AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

If there's five guys in the band, why do they call it One Erection?  

Old55
If there's five guys in the band, why do they call it One Erection?  

Four of them come from Limp Bizkit? 

Boy, this fred is going downhill!
 

More than usual I mean.
 

There's only one cure for this...
 

A nice TOP makes everything better! 

Don't get TOPsy Turvey.  

I'm over the TOP! 
(But not over getting TOP's - if you know what I mean!)

Hail fellows, well met!

Tis well that we have arrived in such a place of honour.

And honor too! 

Is that an offer, your honor?

I'd better stop, this could quickly lead to a TOS violation! 

Take a cold shower.

I went to a psychic the other day, but all she could talk about was this FSF.  I'm not sure I got my money's worth... 

craigb
I went to a psychic the other day, but all she could talk about was this FSF.  I'm not sure I got my money's worth... 

ESP leads to FSF?  

She said you would say that.

A hole day on Juan page. Sad. So sad.

It's such a good paige.  I can see it becoming a classic...

bapu
A hole day on Juan page. Sad. So sad.

Except for watching my Chargers actually win a good game against the Seahawks, I've been working all day - bleh.

Monday, Monday.

Monday, Monday.

Monday, Monday.

Ooh, was that my first loop? Or is it Wednesday now?
 

Mondays are as good a time for a loop as any.

MM would disagree though.
 

*Pfft...*

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down

Who is down and how do those days get him/her for you?

Just another manic Monday.

I wish it was Sunday.

That's my fun day.

My "I don't have to run" day.
 

A nice TOP can even make a Monday a little better! 
 

lik icing on the cake
 
or darrlys uncles rooster..

craigb
My "I don't have to run" day.
 

My "I don't have the runs" day?

Old55

craigb
My "I don't have to run" day.
 

My "I don't have the runs" day?

MAY DAY!!!! "I have the runs"

Today I have worked for;
 
1) A dead lady.
2) A long legged blonde from Essex.
3) The Penguin.
4) Mossie's Mum.

jamesg1213
Today I have worked for;
 
1) A dead lady.
2) A long legged blonde from Essex.
3) The Penguin.
4) Mossie's Mum.

Even though Mooch sez C) is the correct answer (always)....I'm going with 1) A dead lady

it wasn't multiple choice, I worked for all of them, in that order.

jamesg1213
it wasn't multiple choice, I worked for all of them, in that order.

In that case, I'm sticking with 2) A long legged blonde from Essex

that's my final answer.

Mesh

jamesg1213
it wasn't multiple choice, I worked for all of them, in that order.

In that case, I'm sticking with 2) A long legged blonde from Essex

that's my final answer.

Good choice!

James, whatever happened with that old lady who wanted you to transport her to a different location? Did you do it?

Mesh
James, whatever happened with that old lady who wanted you to transport her to a different location? Did you do it?

Not quite..that was a lady who's deceased partner wanted a 'green burial', and she asked me to transport the body in my van! The paperwork was prohibitive so they used a funeral director in the end.

Mesh

Old55

craigb
My "I don't have to run" day.
 

My "I don't have the runs" day?

MAY DAY!!!! "I have the runs"

Helpful--and TMI simultaneously!

Mesh's bathroom???

Eight hours ago I posted in this fred.  It was such a good post that, obviously, no one dared be the next person to follow it.  So, in the interest of public affairs, I will be a nice guy and make the next post.
 
HTH. 

craigb
Eight hours ago I posted in this fred.  It was such a good post that, obviously, no one dared be the next person to follow it.  

Meebee we were in the bathroom.

Yes.  We've got stuff like that to worry about these days.  My foot-eye coordination isn't what it used to be.  I wish I be Old45 again. 

I've noticed some of those upstairs have mastered the foot-mouth coordination. 

Bump for Steve

jamesg1213
Bump for Steve

Hasn't he had enough bumps today already?

Wow, this time we went half-a-day (12 hours for those mathematically impaired) between posts!
 
Oh well, it's 5:45am and probably time for me to have a nap.  See you all around the crack of noon! 

Congratulations on making it to the middle of the week.  It's all down stairs from here.  

So, last weekend, I was at a pancake restaurant, eating pancakes and becan. It was an expensive place. The wait-staff had assistants. The busboy had a butler. Even the delivery drivers had chauffeurs. Anyway, the side of becan (3 strips) cost around $4.50. After one bite, I knew it was worth it. 
 
Thick cut and perfectly fried, it attempted to redefine the standard by which all other becan is measured. It was, at once, crispy, chewy, smoky, and hot with the essence of BECAN pouring from every Becan molecule. Plato would have considered it superior to his ideal becan. Nations would have gone to war over it's crackly, chewy, luscious, becanitude. If the Ancient Greeks had known of its existence, they'd have left Helen and sailed across the Atlantic instead. Napoleon would have abandoned Europe and run here as fast as his little legs could carry him. 
 
That has nothing to do with Wednesday, but it was great becan.

mmmmmmmmm BECAN!!!
 
Where can I get some???

UbiquitousBubba
So, last weekend, I was at a pancake restaurant, eating pancakes and becan. 
............ 
That has nothing to do with Wednesday, but it was great becan.

Becan (Spanish: Becán) is an archaeological site of the Maya civilization in pre-Columbian Mesoamerica.Becan is located near the center of the Yucatán .

cpkoch

UbiquitousBubba
So, last weekend, I was at a pancake restaurant, eating pancakes and becan. 
............ 
That has nothing to do with Wednesday, but it was great becan.

Becan (Spanish: Becán) is an archaeological site of the Maya civilization in pre-Columbian Mesoamerica.Becan is located near the center of the Yucatán .

 
or just eat....