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Re: the childish FRED 2012/12/04 11:22:35 (permalink)
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"Pull my finger" is a game; not a threat.  
Yes but sometimes the stakes are so high it can seem like a threat.


  The stakes usually get that high after I have steaks.  Oops!  TMI, sorry.

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Re: the childish FRED 2012/12/04 12:36:37 (permalink)
65 degrees here in Rochester, NY !!!
We usually have 3 feet of snow by now.
God bless them CFC's - I knew all that hairspray in the 80's was for a good reason 
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Re:change this title 2012/12/04 13:16:15 (permalink)
 
My next door neighbour started banging on the door in the early hours of this morning.

I tried to ignore her, but she just wouldn't stop. So eventually, I put a dressing gown on and went to see what was going on.

"What the feck do you want?" I shouted.

"Are you taking the bleedin' piss?" she replied.

"Listen missus, it's 2am and you're keeping me awake. What on earth do you want?"

"First of all" she said, "I want you to take my dressing gown off and then I want you to get the hell out of my house, otherwise I am calling the police."
 
 
 
 

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Re:change this title 2012/12/04 13:43:45 (permalink)
@Straummy - Chor.....
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Re:change this title 2012/12/04 14:40:04 (permalink)
Straummy - I have finished my choon that I was working on so it's onto some Strangling next.
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Re:change this title 2012/12/04 14:43:34 (permalink)
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My next door neighbour started banging on the door in the early hours of this morning.

I tried to ignore her, but she just wouldn't stop. So eventually, I put a dressing gown on and went to see what was going on.

"What the feck do you want?" I shouted.

"Are you taking the bleedin' piss?" she replied.

"Listen missus, it's 2am and you're keeping me awake. What on earth do you want?"

"First of all" she said, "I want you to take my dressing gown off and then I want you to get the hell out of my house, otherwise I am calling the police."
 
 
 
 
If I'd have written that it would have been a true story...
 
Well, almost.  I never put the dressing gown on...


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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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I see we changed the title 2012/12/04 15:05:03 (permalink)
whom else noticed?????

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Re: Strangling FRED 2012/12/04 15:23:25 (permalink)
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Straummy - I have finished my choon that I was working on so it's onto some Strangling next.


Dat soundz like gud noose. 

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:28:31 (permalink)
btw I posted this here, if anyone was wondering.

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:30:24 (permalink)
Who is currently the sorriest person on the forum?
 
Not that it matters.

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:31:55 (permalink)
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Who is currently the sorriest person on the forum?
       
The OP?
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:32:21 (permalink)
Sorriest or most apologetic?  There's a slight chance that it will be two different people. 

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:36:52 (permalink)
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Who is currently the sorriest person on the forum?
 
Not that it matters.
No one told me there was going to be a contest!

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:37:38 (permalink)
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Jonbouy


Who is currently the sorriest person on the forum?

Not that it matters.
No one told me there was going to be a contest!


I choose "C"

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:41:25 (permalink)
I remember Bilious Baggins--wasn't he the sorry Hobbit?

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 15:42:26 (permalink)
I am not sorry to anyone except the current Mrsdaryl1968.

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 16:23:23 (permalink)
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I am not sorry to anyone except the current Mrsdaryl1968.

+1 from Tartypants
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 16:26:16 (permalink)

A.R.S.E

couldnt find 64 point font SORRY
post edited by musicman100 - 2012/12/04 16:27:37

Green Acres is the place to be
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 16:29:28 (permalink)
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A.R.S.E

couldnt find 64 point font SORRY


well done
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:10:50 (permalink)
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Sorriest or most apologetic?  There's a slight chance that it will be two different people. 


I had anticipated that.  After all the sorriest person is likely to be beside himself just now.

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:45:14 (permalink)
Jonbouy


Old55


Sorriest or most apologetic?  There's a slight chance that it will be two different people. 


I had anticipated that.  After all the sorriest person is likely to be beside himself just now.


Sorriest and schizophrenic...   interesting. 

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:47:46 (permalink)

You are all cordially invited to a recycling party on Saturday @8pm....







Bring a bottle.


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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:50:33 (permalink)
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You are all cordially invited to a recycling party on Saturday @8pm....







Bring a bottle.


Will ewe have suitable containers for Green, Brown, and White bottles???

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:50:39 (permalink)

After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week, I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I'm really sorry about your wait."






In a rattled state, I replied, "You're not so fecking skinny yourself, actually."


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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:51:44 (permalink)
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I am not sorry to anyone except the current Mrsdaryl1968.

+1 from Tartypants


And why should Mrsdaryl1968 care if Mr. Tartypants is sorry, hmmmm?

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:52:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpful

I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunk and going back to my place.

She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
but as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.

"What the hell is that pathetic little thing?" she demanded. "How the hell do you think that you're going to satisfy me with that?"

"I'm sorry, Adele," I replied, "it's the biggest fridge I could afford."

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:53:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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You are all cordially invited to a recycling party on Saturday @8pm....







Bring a bottle.


Will ewe have suitable containers for Green, Brown, and White bottles???


I guess we'll also be recycling stout and lager. 

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 17:56:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
SteveStrummerUK


I met a popstar in a nightclub last night and we ended up getting really drunk and going back to my place.

She was all over me in the taxi, stroking and caressing my body and whispering filth into my ear,
but as soon as she got through the front door she stiffened up and her attitude changed completely.

"What the hell is that pathetic little thing?" she demanded. "How the hell do you think that you're going to satisfy me with that?"

"I'm sorry, Adele," I replied, "it's the biggest fridge I could afford."


 
in case nobody knows what she looks like

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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 20:34:28 (permalink)
man, did I have a great laugh-dance last night
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Re: The I'm having a bilious attack FRED 2012/12/04 21:44:46 (permalink)
Adele is just big-boned
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