AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Five ad Ninety pages of..... what? What is this fred anyway?
 

I can see it now.

jamesg1213


I can see it now.

Fine R's innit?

stupid forum software.


mike?

Beagle


stupid forum software souper fred.


mike?

Fixed.

 
Earlier today in Krakow, Wayne Rooney was due on the pitch for a training session but was nowhere to be seen.

Woy Hodgson went looking for him and found him in the dressing room. He said "Oi Wayne, why are you in here and not out on the pitch?"

Wayne replied "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Coleen gave me."

Woy: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

Rooney: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."

Woy: "What's the puzzle of?"

Rooney: "It's a tiger."

The England manager looked over Rooney's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and said "For feck's sake Wayne... Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch."
 
 
 

Forum Souper Fred 

SteveStrummerUK


 
Earlier today in Krakow, Wayne Rooney was due on the pitch for a training session but was nowhere to be seen.

Woy Hodgson went looking for him and found him in the dressing room. He said "Oi Wayne, why are you in here and not out on the pitch?"

Wayne replied "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Coleen gave me."

Woy: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."

Rooney: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."

Woy: "What's the puzzle of?"

Rooney: "It's a tiger."

The England manager looked over Rooney's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and said "For feck's sake Wayne... Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch."
 
 
 

Again, I know not of the names mentioned but it's still funny.
(because all "athletes" are characterized as "ignorant", roight?)

I wonder if we should take a poll to see if everyone thinks the FSF was worth it?

I just can't decide where to make my last post for the day.

Any suggestions?

My mate said "Would you like to hear a pun about a famous forest?"









"Yeah" I replied, "I Sherwood."

bapu


I just can't decide where to make my last post for the day.

Any suggestions?

Go on then, I'll pretend that someone cares.....

Why not start a new fread called...Look at Me ? ;)

I noticed that Ladbrokes are offering odds of 500-1 on Rooney scoring from inside his own half...






I thought to myself thats a bit of a long shot.

I'll take the easier odds that Bapu will post again.

I just phoned the Beckham household and David answered.

I said, "Hi Dave, is Victoria there please?"

He said, "Who's that?"

I said, "Your wife."

"I can't believe my sister's wearing the same dress as me again" hissed my blonde girlfriend. "She does this just to upset me."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"In fairness" I replied, "You are Siamese twins."
 
 
 

Oh bugger... I posted my last post in Bob Oister's vid fred.

Only 1830 behind my good friend The Beagle.

40002: A Bapu Odyssey Oddity 

Beags...he's after you...

trimph1


Beags...he's after you...

It's really exciting isn't it?

Post count is this years base jumping craze.

well look at dat!  over 40k!!

but, hey, bapsi, 40k is a bad sampling rate!  you need to increase to 44.1k!

bapu


40002: A Bapu Odyssey Oddity 

Congrats on achiving Becanium level, Ed.  

Does that mean I get double becan without having to order it?

Jonbouy

trimph1


Beags...he's after you...

It's really exciting isn't it?

Post count is this next years base jumping dub-step craze.

Futerized.

Sorry.  You just get a tool to make sure your becan is level. 

Wow, I won an absolute fortune playing poker last night at the Worcester Origami Society...





My opponents just kept folding.

I was at the dentist earlier and he said to me, "Say ahhh".

"Why?" I said.

"Because my dog has just been run over by a bus".

The benefits of simple Origami are two-fold.

 
I hated my job as a self-employed origami teacher....
 
 
 
 
Too much paperwork.  
 
 

I heard vandals have broken into an origami exhibition and ruined all the exhibits...






Police are trying to work out how events unfolded.

mmmmm...too much folding....

Title change?

bapu


Title change?

OK.  Which title do you prefer Mr. or Mrs.?  Esquire Eskewer, perhaps?  

Arse.

SteveStrummerUK


Arse.

Of course.  What was I thinking?  

"Stupid Face" ~Mocch4056

Thanks for clearing that up, Stupid Face.  

That's my second favorite nickname EVER.

Bapsi being the first.

I'll make a note of that.  

Which note?  AM ?

bapu


Title change?

Finding Fishes Memory Outages ?

For Flatulent Monkeys Only ?

Finally F***ing Me Off ?

I give up....

bapu


Title change?

FSF is FFMO? FFS!

Jonbouy

bapu


Title change?

FSF is FFMO? FFS!

MHJPE
(Most Helpful Jonbouy Post EVER)

LMNOP

too

Sweet FA!

Somehow we're gonna need to get this train back on its tracks.

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

And a chitpot full of dimes too
(for the toll booth)

Something's wrong with this page.

No Beagle.
No Arse Daryl.

Must be the weekend.

arse

96 pages of this moronic pile of arse?

Brilliant, innit?

tis.

Well, all except page 11. I can't be arsed to chase everyone down to upgrade that page, though.

so, what's happening Bapu? What's the goss? 

I'm not one to gossip but Mooch wants to ride a hog.

And Steve is out picking up more gear.

And Bapu has broken the 40K sound barrier (or so I here)

Hog riding? Isn't that illegal? Is Mooch Welsh?