AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

DOH!

Ever since my recent 50th birthday, I've had an overwhelming desire to work in a hospital maternity ward....




I think I'm having a mid-wife crisis.

now, see, thats how I like to start the morning off,

with a good chortle from Strummy



morning my little cakers......

musicman100


now, see, thats how I like to start the morning off,

with a good chortle from Strummy

 
It's nice to know I'm appreciated
 
 
 
Incidentally, The Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today...
R.I.P. Ahmed Carr
 
 
 

mmmm...1,300 posts over 4 days....325 posts/day, or 13.542 posts/hr...

musicman100


now, see, thats how I like to start the morning off,

with a good chortle from Strummy



morning my little cakers......

I have to agree, I even try not to let them make me chortle but then he posts another one and I can't help it...

btw morning to you too good sir.

I'll never forget giving Noel Gallagher his first guitar.



He said to me, "Straummy, what's this knob at the front for?"



I said, "It's Liam, he's the lead singer."

I came out of the Post Office the other day and saw a scruffy bloke sat in a doorway drinking wine and playing the guitar and singing, "When I was young, seemed like life was so wonderful, a miracle, it was beautiful, magical."

I said, "That's Supertramp."

He looked up and replied, "Ah thanks very much".

daryl1968


well aparently we're on page 122 but I can't see the arseing thing

Are you implying a problem with the forum software?

I was telling my fiance about my mates in the pub - how they're always putting me down saying timing just isn't my strong suit....



"If you could just recite your vows, please" interrupted the vicar.

I was on holiday in L.A. a couple of year's ago and I took my guitar along to an Open Mike Night...


I couldn't believe the amount of reporters that were there until I started strumming and I was rudely told to pack it in while they finish Jacko's autopsy.

Since I only woke up a few minutes ago, I'm unable to chortle just now.

Can someone point me back to this page around three hours from now. I can't be arsed to remember the page #.

trimph1


mmmm...1,300 posts over 4 days....325 posts/day, or 13.542 posts/hr...

Shouldn't we assume I only post during a 10 hour period per day?

then it would be approximately 34 posts/hr

Easy-Peasy.

Easy-Peasy.

Easy-Peasy.

Arse.  Triple Post.

See? There really is something wrong with this forum software.

I see what you did there trimph1.

how are you today Mesh?

G'aftanoon guvnah!

BTW, I'm working up a new idea for mashup cover. Should be "different".

bapu


BTW, I'm working up a new idea for mashup cover. Should be "different".

is it potato based?

Petrified mebee.

I see I have to post again to get Bapu's post to show....

mmm...methinks the forum software be fluxx0red.....

Whacky schtuff, huh?

daryl1968


how are you today Mesh?

G'day mate. I'm doing well. Happy as one can be in the CH!!
 
How bout yourself?
What's the good word in N'York?

Mesh

daryl1968


how are you today Mesh?

G'day mate. I'm doing well. Happy as one can be in the CH!!
 
How bout yourself?
What's the good word in N'York?

Good thanks - hot here today (like Spring down there). We are right on Lake Ontario which brings some weird weather extremes.
Pretty though.
 

FSF.

I can't be arsed to read what's been going down the last few pages, likewise I guess nobody can be arsed to tell me.

Gotta love FSF.

Only the drivel and buffonery that's occuring in the now has any weight on FSF.

47 days to reach 123 full pages of Arse.

Freds should have levels like members.

Arse would be the highest level a fred could achieve.

WE DID IT!!!!!

Jonbouy


FSF.

I can't be arsed to read what's been going down the last few pages, likewise I guess nobody can be arsed to tell me.

Gotta love FSF.

Only the drivel and buffonery that's occuring in the now has any weight on FSF.

That philosophy is soooooo 1 minute ago.


In one more page no one will even remember it. Nor be arsed to look it up.

bapu


47 days to reach 123 full pages of Arse.

Freds should have levels like members.

Arse would be the highest level a fred could achieve.

WE DID IT!!!!!

umpa lumpas are always at arse level

So the whole world is arse to them?

I had to Google umpa lumpa......

I'm soooo not hip......

Huey said it's Hip To Be Square.

Anyone notice the "The Daily Jolt..." fred?

I think it's trying to be a FSF.

I tried to join in on the "The Daily Jolt...." fred.

I couldn't handle all the noisy buggers.

But still, I think the "The Daily Jolt..." fred is a good thing.

Long live the "The Daily Jolt..." fred.

The Daily Arse more like

daryl1968


The Daily Arse more like

Waxing poetic today are we?

I said to the girl next door, "I'm always at your disposal."





She replied, "Yes I know. Now please stay away from my bins or I'll call the police."

"Wow, this is feckin' outstanding." I thought to myself as I stood outside.





True story dat...

I've just bought a copy of my own autobiography.....






That says a lot about me as a person.

Me and my family scattered our nan's ashes at sea so she'd be remembered for what she loved most....





Choking dolphins.

I like joking with dolphins

Daryl, I once went out on a date with a dolphin...



We just clicked.

Funny stuff, Mr. Sir. Straummy.

daryl1968


I like jockeying with horses

I see what you mean.....
 

Mesh, that's wrong on so many levels.










How's that elephant supposed to get down from up there?

Mesh

daryl1968


I like jockeying with horses

I see what you mean.....
 

Still facing your fears Mesh?
 

I thought pictures would help my fears......I like visuals.


@ Bubba: The elephant is a bit scared to come down....there's a spider or creepy crawly thingy on the other shelf.

Jonbouy


FSF.

I can't be arsed to read what's been going down the last few pages, likewise I guess nobody can be arsed to tell me.

Gotta love FSF.

Only the drivel and buffonery that's occuring in the now has any weight on FSF.

FSF is like WOM--Write Only Memory.  I have plenty of that. 

UbiquitousBubba


Mesh, that's wrong on so many levels.










How's that elephant supposed to get down from up there?

I don't think that baloon is real either.

Hey, I was already on the next page I read that so early.

FSF grows so quickly even the page numbers can't keep up.

(or can they?)

This could be a fourfer on 125.

Who knows, and more importantly, who cares?