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Re:The "why can't I delete this fred?" Fred!!!!
2013/01/31 14:51:24
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Wasn't there once a guy who told some pretty awful good jokes here once?
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Re:The "why can't I delete this fred?" Fred!!!!
2013/01/31 14:55:21
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I was in the pub when a kinky old flame rang me for sex.
"And don't forget to bring a whip round" she teased.
So far I've collected £2.63.
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Re:The "why can't I delete this fred?" Fred!!!!
2013/01/31 14:59:35
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I was lost in London, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall?"
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
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The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 15:02:29
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I was lost in London, New York, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall Carnigie Hall ?"
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
THE ORIGINAL..... 
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 15:43:34
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 15:46:37
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Daryl likes monkeys--he told me so.
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 15:48:41
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:02:52
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And now, for something completely different,
it's...
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Re:The "why can't I delete this fred?" Fred!!!!
2013/01/31 16:07:54
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Drooper! Take out the trash!
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:16:27
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SteveStrummerUK
I was lost in London, New York, so I went up to a policeman and said "Excuse me officer, can you tell me how to get to the Albert Hall Carnigie Hall ?"
"Keep practising son" was not the answer I was expecting.
THE ORIGINAL.....
 Err......... excuse me George. Please do your research before giving me the 'Pfft' smiley. Carnegie Hall - opened 1891 Royal Albert Hall - opened 1871 Bapsi told me he first heard my version of the joke in 1877. So yah boo, sucks to you... etc. Please apologise forthwith. :-) Good times :-) Best regards Straummy ;-)
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:24:30
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I remember hearing that one in 3623 BC outside Carnegie Cave. Well, It wasn't a proper cave, you understand. There was a pile of rocks and a few sticks. It was nearly impossible to find. No matter how hard you tried, or how long you searched, you just couldn't find it. The only way to get there was to ask the one-eyed guy with the bad limp and the thing on his arm that looked like another foot was going to force it's way out. Back then, it was all about who you knew...
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:30:13
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UbiquitousBubba
I remember hearing that one in 3623 BC outside Carnegie Cave. Well, It wasn't a proper cave, you understand. There was a pile of rocks and a few sticks. It was nearly impossible to find. No matter how hard you tried, or how long you searched, you just couldn't find it. The only way to get there was to ask the one-eyed guy with the bad limp and the thing on his arm that looked like another foot was going to force it's way out. Back then, it was all about who you knew...
Pfft Albert Hallhenge predates that pile of rocks by at least 13.89263543828 years. BTW UB, can I borrow your time machine?
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:34:45
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You did next week.
I found the rest of your vindaloo on the couch. It had grown a head by the time I found it.
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:41:43
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I only wanted to pop back a couple of hours and see where I lost my guitar pick.
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 16:48:33
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Sure. Next thing you know we're having to explain the Bubonic Plague. Again.
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 17:06:24
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Coincidentally, I watched a really boring documentary on how to build a time machine last night....
That was an hour I'll probably get back.
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 18:51:24
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SteveStrummerUK
Coincidentally, I watched a really boring documentary on how to build a time machine last night....
That was an hour I'll probably get back.
Chortle.... He's baaaaaa-aaaack!!!!
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 20:03:13
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I missed an episode of Doctor Who because I was tardis.
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 20:14:10
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Old55
I missed an episode of Doctor Who because I was tardis.
Don't you mean multiple episodes?
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bapu
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 20:15:12
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I wear leotardis sometimes
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES..
2013/01/31 21:12:03
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musicman100
PS: note the odor in which I listed your contributions
+ 1
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/01/31 22:08:28
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☄ Helpful
bapu
I wear leotardis sometimes
And a tutu over the offical CHB undershreddies?
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Re:The OLD Jokes Thread!!!!
2013/02/01 00:41:04
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That would be a four then?
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES..
2013/02/01 00:42:29
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Linear Phase
musicman100
PS: note the odor in which I listed your contributions
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How many pages did you go back for that one? You're a FSF hero for Shure.
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES..
2013/02/01 00:57:45
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Black Dog?
Or Frank Sinatra?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:HEY HEY THIS SPACE FOR RENT REASONABLE RATES..
2013/02/01 02:40:25
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I'd like to suggest Frank's Hot Dog and Bratwurst Brewery of Dayton Mass. On the corner of Spam and WhatBeHappingToTheForum... http://frankshotdogs.com
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Re: Uh oh, Chongo, it's Danger Island next
2013/02/01 03:51:12
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Good morning my little ponies.
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Re: Uh oh, Chongo, it's Danger Island next
2013/02/01 03:57:47
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Anyone know where I can buy kitchen units for like, £595? Don't seem to be any, anywhere...
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Re: Uh oh, Chongo, it's Danger Island next
2013/02/01 04:37:18
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jamesg1213
Anyone know where I can buy kitchen units for like, £595? Don't seem to be any, anywhere...
 Guffaw guffaw.
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Re: Uh oh, Chongo, it's Danger Island next
2013/02/01 05:30:51
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Good morning sweeties
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