my news interest story today in this fred? 

I didn't.....what'd it say?

daryl1968


I'm going out for some lunch soon. 

Slacker!

The trouble is, you're neglecting all the other freds, and it's not going un-noticed by 'The Management'.

There are rumblings. Rumblings and stirrings. Grumbling and muttering expected to follow.

bapu


Did no one read my news interest story today in this fred? 

If it was about your bloody internet connection, no.
And while we're on the subject, wasn't the problem with your provider? And didn't I say that 3 days ago?
 
 
:)

daryl1968


I'm going out for some lunch soon.
Mesh, would you please double your post count and talk about monkeys and shizzle please? We have to drive this thread to the century mark.

I'm also going to lunch @ 1:00. (I'm sure there are some very qualified personel who can take on the duty.......I think his name's Major summin like dat)

Mesh

daryl1968


I'm going out for some lunch soon.
Mesh, would you please double your post count and talk about monkeys and shizzle please? We have to drive this thread to the century mark.

I'm also going to lunch @ 1:00. (I'm sure there are some very qualified personel who can take on the duty.......I think his name's Major summin like dat)

Major Paininthearse

daryl1968

bapu


Did no one read my news interest story today in this fred? 

If it was about your bloody internet connection, no.
And while we're on the subject, wasn't the problem with your provider? And didn't I say that 3 days ago?
 
 
:)

Uh, no. The problem was the telco, not my ISP. Two separate companies.

jamesg1213


The trouble is, you're neglecting all the other freds, and it's not going un-noticed by 'The Management'.

There are rumblings. Rumblings and stirrings. Grumbling and muttering expected to follow.

Is that a bad thing?

OK, I'll give Daryl a 3. The bottom of page 88 was pretty good.

I was trying to have a sensible conversation with Windsor Castle earlier on today.



What a rude castle though...



Every couple of seconds it just blurted out a vile swear word or three.













I think it has turrets.