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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 08:20:29
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Old55
musicman100
MM, phone home?
The one on the left is my hot line to Daryl, the one on the right is Bapus phone
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 08:58:35
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musicman100
MM, phone home?
The one on the left is my hot line to Daryl, the one on the right is Bapus phone
That makes perfect sense. Next time you call Daryl, make sure you tell him "arse". He's feeling left out.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 09:01:20
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good morning people.
Has anyone seen Trimph1 lately? He was ill then popped up to say hello a little while back and I don't remember seeing him again.
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It's ok - I just had a look at his profile - he logged in 14 hours ago. If anyone sees him tell him Daryl says "arse"
ppfffft. Les derrieres..... 
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 09:06:25
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trimph1
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good morning people.
Has anyone seen Trimph1 lately? He was ill then popped up to say hello a little while back and I don't remember seeing him again.
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It's ok - I just had a look at his profile - he logged in 14 hours ago. If anyone sees him tell him Daryl says "arse"
ppfffft.
Les derrieres.....
Well done, Trimph1. Well done. Good day, everyone.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 09:15:24
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Good Morning. Got a whole whack of stuff needs done today....better get at them.... 
The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 10:04:14
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trimph1
Good Morning.
Got a whole whack of stuff needs done today....better get at them....
they're you are!!! Where were you? I bet you were down the back of the sofa. I must make that the first place I look. How are you mate?
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Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 10:32:37
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its a rainy yucky cold miserable day here in Arphardon..
someone tell a monkey joke and brighten my day , please...
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 10:43:44
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 10:46:52
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 10:57:23
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:06:10
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I think I have carnal tunnel syndrome. 1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus. 2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List. 3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie. 4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:10:35
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Don't forget to use dipped headlights.
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:33:37
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:35:44
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:43:49
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I won an award for my punctuation....
They gave me a posh trophy.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:46:32
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 11:57:54
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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
So he asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna' screw for the hinge?!"
Mary paused for a moment..... and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet!"
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Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:01:44
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:17:02
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:17:45
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:30:20
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bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:31:58
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Old55
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A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:33:29
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daryl1968
Old55
bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
What a sham!
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:34:51
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bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
It was the food
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:37:59
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bapu
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Old55
bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
It was the food
Now he's in a bad mood.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:40:50
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Old55
bapu
daryl1968
Old55
bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
It was the food
Now he's in a bad mood.
I'm gonna brood.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:41:27
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bapu
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Old55
bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
It was the food
Now he's in a bad mood.
careful, you might get sued, dude
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:46:43
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The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me.
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Ham N Egz
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:49:07
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Old55
daryl1968
Old55
bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
What a sham! WOW!!
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/10 12:49:18
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STOP IT!!
Or you will all get sued.
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