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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 13:39:44
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Hey kidz, Doan ferget to take time out of your buzy schedule to listen to THIS
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 13:44:21
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 14:07:43
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Mesh
Good morning to all my stupendously silly derriere's!!
What's bacon becan baking? 
my house! duh!
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 14:34:26
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just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 14:40:18
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just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)
I just assumed you would avoid texts, VM and email cuz I'm a tartypantswanker.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 14:43:42
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daryl1968
just listened and commented on both - that explains why you haven't been nagging me for a while :)
I just assumed you would avoid texts, VM and email cuz I'm a tartypantswanker.
I've missed you. I would imagine it must be similar to having a leg amputated and still feeling it itch
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 14:44:52
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I'll be back in full metal jacket nag mode starting tomorrow mate.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:20:11
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'Please choose your ring tone'
.... I was told as I walked into the anal bleaching clinic.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:24:43
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I was chatting to this woman online earlier and she said, "So tell me Straummy, do you have a nickname?"
"Tripod" 'I replied.
"Oooh, why do they call you that, got an enormous penis have you?" she asked.
"No" I said, "I smell like tripe"...
.... "and I'm a bit odd."
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:28:38
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SteveStrummerUK
I was chatting to this woman online earlier and she said, "So tell me Straummy, do you have a nickname?"
"Tripod" 'I replied.
"Oooh, why do they call you that, got an enormous penis have you?" she asked.
"No" I said, "I smell like tripe"...
.... "and I'm a bit odd."
Now, that deserves a proper CHORTLE.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:42:23
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:44:17
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I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:46:53
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bapu
I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar
I'll check it out once I get home tonight...... I hope I don't run into the same issues 
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:50:05
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Mesh
bapu
I cannae be aRsEd to Chort right now. I'm sussing tempo and time sigs and trying to make MIDI with my geetar
I'll check it out once I get home tonight......
I hope I don't run into the same issues
I'm sure you'll make it werk. It's probably just me.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 15:53:06
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 16:00:46
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This laundry thing is like, "mad amounts of work today." I used to have a maid to do this, but I lost billions in the Enron Debacle.
Not to worry! My evil plans are shaping up nicely
too many lasers...  Sonar = audio editing ninja of a music software!
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 16:35:37
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Waiting at the lights, I was hit up the arse by a hot blonde with big tits.
"Jesus, love" I said, "Do your brakes not work?"
"I'm so sorry" she replied, "I'm not insured either. I'm so stupid. I forgot to do it.
"I was just about to start ranting when she stroked my chest, licked her lips and said, "But I can make it all better, babe. I'm very talented."
"Just this once then," I sighed, "But if you weren't a body shop mechanic you'd be in serious trouble."
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 16:39:15
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Yesterday, my niece unexpectedly handed me her new Justin Bieber perfume and asked me to open the plastic seal around the cardboard.
Luckily I had a pair of scissors to hand and was able to instantly chop all my fingers off.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 17:15:27
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When will we get to 5:15?
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 17:20:12
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When will we get to 5:15?
Leviticus?
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 17:43:55
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/04 17:53:38
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Finally I can relaxed after doing some household chores; I don't mine cleaning cast iron pans, clearing our the garbage, mowing over the neighbors garden.... but vacuuming?, vacuuming reeeeallly sucks!!!
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 13:18:38
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19 hours since the last post?????
this fred is so yesterday********
*** in some time zones, mind you
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 15:45:52
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SongCraft
mowing over the neighbors garden....
In January??
Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 15:46:49
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Know ewe dunnit jaymes. This fred is @ TOTP. 
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 15:48:53
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Hey kidz,
Doan ferget to take time out of your buzy schedule to listen to THIS
Fanks fer dat mayte. My new aviator is a Mara. That's a gigantic troll woman with a tiny head.
...generously leaving the door open for any Thatcher jokes..
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 15:51:43
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What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?
Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 15:55:51
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Margaret Thatcher recently celebrated her 87th birthday....
Apparently, she managed to light all 87 candles with one blow.
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Re:The stupendously silly 2013 FRED!!!
2013/01/05 16:01:00
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I Hear £3,000,000 has been set aside for Margaret Thatcher's funeral.
For that money, the entire UK population could be supplied with a shovel each, and could dig a hole deep enough to present her to Beelzebub in person.
With thanks to Frankie Boyle
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