AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

I think Hillary is actully thinking, " I feel a really loud obnoxious burp coming ".

Old55

craigb

They're all waiting for the next song by the Forum Monkeys. 

And Hillary just realized that I (bapu) was singing it and she had an acid re-flux reaction (which is normal according to my little buddy Mooch).
 

Starise
I think Hillary is actully thinking, " I feel a really loud obnoxious burp coming ".

Considering what's at stake here, I wouldn't hold it against ya if you burped from both ends.....

kan whe diskuss poly-ticks here?
 

musicman100
kan whe diskuss poly-ticks here?
 

dew ewe prefer mono-ticks?

Mesh

musicman100
kan whe diskuss poly-ticks here?
 

dew ewe prefer mono-ticks?

eye dew run my keys in mono, live...
two much hassle lugging two speakers ....twice the crash ...

Mesh

musicman100
kan whe diskuss poly-ticks here?
 

dew ewe prefer mono-ticks?

As long as it's not wood ticks.  They carry Lyme disease. 

Congrats on TOP, MM. 

This duck is constipated....

Old55
Congrats on TOP, MM. 

ewe no, I didnt even notice it...


 
thank you Jan, for bringing it to my attention
 
now back to the regularly scheduled  duck poop program

Mesh
This duck is constipated....

we missed our LUNCH swap....
 
I had soup from a can and crackers the old tum tum is a bit off

musicman100

Mesh
This duck is constipated....

we missed our LUNCH swap....
 
I had soup from a can and crackers the old tum tum is a bit off

Sorry to hear that ol' chap......just say NO to laxatives.
I had some vegetable saute'd in quinoa for lunch (wife is neutering nutritionalizing me)

Mesh

musicman100

Mesh
This duck is constipated....

we missed our LUNCH swap....
 
I had soup from a can and crackers the old tum tum is a bit off

Sorry to hear that ol' chap......just say NO to laxatives.
I had some vegetable saute'd in quinoa for lunch (wife is neutering nutritionalizing me)

I had to Gargoyle that word
 
Quinoa (/ˈkiːnwɑː/ or /kɨˈnoʊ.ə/, Spanish: quinua, from Quechua: kinwa), a species of goosefoot (Chenopodium), is a grain crop grown primarily for its edible seeds. It is a pseudocereal rather than a true cereal, as it is not a member of the true grass family. As a chenopod, quinoa is closely related to species such as beetroots, spinach and tumbleweeds.
 
TUMBLEWEEDS??? really??

Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

I dated a Patty once
 
she was far from flat
 
 

musicman100

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

I dated a Patty once
 
she was far from flat
 
 

I imagine she was no saint either...

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

Duly noted and changed on this post. 
 
Thanks for the correction, James. 

jamesg1213

musicman100

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

I dated a Patty once
 
she was far from flat
 
 

I imagine she was no saint either...

ummm did you know her, too???

musicman100

jamesg1213

musicman100

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

I dated a Patty once
 
she was far from flat
 
 

I imagine she was no saint either...

ummm did you know her, too???

I knew Patty.  She smelled like peppermint. 

Old55

musicman100

jamesg1213

musicman100

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

I dated a Patty once
 
she was far from flat
 
 

I imagine she was no saint either...

ummm did you know her, too???

I knew Patty.  She smelled like peppermint. 

If only there was no TOS....

musicman100

Old55

musicman100

jamesg1213

musicman100

jamesg1213
Can I just mention, in a pedantic Strummy type manner, that the popular Irish contraction of 'Patrick', is 'Paddy'.
 
'Patty' is a flat lump of meat.
 
Thanks.

I dated a Patty once
 
she was far from flat
 
 

I imagine she was no saint either...

ummm did you know her, too???

I knew Patty.  She smelled like peppermint. 

If only there was no TOS....

I hear ya. 

Did everyone run for the hills at the mere mention of TOS?  

Saint Patrick's Day falls on Monday this year.
I don't work Tuesday.
Maybe I'll have a beer. Or 6.
After all, an Ireland free from snakes is a very good reason to celebrate.
Wait. Ireland never had any snakes, so can you still celebrate something that didn't happen?

Tuesday off sounds like a good idea.  I think I have the day off, too.  Unfortunately, it's for a doctor's appointment.  

Dont' forget...

Mmmmm.  Breakfast and desert!  

Starise
I think Hillary is actully thinking, " I feel a really loud obnoxious burp coming ".

Actually, she's trying to hold the burp in until it finds another exit.  She loves making the rest of the staff uncomfortable. 

good morning all

I'm still staring at the becan cake.

UbiquitousBubba
I'm still staring at the becan cake.

Please don't make us do an intervention.  

The intervention can be held at Starise's house. Just ring the bell.
 
I'll just have some cake while I wait for everybody.

We're on our way.  

Save some cake for us.  

I'll see what I can do.

UbiquitousBubba
The intervention can be held at Starise's house. Just ring the bell.
 
I'll just have some cake while I wait for everybody.

Is this intervention done by remote?

Gnu Page for Ewe to Lugz!!!

You know how beautiful a field looks when it's covered in newly fallen snow? It's pure, white, and untouched. You know that compulsion some people get to walk in snow where no one else has walked? You know how funny it is when you watch them discover why no one else walked out there? After you pull them out and they thaw out in front of fire, you can look back and either have a good laugh or point out a valuable life lesson.
 
That's what a gnu page is like. 

So, ewe are saying we shouldn't touch this gnu page with a 10 ft. Pole?  

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba
The intervention can be held at Starise's house. Just ring the bell.
 
I'll just have some cake while I wait for everybody.

Is this intervention done by remote?

No. We have to go to Starise's house because that's where the becan cake is.  Hurry, or else Bubba will eat it all or Beagle will find out about it.  

Old55

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba
The intervention can be held at Starise's house. Just ring the bell.
 
I'll just have some cake while I wait for everybody.

Is this intervention done by remote?

No. We have to go to Starise's house because that's where the becan cake is.  Hurry, or else Bubba will eat it all or Beagle will find out about it.  

On my waaaaaaaaaaaaay.........(oh yeah, this is for you Jan)
 

 

 
 

Mesh

Old55

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba
The intervention can be held at Starise's house. Just ring the bell.
 
I'll just have some cake while I wait for everybody.

Is this intervention done by remote?

No. We have to go to Starise's house because that's where the becan cake is.  Hurry, or else Bubba will eat it all or Beagle will find out about it.  

On my waaaaaaaaaaaaay.........(oh yeah, this is for you Jan)
 

 

 
 

Thanks, I needed that.  

Mesh, you da TOP dawg!  

Ta-ta for now.  
 

Old55
Mesh, you da TOP dawg!  

Thank you very much!!
I'd like to thank UB, Jan, Bapu, Craig, Karyn, James, Greg, Drew, CCLarry, and of course MM who's the real Top Ca$h Dawg in this bunch!!
 
Ok, now back to your local programme. 

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba
You know how beautiful a field looks when it's covered in newly fallen snow? It's pure, white, and untouched. You know that compulsion some people get to walk in snow where no one else has walked? You know how funny it is when you watch them discover why no one else walked out there? After you pull them out and they thaw out in front of fire, you can look back and either have a good laugh or point out a valuable life lesson.
 
That's what a gnu page is like. 

So, ewe are saying we shouldn't touch this gnu page with a 10 ft. Pole?  

I think he's saying something about yellow posts being like yellow snow...
Don't read the yellow posts...  or sumping like that

Karyn

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba
You know how beautiful a field looks when it's covered in newly fallen snow? It's pure, white, and untouched. You know that compulsion some people get to walk in snow where no one else has walked? You know how funny it is when you watch them discover why no one else walked out there? After you pull them out and they thaw out in front of fire, you can look back and either have a good laugh or point out a valuable life lesson.
 
That's what a gnu page is like. 

So, ewe are saying we shouldn't touch this gnu page with a 10 ft. Pole?  

I think he's saying something about yellow posts being like yellow snow...
Don't read the yellow posts...  or sumping like that

What if it was my post that's marked yellow?
Should I cut down on my riboflavin intake? 

Was yellow when you posted it?  or did it just turn yellow with age?

Karyn
Was yellow when you posted it?  or did it just turn yellow with age?

I really don't know......all of a sudden (today), I'm seeing an excessive amount of yellow in my posts......I think I'm jaundiced.

Custard? 

musicman100

HAY

MESH!!!!

U

NO

THE

DRILL!!!!

I have no idea what I am having

maybe you will motivate me

Well, considering your recent tummy upsets, I'd suggest a good deli sammich (bread should coat your tummy a bit) and stay off any greasy foods.
Regards,
Dr. Mellow Yellow

What's up with THIS ??!!??

Can anyone please look for Karyn's avatar in here?
 
 
She's undressed underdressed naked not the same.

Mesh
Can anyone please look for Karyn's avatar in here?
 
 
She's undressed underdressed naked not the same.

maybe she wants to be synonymous  anony-mouse??

musicman100

Mesh
Can anyone please look for Karyn's avatar in here?
 
 
She's undressed underdressed naked not the same.

maybe she wants to be synonymous  anony-mouse??

....butt, she's bare(ly) visible....

 
Ahh...

The Love Marriage Specialist - Vashikaran Love Astrologer is back in the Regional Forums.....
 
I couldn't help but notice his title below.......I didn't know he was an Olympian??
 
Online gold medalist astrologer

 She can only help people with auras and I don't have one..or if I do mine blends in with the surrounding landscape.
 
Not that I need or want any help mind you.

Starise
 She can only help people with auras and I don't have one..or if I do mine blends in with the surrounding landscape.
 
Not that I need or want any help mind you.

So you have an aural exciter?

I can't excite mine. I gave it away.