AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Mooch has never welched that I know of.

I like Welche's.  

I sensed that.

The FSF has lost steam. 

WhaddaIgoddado? Stay up 24/7 and post here?

daryl1968


so, what's happening Bapu? What's the goss? 

There you go speaking English again.
What's goss? Anyone got an English to English dictionary handy?

bapu


The FSF has lost steam. 

WhaddaIgoddado? Stay up 24/7 and post here?

I sensed that.  


Get some sleep and post twice as much tomorrow.  

Got it!

57Gregy

daryl1968


so, what's happening Bapu? What's the goss? 

There you go speaking English again.
What's goss? Anyone got an English to English dictionary handy?

Goss = Gossip
 
Sorry Greg - I will provide subtitles for future posts :)

good morning everyone!

Got Becan?^TM

Bapu
I would like to make a formal apology for my lack of posting over the last few days. Until I find a mobile device that enables me to post from in the middle of a field (Football/Soccer) I am considering training a chimp to keep up my post count.
Obviously I will not be training the chimp too well as I fear that this would increase the average intelligence of this thread.
Yours Arsefully
Daryl

daryl1968


Bapu
I would like to make a formal apology for my lack of posting over the last few days. Until I find a mobile device that enables me to post from in the middle of a field (Football/Soccer) I am considering training a chimp to keep up my post count.
Obviously I will not be training the chimp too well as I fear that this would increase the average intelligence of this thread.
Yours Arsefully
Daryl

so your posts would be more intelligent then?

daryl1968


Bapu
I would like to make a formal apology for my lack of posting over the last few days. Until I find a mobile device that enables me to post from in the middle of a field (Football/Soccer) I am considering training a chimp to keep up my post count.
Obviously I will not be training the chimp too well as I fear that this would increase the average intelligence of this thread.
Yours Arsefully
Daryl

[confused] and not a monkey? [/confused]

Beagle


good morning everyone!

Got Becan?^TM

Like we'd admit it if we did!  We like our ankles. 
 
(Good morning Reece.  I'm off to bed now - lol!)

craigb

Beagle


good morning everyone!

Got Becan?^TM

Like we'd admit it if we did!  We like our ankles. 
 
(Good morning Reece.  I'm off to bed now - lol!)

WHAAAA?? 

Morning everyone!

And no, Beags, you ain't having my Becan!!!

Because of Spain's current financial situation....



They've had to downgrade Tenerife to Fiverife.

My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a Camel?"




I said, "Don't be daft, it would take ages to get there on a Camel."

 

The female version of Terminator:


 "I might be back, I haven't decided yet."

It's said that when you lose one of your senses, your others adapt to make up for it...


Pfft....


Why just this morning I tripped up my blind neighbour and his sense of humour hasn't improved at all.

I work for a charity and last year I took a group of volunteers to Africa.

As we drove down one street, a couple of the volunteers started crying "Look at all the poverty, poor people lining the streets, begging for scraps of food and robbing each other just to get by. I don't know whether I can go through with this."

"Don't worry." I replied "We'll be on that plane and out of Birmingham soon, things won't be as bad when we get to Africa."

I was a bit worried about the lack of a crowd during my recent "How to please your lover" lecture in Wales...





But they soon came flocking in.

Sheared ecstasy!

Daryl,

All you have to teach the chimp to type is one key

bapu


Daryl,

All you have to teach the chimp to type is one key
 

If it's that simple maybe I could handle it, then he wouldn't have to train a chimp.

It may be easier for him in the long run though as I'm not sure what key to press.

Hey guys, I almost missed it.

In my spam folder was an email notifying me that I had won $3,472,326 in the (UK) National Lottery.

That's amazing.

I've never played the UK National Lottery.

Hey dudes and dude-ettes Kan we break 100 pages today???? do we really want to break 100 pages today?? do we really kare if we dew??? is it really relevant in the grande scheme of things to do sew?? eye wont 2 no.....

It can be done.

It will be done.

When? The Bapu cannot say.

why does the front page show the last post was Bapus and knot mine ??
 
I see now that I posted it shows page 98 and bapsis post...
 
I LUV dis forum software ..

bapu


Hey guys, I almost missed it.

In my spam folder was an email notifying me that I had won $3,472,326 in the (UK) National Lottery.

That's amazing.

I've never played the UK National Lottery.

You have, it's just that I've never told you that before.

Check it out.  If it's true it's mine tho, but I will allow you a small handling fee.

I can't say fairer than that, as my Uncle the great Nigerian Prince Bouy used to say.

I love the forum super thread.

Can I just mention that?

Mention away mate.

Jonbouy


I love the forum super thread.

Can I just mention that?

SOme things are better left unsaid ..

Good morning West Coast!!!

What's the good word here today?

Arse

bapu


Arse

So the motto in here is also being used as the good word?.....
What happened?
 
What did you guys do with Daryl?

Quote of the day:

"Why resist temptation? There'll always be more." ~Don Herold

bapu


Quote of the day:

"Why resist temptation? There'll always be more." ~Don Herold

"I can resist everything but..." ~Oscar from Sesame Street.

Or was it?

Well England just bored France into submission

Dinnit they do that in like 1066 or summat like that?

New fred title?

"Bapu bores CH into submission"

daryl1968


Well England just bored France into submission

so France is now an English occupied country?  Kewl.

Beagle

daryl1968


Well England just bored France into submission

so France is now an English occupied country?  Kewl.

No the French occupied us in 1066.  But we turned them English once they conquered us so they had to defend themselves against themselves invading again.

Confused?  You will be.

Jonbouy

Beagle

daryl1968


Well England just bored France into submission

so France is now an English occupied country?  Kewl.

No the French occupied us in 1066.  But we turned them English once they conquered us so they had to defend themselves against themselves invading again.

Confused?  You will be.

That sounds far more complicated than our Hatfields & McCoys.

1066 is also significant because it was when England last fielded a decent football team.

Was Harold playing for Chelsea when he won at Stamford Bridge?

jamesg1213


Was Harold playing for Chelsea when he won at Stamford Bridge?

I don't know.  was Richard playing for Lisa?  Or Susan playing for Harry?  Or Winchester playing for....  

....or will Bapu play for Mooch....(at his wedding)?

It sounds like we're going to have a cliff-hanger here. 

Old55


It sounds like we're going to have a cliff-hanger here. 

Please don't.  Cliff's a nice guy.

What kind of hangers does Cliff have?

bapu


What kind of hangers does Cliff have?

Pointy stretchy ones????
 
A description may be found in his notes....

This fred may have actually dies.

And it's in the top 5 on page one.

What does that tell you?

Seems like 3 more posts and this fred will be on page 99.

I'll be heading out to the chiropractor in 15 minutes.

Can we get to page 100 by then?

Oh Arse. Page 99 now.

I could say arse a few times

FSF Rocks and Rolls!!!!!

daryl1968


I could say arse a few times

So, nothing new to say?