If FSF makes a comeback what do we tell people it came back from?

Why, I've just been watching Sting, doing his Winter Songbook in Durham Cathedral, man.

By, it was canny.

That Kathryn Tickell - tidy boiler, tho' but!

I'm here but I'm having problems with the lappy.

It's dodgy.

Can do a chkdsk c: /F. After a reboot I'm told it's because of a recent intsall of a program. Can't set restore point to the 12th. Get an unexpected error.

cccccchhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttttt.

all excuses you big tart - just sort it out. Can't you go down the library and post from there? 

jamesg1213


I wouldn't worry about posting Ed, not while there bass tracks to be laying down.

Hmm?

Turnabout is harsh, but fairplay


I'll have it tomorrow m8.

Maybe the Mayan calendar actually signals FSF reaching 500 and not the end of the world. 

Old55


Maybe the Mayan calendar actually signals FSF reaching 500 and not the end of the world. 

I think you may have it Jan

Jan's got the Mojo?

Three Holy Men and a Bear!!
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, .....circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

As I stood in court awaiting sentencing I whispered, "I hope they don't rape new inmates on their first night in prison?"







And that's how I lost my job as a barrister.

Straumy's back!  Yay. 

SteveStrummerUK

Old55


Straumy's back!  Yay. 

 
Have you missed me Jan?
 
 

Of course. 

Google chrome test

All seems good

will it let me say arse?

Clearly

Bapu?  Fearless lederhosen?  Arrgh, I didn't need that visual.