MERIDA, Mexico (AP/ABC7) - Doomsday hour is here, at least in much of the world, and so still are we. According to legend, the ancient Mayans' long-count calendar ends at midnight Thursday, ushering in the end of the world.

Didn't happen.
In Merida, the celebration of the cosmic dawn opened inauspiciously, with a fumbling of the sacred fire meant to honor the calendar's conclusion.
Gabriel Lemus, the white-haired guardian of the flame, burned his finger on the kindling and later had to scoop up a burning log that fell from the ceremonial brazier onto the stage.
Still, Lemus was convinced that it was a good start, as he was joined by about 1,000 other shamans, seers, stargazers, crystal enthusiasts, yogis, sufis and swamis.
"It is a cosmic dawn," Lemus declared. "We will recover the ability to communicate telepathically and levitate objects ... like our ancestors did."


"The galactic bridge has been established," intoned spiritual leader Alberto Arribalzaga. "At this moment, spirals of light are entering the center of your head ... generating powerful vortexes that cover the planet."

Visitors could also learn the art of "healing drumming" with a Mexican Otomi Indian master, Dabadi Thaayroyadi, who said his slender hand-held drums are made with prayers embedded inside. The drums emit "an intelligent energy" that can heal emotional, physical and social ailments, he said.

A Mexican Indian seer who calls himself Ac Tah, and who has traveled around Mexico erecting small pyramids he calls "neurological circuits," said he holds high hopes for Friday.
"We are preparing ourselves to receive a huge magnetic field straight from the center of the galaxy," he said.


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Same nuts... different package. They can take their "unity" and stick it where the "Cosmic energy" don't shine... I ain't one of them and don't intend to become one so I guess they are going to have to go to "plan B" if they have one. How can you have unity with people like me around?? heh..

J

Guys....... The problem with the tittle change is no one keeps it up. They just reply to older posts with older tittles in them and cannae be arsed to fix it up proper.

 
I thought it was about Count Fred...??
 
 

Pfft...




The Mayans predicted that everyone will die, and we all have a larf about it.






But when I do it, I get kicked out of the cancer ward.

Pfft²....
 
Thousands of years ago, the Mayan calendar predicted that the world will end on Friday 21/12/12, yet, Parcel-force can't even tell me if it is morning or afternoon for the delivery of my Susan Boyle blow-up sex doll.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


Pfft²....
 
Thousands of years ago, the Mayan calendar predicted that the world will end on Friday 21/12/12, yet, Parcel-force can't even tell me if it is morning or afternoon for the delivery of my Susan Boyle blow-up sex doll.
 
 

fnar fnar


Straummy sed blow

Money makes the world go around... the end of the world makes money go around!

bapu

Old55


I think my first lunch after the end of the world is going to taste really good. 

My last breakfast before the end of the Mayan Calendar was gud. 2 Eggs, Cinnamon Raisin Bagel, 2 slices of becan. Mmmmmmmmm. 

Only 2 slices of becan--that's not good enough for a last meal. 

We've just been given Christmas eve off (paid) by our leader......late, but still off!!

Mesh


We've just been given Christmas eve off (paid) by our leader......late, but still off!!

Nice - there's some Christmas spirit for ya - I likey

Folks - see what we can achieve with just a little bit of effort? We're getting close to that 500 pages just like the Mayans predicted

Mike? Mike? are you here? 

A lot of people look forward to Christmas because it's a carefree relaxing time.

Eamonn Holmes said that he likes to ''sit on the sofa, lounge around and eat a lot'' ....






He also said he's looking forward to Christmas.

WOOHOO - ****E POST BUT CONGRATULATIONS ALL THE SAME JAMES