AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Sarcasm.....





Well yeah... there's a great attitude to have.

I went upstairs and asked"Who's  Mozart ? It took courage on my part to go UP THERE




Does anybody know how to start a game of Monopoly? 
I used to but after playing I found it only got my hopes up 

I thought that this thread had already plumbed the depths of bad taste. Now we're talking about Bapu's arse?
There is a big difference between 'arse' and a specific arse.

bapu


117 pages of Bapu's Arse.

A new world's record (IIRC).

 You are far larger than I ever imagined. You could get mine on one page...if I squeeze it.

daryl1968


I thought that this thread had already plumbed the depths of bad taste. Now we're talking about Bapu's arse?
There is a big difference between 'arse' and a specific arse.

Not my arse as in my physical arse.


Arse as in my posts.


See what I did there?

 Whew!

So, it's a Philosophical Arse?  Like Plato's ideal form of an Arse, of which all other Arses are imitations?

If so, I think Plato may have been a little messed up.

bapu

daryl1968


I thought that this thread had already plumbed the depths of bad taste. Now we're talking about Bapu's arse?
There is a big difference between 'arse' and a specific arse.

Not my arse as in my physical arse.


Arse as in my posts.


See what I did there?

So, you're saying it's univ-arse-al?

I glad we are arseking these kinds of questions.

UbiquitousBubba


So, it's a Philosophical Arse?  Like Plato's ideal form of an Arse, of which all other Arses are imitations?

If so, I think Plato may have been a little messed up.

I don't see what Disney characters have to do with this

On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.

"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."

The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.

"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"

"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."

daryl1968

UbiquitousBubba


So, it's a Philosophical Arse?  Like Plato's ideal form of an Arse, of which all other Arses are imitations?

If so, I think Plato may have been a little messed up.

I don't see what Disney characters have to do with this

Arsiel the mermaid?

SteveStrummerUK


On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.

"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."

The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.

"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"

"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."

I dont get it .....
 
how does the pope mobile resemble an ice cream truck???
 
 

 
 

Must be a British humour thing ....


or else I am sew dense



or both



or neither

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


On the Pope's last visit to the UK, His Holiness is cruising through the streets in his Popemobile when he suddenly sees a small boy jumping up and down and waving frantically at the side of the road.

"Driver!" says the Pope. "Let us stop and see what the young boy wants."

The Popemobile stops and the Pope winds down the window.

"Well, my son. What can I do for you?"

"Cool," says the boy, "I'll have a large cone with three scoops - chocolate, vanilla and strawberry."

I dont get it .....
 
how does the pope mobile resemble an ice cream truck???
 
 

 
 

Air conditioned inside to keep the cold things inside alive from going sour?

 I dunno, If you're 10 the white hat might remind you of the soft serve guy. I see a resemblance.

 

Starise


 I dunno, If you're 10 the white hat might remind you of the soft serve guy. I see a resemblance.

 

Yar. You goat that roight mate.

So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?

Arse.

bapu

Starise


I dunno, If you're 10 the white hat might remind you of the soft serve guy. I see a resemblance.

Yar. You goat that roight mate.

at the risk of the wrath of the Spanish Inquisition, I am keeping very quiet.
So many un PC jokes....................nope

The soft serve guy is in charge of the Spanish Inquisition?

bapu


The soft serve guy is in charge of the Spanish Inquisition?

Mooch? Conquistador?

Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

bapu


Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

Does ripening a banana count?
 
Nevermind......

 He should let it melt a little then.

Mesh

bapu


Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

Does ripening a banana count?
 
Nevermind......

EVERYONE thinks it.

Meshsezit.

bapu

Mesh

bapu


Mooch has NEVER served anything soft IIRC.

Does ripening a banana count?

Nevermind......

EVERYONE thinks it.

Meshsezit.

I see what you did tho......setting the whole thing up!!
You sly wittle fox you!!

I'm always looking for a way to add to post count help the other guy out.

bapu


So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?

We are funny here????

musicman100

bapu


So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?

We are funny here????

This is not funny?

On another note
 
 


we r up to page 118,
 
who wood have thunk it

bapu

musicman100

bapu


So, have we over analyzed the joke to the point where it's not funny anymore?

We are funny here????

This is not funny?

well when ewe put it that way ...........
 
 
LSOTBIROMN

I've missed a couple of payments to my local WeightWatchers group...




They rang up earlier and said that if I don't send them some money they're going to send round a couple of heavies.

Get me a lemon, sharpish.

I met a girl in the pub last night. We had a few beers and then she whispered in my ear, "I want you to make me feel dirty and degraded."








So I took her shopping in Lidl.

I see Stephen Hawking has finally got round to writing the sequel to his most famous book...









It's about time too.

SteveStrummerUK


I see Stephen Hawking has finally got round to writing the sequel to his most famous book...









It's about time too.

What about parsley, sage, and rosemary? 

Yeaaaaaaaah Baayyyyyyyyyyyyybeeee!!! 118 pages.

You spelled secretes wrong.  

it would have been more if you had stopped arseing around in other threads.

daryl1968


it would have been more if you had stopped arseing around in other threads.

DOH!

great marketing for the new toon though mate.
Well done

Do you mean like this?
--------------> Here's The Link <-------------- 

bapu


Do you mean like this?
--------------> Here's The Link <-------------- 

like what?

22 plays. 1 by me, Jan, Daryl. 

19 by craigb (ITHRN).

He just can't believe how I made him sound so good. He's like a kid in a candy store.

daryl1968

bapu


Do you mean like this?
--------------> Here's The Link To The Song That Daryl1968 Appears On <-------------- 

like what?

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


Do you mean like this?
--------------> Here's The Link To The Song That Daryl1968 Appears On <-------------- 

like what?

betterer

Well, it was a kick in the ARSE making it, that's for sure.

Once I do the real Alembic bass track I'll offer up a link to a 24bit master to all who participated.

Is it done yet?

bapu


Once I do the real Alembic bass track I'll offer up a link to a 24bit master to all who participated.

a link just to the Alembic bass track? Isn't that a little egotestical?

Jonbouy


Is it done yet?

what are you doing up? Can't sleep for the excitement of the England game?

daryl1968

bapu


Once I do the real Alembic bass track I'll offer up a link to a 24bit master to all who participated.

a link just to the Alembic bass track? Isn't that a little egotestical?

I thought that was what everyone was actually waiting for. Arse the song. It's the bass track that matters.

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


Once I do the real Alembic bass track I'll offer up a link to a 24bit master to all who participated.

a link just to the Alembic bass track? Isn't that a little egotestical?

I thought that was what everyone was actually waiting for. Arse the song. It's the bass track that matters.

yep, everyone likes a bit of bottom

Jonbouy


Is it done yet?

This fred? NEVER!!!!


The song, well it's just missing the "final" bass track. Then it will be complete schite.

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

bapu


Once I do the real Alembic bass track I'll offer up a link to a 24bit master to all who participated.

a link just to the Alembic bass track? Isn't that a little egotestical?

I thought that was what everyone was actually waiting for. Arse the song. It's the bass track that matters.

yep, everyone likes a bit of bottom

Bottom? Is that a youfamism or summat?

bapu


Do you mean like this?
--------------> Here's The Link <-------------- 

MORE COWBELL!!!!

The final bass track?  Can I have the Alembic when you're done?  

Old55


The final bass track?  Can I have the Alembic when you're done?  

Did you even read your contract?