AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Reece sent me back here.

Can someone tell me when it's safe to get back in the pool?

Depends on the pool.  Kiddie pool, gene pool, probably not safe.  Lottery pool?  Ya, that one should be ok.
 
I PREDICT THAT THIS WILL BE THE MOST TALKED ABOUT PAGE OF THIS REDICULOUS FRED!

Is this the dawning of the page of eleven, or is it nearer brunch time?

Bapu needs a new fred title today

I got it!

Forum Super Fred?

A Cake Walk down Baker Street?

I've been riding through the forum on a fred with no name

Howard Webb's kids have gone on record to deny that their father is a secret Manchester Utd fan...


"He is totally unbiased" stated Alex, Georgie, Ryan, Bobby, Matt and Wayne.

I'm getting giddy just thinking about page 12 and what fun we'll have when we get there.

I might award myself a few golden arses for that one

aahh...the Golden Arses....

Woot woot!!!

I got all five!!

Well done Straummy.

Most would think you deserved all five. Few would say it.

But you made it happen. Bravo

Back in 1620, a group of indigestion tablets landed in America...


They were the early settlers.

craigb


Depends on the pool.  Kiddie pool, gene pool, probably not safe.  Lottery pool?  Ya, that one should be ok.

Don't they call it snooker in the U.K.?

Old55

craigb


Depends on the pool.  Kiddie pool, gene pool, probably not safe.  Lottery pool?  Ya, that one should be ok.

Don't they call it snooker in the U.K.?

Yup, and I know that because I used to live in Liversnooker, home of the Beatles.

Well done Jon.

Many here would think it.

But you said it.

Well played.

When this is finally over, should we play Funeral For A Fred?
 
Everyone will look back and realize that the Bouy's prophetic reply defined everything!
 

Jonbouy

Bapu needs a new fred title today

I got it!

Forum Super Fred?

 

Jonbouy

Old55

craigb


Depends on the pool.  Kiddie pool, gene pool, probably not safe.  Lottery pool?  Ya, that one should be ok.

Don't they call it snooker in the U.K.?

Yup, and I know that because I used to live in Liversnooker, home of the Beatles.

If I had any golden arses to give out, I'd give you five of them.  

"I'm taking your candy and I'm going home"

"If you're not careful, I'll take your candy and go home"




See the difference?



Anyone got any better examples?

bapu


"I'm taking your candy and I'm going home"

"If you're not careful, I'll take your candy and go home"




See the difference?



Anyone got any better examples?

Thud.

If you try to take my candy and go home, I'm going to whack you upside the head!

Sure, take my candy.  But you're asking for trouble if you mess with my becan. 

You can have my candy when I'm done with it.

You're welcome.

bapu


"I'm taking your candy and I'm going home"

"If you're not careful, I'll take your candy and go home"




See the difference?



Anyone got any better examples?

"I didn't do it! It was Mooch!"

UbiquitousBubba


You can have my candy when I'm done with it.

You're welcome.

A perfect example of child like.


He shares!!!

57Gregy

bapu


"I'm taking your candy and I'm going home"

"If you're not careful, I'll take your candy and go home"




See the difference?



Anyone got any better examples?

"I didn't do it! It was Mooch!"

"(s)he who smelt it, dealt it"

What's that me pretty??  How about child dish!!??  Where's my cauldron??   AAHHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!

WHERE else can we possibly take this golden thread???

where oh where I lament, has my little thread gone...

has anybody scene the topic?

I lost my thread butt it followed me home....

whooo will have the final post bee 4 dis thread is dead??

I'm disappointed that the last post on every page isn't a cliffhanger.

Welcome back to the Fred, now in it's 12th Big Page!

if this thread was a dog, I would have had it put down by now

daryl1968


if this thread was a dog, I would have had it put down by now

Unlike your dog, this thread has no byte....

musicman100

daryl1968


if this thread was a dog, I would have had it put down by now

Unlike your dog, this thread has no byte....

my dog has no teeth so he won't bite but he has a nasty suck

Is your dog's name, "ASP Playground"?

I guess it would be inappropriate to tell my joke about the drunken Welshman who stumbles into the house at 3 o'clock in the morning with a sheep under his arm, awakening his wife in the process.

Can't bapu be both childish and childlike? 

3:00 AM is almost always inappropriate.

SteveStrummerUK


I guess it would be inappropriate to tell my joke about the drunken Welshman who stumbles into the house at 3 o'clock in the morning with a sheep under his arm, awakening his wife in the process.

do you know any jokes about Drunken Chefs?

The Welshman says, "This is the pig I make love to when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

SteveStrummerUK


The Welshman says, "This is the pig I make love to when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

SteveStrummerUK


The Welshman says, "This is the pig I make love to when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

:)    

I guess we're moving on from page 11 now.....

Page 10 is a faded memory.

Gratuitous Bump of my fred. 

bapu


Gratuitous Bump of my fred. 

it's like being in the song forum

Mmm...  Sheep...

That extra space makes all the difference between having a girlfriend who's outstanding in her field, or having a girlfriend that's out standing in her field.

daryl1968

bapu


Gratuitous Bump of my fred. 

it's like being in the song forum

DID SOMEONE MENTION THE SONG FORUM? Did I mention that I have a new song on the song forum called Butterfly?

daryl1968

daryl1968

bapu


Gratuitous Bump of my fred. 

it's like being in the song forum

DID SOMEONE MENTION THE SONG FORUM? Did I mention that I have a new song on the song forum called Butterfly?

DID I MENTION THIS?

daryl1968

daryl1968

bapu


Gratuitous Bump of my fred. 

it's like being in the song forum

DID SOMEONE MENTION THE SONG FORUM? Did I mention that I have a new song on the song forum called Butterfly?

SO HAS BAPU

BAPU AM DO IT ALL THE TIME. YA?

:)

Will page 12 just be a constant barrage of Songs Forum plugs?

well, some of them songs are real gems - in fact they're more precious than rubies

daryl1968


well, some of them songs are real gems - in fact they're more precious than rubies

And as light and airy as butterflies.

bapu

daryl1968


well, some of them songs are real gems - in fact they're more precious than rubies

And as light and airy as butterflies.

I don't feel like we should be plugging these songs quite so blatantly but hey, "I'll take my chances".

I'll follow your lead. 

Pure and Simple.

hey, don't put the responsibility on me - arrrgggghhh I can't take the responsibilty - this is a "Countdown to Insanity"







should we stop now?
arse

So you want to end The Chase?

Now I'm the arse?

bapu


I'll follow your lead. 

Pure and Simple.

Follow your Pb? 
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead
 
 

Armageddon Outta Here






ha

P    A    G    E        T    H    I    R    T    E    E    N

I hope it's a lucky page

daryl1968


Armageddon Outta Here






ha

Jesse stop it, now.