AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

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Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 16:41:53
the roof is on fire\
 
 
we dont need no water
 
let the mother humper burn !!!!
craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 16:54:56

craigb
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craigb
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craigb
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Ham N Egz
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☄ Helpfulby Old55 2014/01/15 18:40:07
Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 17:34:45
craigb



POOL???
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 17:35:45

Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 17:36:45
gnu blew page
 
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 17:45:18
Blonde Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:

“Windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back:

“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:


“Computer really screwed up now.”
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 17:46:18
 
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
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"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 18:38:44
Alright! 885.  
craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 18:57:31
Old55
Alright! 885.  



That was soooo last page Jan.
craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 18:58:57

craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 18:58:57

Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 19:05:31
craigb
Old55
Alright! 885.  



That was soooo last page Jan.


Our beloved forum software is messing with me again.  
craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 19:15:07
Remember, to see the "hidden" page directly, you need to cut off the post number (e.g., #26560) from the end of the URL and increment the page number like this:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/FAQ-Coffee-House-FAQ-m2562670-p886.aspx
 
 
Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 21:18:40
I usually just blindly post and that often gets me to the new page--unless the software is messing with me.  Then I get confused and use the wrong page number.  
drewfx1
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Old55
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Re: Sappy Loop Near 2014/01/15 21:24:57
Nooooooo, it's Deja Loop!!!!
Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 21:42:35
Loops?  I don't need no stinkin' loops.  
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 22:14:36
I twll ewe what Ill stay up till 2-3-4 and try t loop
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 22:15:37
I twll ewe what Ill stay up till 2-3-4 and try t loop
 
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 22:16:37
oh I wanst stoned enuff
 
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 22:17:37
dan didnt dew it
 
Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 22:49:22
You can't handle the loop!  
drewfx1
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 23:01:06

drewfx1
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 23:02:14

drewfx1
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 23:04:03
Still not optimal...
Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/15 23:04:36
Loopy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.  
craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 00:32:16

craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 00:32:16

craigb
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 00:33:25

craigb
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craigb
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/01/16 11:21:28
Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 00:34:25
TOP for ME!
 
(Don't want these to go to MM's head now.)
Karyn
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 05:59:23
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry,  had to get that out of my system...
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 08:12:34

Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 08:13:34

Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:08:05
Happy Becan Thursday All!!!
 
Who flew over the loopers nest?
Karyn
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:18:19
Happy Thursday Mesh
Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:21:49
Tripple lo-jack?
 
 

Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:24:44
Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:37:06
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:47:11
TIL;
I just learned from the software forum that the user "bapu" is most probably a bot
UbiquitousBubba
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/01/16 11:22:22
Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:49:01
I run on Java.  Well, I don't "run" exactly.  If I have to, I'll roll my chair across the floor.  
 
I lift my own mug, though.  
 
I work out.  Well, it depends on your definitions of "work" and "out."  "I" is also open to interpretation.
Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:51:27
My problem is when having the seond cup.......it's like de java all over again.
UbiquitousBubba
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:53:19
I was waiting for that post to loop.
 
 
Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 09:58:02
UbiquitousBubba
I was waiting for that post to loop.
 
 




Shirley, ewe R not smoking drinking all the whole pot? 
 
That's an infinite loop ya?
Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 10:03:48
I heard Daryl's down the Hall having some Oats with Billy G. who's trying to get some ZZ's......maaan, my respectacles are seing fuzzy this AM. .....need more java.
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 10:11:48
Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from the North. He told her that she was to do the dishes and ho...use cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from the West. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from the Louisiana. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

 
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 10:16:29
COMPLAINT Department!
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY THOMAS COOK VACATIONS FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS :
1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallarta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price"
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 10:20:11
 
So this guys comes home from work only to find his blonde wife with a paint brush in her hand nearly passed out on the living room floor wearing a jacket, a rain coat and a parka.

"What's going on?", asks the husband.

"I was going to paint the living room and the instructions on the paint can said, "For best resultes, use three coats."


 
 
 
2 blondes walk into a bar.

You would think one of them would have seen it.


 
 
 
Mesh
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 10:50:32
musicman100
Complaint Dept.

7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."



I hate when that happens.....
 
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 11:19:41

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart 
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 11:20:56

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,

new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

bapu
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 11:24:55
FSF = in internest speak "perpetual motion machine"
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 11:43:41
bapu
FSF = in internest speak "perpetual motion machine"


yes even if the mods locked this thread it would continue to post on its own for 6 months


Old55
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 12:07:59
Darth Bapu:  "Loop, I am your father." 
Ham N Egz
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Re: hoppy dew beer 2014/01/16 12:10:35
Old55
Darth Bapu:  "Loop, I am your father." 


and in this fred its Jedi use the farce


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