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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:24:23 (permalink)
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:25:32 (permalink)
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jamesg1213


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daryl1968


I like it in here - it's nice and safe and 'bull-free'. 

Don't be too sure about that..they're watching...



''Current active users There are 2 members and 5 guests.''

bugger

Careful, baby koala bears may be reading this.

I like baby koala bears



 
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:26:41 (permalink)
Too quick for me mate, my Dopey Flash wossname crashed.

 
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:27:57 (permalink)
look at 'em both with their sticky up ears and lickle black noses
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:29:38 (permalink)
That branch that they're on looks a little bit phallic to me.

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:31:05 (permalink)
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That branch that they're on looks a little bit phallic to me.

Then I shall have it chainsawed immediately, and have them both flogged.




Is that what you want?




'Cos that's what'll 'appen!!!

 
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:35:07 (permalink)
Flogging koalas offends me.

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:39:14 (permalink)
offend

or

off end?
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:40:25 (permalink)
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offend

or

off end?

Steady man, steady...you'll cause a hullaballoo.

 
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:40:30 (permalink)
HERE have a Laff on me

GROAN GROAN GROAN GROAN










I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.






I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!















































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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:42:04 (permalink)
I love Tim Vine. 

 
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:42:05 (permalink)
bapu


offend

or

off end?
Offend, off end, arse off.

It's all the same to me.


 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:45:28 (permalink)
drewfx1


Flogging koalas offends me.


Shame as I've got one for sale.

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 17:47:48 (permalink)
Actually I better come clean.
 
I lied about having a Koala to flog sell.

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 19:16:07 (permalink)
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aaaaaawwwwwww...sweetie!!!

The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 19:19:07 (permalink)
Jonbouy


Actually I better come clean.
 
I lied about having a Koala to flog sell.

Another lost opportunity for me.


Will you be invoicing me anyway?


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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 19:50:36 (permalink)
bapu


Jonbouy


Actually I better come clean.

I lied about having a Koala to flog sell.

Another lost opportunity for me.


Will you be invoicing me anyway?

If thas whachew want.

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 19:59:41 (permalink)
sew, knowbody liked my jokes???


ur just a bunch of kitty kats....

where is Daryks Uncle when ewe knead him...

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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 20:21:47 (permalink)
I loved your jokes mm100 - sorry for the delayed reaction mate 
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 20:24:08 (permalink)
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sew, knowbody liked my jokes???


ur just a bunch of kitty kats....

where is Daryks Uncle when ewe knead him...

Oh oh..


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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 20:33:24 (permalink)
this was a lame attempt to be cutting edge and make fun ,, but I shoud not mock hypocrisy,

I am sorry

I will never dew it again

gawd I miss the mash ups

it was so much fun in the old days till everybodys knickers got in a wad

I dont miss "those" posters who left, EXCEPT

the Ladies , well Karyn still posts, but Jules and mamma bear I havent seen

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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 20:34:46 (permalink)
daryl1968


I loved your jokes mm100 - sorry for the delayed reaction mate 

Jokes?


MM told jokes?




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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 20:35:45 (permalink)
Daryl and Mesh thank you for your comments..
I will try to do better, remeber I ALWAYS refered to Daryls Uncles poultry as a ROOSTER...
knot a C**K

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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 20:36:50 (permalink)
Bapu won day I hope to be funny...

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Bapu won day I hope to be funny...

Juan dae I hope ewe Will.b.Am too.
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 21:23:02 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
I look forward to the day where we don't have to be funny to be accepted and just being unfunny will be enough.
 
FSF is a shining becan beacon in this quest.
 
Long live FSF

"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 21:32:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Jonbouy


I look forward to the day where we don't have to be funny to be accepted and just being unfunny will be enough.
 
FSF is a shining becan beacon in this quest.
 
Long live FSF
I mean this from the bottom of my Heart, Bouy
 
, I hope you never abandon this forum, because I enjoy your INSIGHT,your HUMOUR, and your BUFFOONRY...

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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 21:34:01 (permalink)
PS: note the odor in which I listed your contributions

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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 21:34:13 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
I found out today in that other fred that I have a corrupt soul!

Kind of the highlight of my day, as it 'splains a lot.

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES.. 2013/01/18 21:34:23 (permalink)
JB,

I'm working on being fauna these days.
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