AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

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Try kicking it,  usually works.

craigb
A *Chirp!* epilogue.
 
After much madness and searching, it turned out that a carbon monoxide detector that was still packed(!) was the real cause of the chirp.  Had us sitting and listening while, every 45 seconds, it gave off it's clue to its whereabouts.  We finally found it and almost destroyed the mo-fo (before saner heads decided to simply remove the old battery).
 
*Sigh...*

Well of course it's going to chirp if you didn't unpack it.
 
If you'd have been shrink wrapped in a blister pack you'd probably have chirped at some point.

Chirp.

I'm now officially ignoring this thread in the strongest possible terms.

I'm ignore-ant in this fred.

Jonbouy
I'm now officially ignoring this thread in the strongest possible terms.

Wouldn't ignoring it without announcing you are ignoring it have been stronger terms?

Igor? Is that you?

It's EyeGor.
The said it was Igor.
Well they were wrong weren't they?

When I think about it, there are lots of stronger terms like I'm ****ing ignoring the **** out of this ****ing thread while displaying a don't give **** meter steadily trending downward. Just sayin

The motto of this fred is "stop finking"

****!

craigb
****!

+uck or it.

I tried to ignore it like I would when passing a car accident - this is just as ugly

bapu

craigb
****!

+uck or it.

Or just four asterisks. 

craigb

bapu

craigb
****!

+uck or it.

Or just four asterisks. 

****

If I was good at knowing what's good for me, I would have never married her.

dubdisciple

Jonbouy
I'm now officially ignoring this thread in the strongest possible terms.

Wouldn't ignoring it without announcing you are ignoring it have been stronger terms?

I think that would just be passive aggressive.
 

Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it? 

Jutht becauthe

Because lip was already taken?

four asterisks
 
Thats the new name of my gnu band
 
eye lik it
 

Four of him?

Don't forget to add the bass player....
 

Mesh
Don't forget to add the bass player....
 

lol - this seems to be a standard bass player look

daryl1968

Mesh
Don't forget to add the bass player....
 

lol - this seems to be a standard bass player look

.....but they're chic magnets no??
 

daryl1968

Mesh
Don't forget to add the bass player....
 

lol - this seems to be a standard bass player look

I may have red hair but my moustache is nothing like that...

Karyn

daryl1968

Mesh
Don't forget to add the bass player....
 

lol - this seems to be a standard bass player look

I may have red hair but my moustache is nothing like that...

Ewe can always dye it red no?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bare
Bazz player extraordinaire
Red hair was always there
but Fuzzy's stache jus din't care

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh
Don't forget to add the bass player....
 

lol - this seems to be a standard bass player look

.....but they're chic magnets no??
 

Did Bapu print that?

NO, but The Lovely Lady has juan that says "I Love My Bass Player".
 
Must have been from an old flame cuz lawd knows I doan play bass. I trash it.

Maybe he had an Alembic? 

I actually played bass in anger last night for the first time in 14 years.
I went to see a guy about a LP Studio he had for sale and ended up standing in for their bass player at band practise. (He hadn't shown up..)

Karyn
(He hadn't shown up..)

Prolly practicing Am.

Karyn
I actually played bass in anger last night for the first time in 14 years.
I went to see a guy about a LP Studio he had for sale and ended up standing in for their bass player at band practise. (He hadn't shown up..)

Now THAT is a cool story! 

So the band's name was "anger" and you had not played with them for 14 years?

errr,  ya.  sumpin like dat.

Like reading yesterday's news.
Is this it?

Yes,  this is yesterdays news..

Ah, Tuesdays. Less urgent and jarring than Mondays, and less mind-numbing and disappointing than Wednesdays... The flavor of a Tuesday is more subtle, tasting faintly like a fragile hope mixed with just a hint of bitter foreknowledge. Well played, Tuesday. Well played.
 
I may need more coffee.

Excuse me,  would you mind holding off that post until tomorrow when it will be yesterdays news and thus on topic?

Tuesdays never were fond of time travel. I should say, soon they never will have been fond of time travel. They're not at all like Thursdays. Thursdays can't wait to hop around the continuum. Giddy, obnoxious, and irritating things, Thursdays are. 
 
Fortunately, the news is always old, even when it's new. By the time you hear about it, it's already in the past. Oddly enough, that makes it predictable. Looking forward to the news is a bit like eagerly anticipating the past. In that sense, holding a past post until the future to post about past events is perfectly logical.
 
Is the coffee ready? 

UbiquitousBubba
In that sense, holding a past post until the future to post about past events is perfectly logical.

Are you accusing me of being logical?  Do I look like some Super Tramp to you?  (Don't answer that last one...)

Well, can you put your hands in your head? Oh, no!

Getting late here,  is it breakfast in America yet?

Karyn
Getting late here,  is it breakfast in America yet?

Just now, yes. 6:40AM.
 
Gooooooooood Moooooooorning America!

Morning. The Crime of the Century.

UbiquitousBubba
Ah, Tuesdays. Less urgent and jarring than Mondays, and less mind-numbing and disappointing than Wednesdays... The flavor of a Tuesday is more subtle, tasting faintly like a fragile hope mixed with just a hint of bitter foreknowledge. Well played, Tuesday. Well played.
 
I may need more coffee.

So from a practical stand point, what are you supposed to do on a Tuesday afternoon?  Chase the clouds away?!?!  ... and what happens when Tuesday's gone?  I was always under the impression that yesterday doesn't matter when it's gone. 

Is this Ruby's Tuesday?

Bapu changed this fred's title again, but it looks like he missed an "h" after the first "s".

do you know the one thing that you can count upon with this "thread"??
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

Is it too late for this to be yesterday's news? 
 
If it was yesterday's news yesterday (or the  day before, I can't be arsed to figure those things out), then the news of its being news was yesterday's news, roight?
 

craigb
*Chirp!*
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*Chirp!*
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*Chirp!*

 
Yesterday's Gnus.

Chirp.

I wuz gonna post here today but there wasn't enough time.
 

try again tomoree

This is interesting.....  (kinda)
 
The URL shows this as paige 1250,  the last paige was definitely 1249,  but the paige buttons show this as 1249 as well...
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/The-Im-sitting-on-shtoop-of-the-world-FRED-m2562670-p1250.aspx#3115584
 
and there are no paige forward buttons to move to 1250...
 
 
In the past when it's had trouble displaying the new paige it at least got the paige number right once you got it to display.
I wonder if the forum software has run out of paiges?

ok,  ignore the above post. The paige counter is now showing 1250  (it's a conspiracy to make me look stupider)

Usually, when people look stupid, it's because they're looking at me. Apparently, the brain recoils in horror from the sight and shuts down as a defense mechanism. A scientist tried to explain it to me once, but he stared too long. He works as a bouncer at Chuck E Cheese now. 

UbiquitousBubba
Usually, when people look stupid, it's because they're looking at me. Apparently, the brain recoils in horror from the sight and shuts down as a defense mechanism. A scientist tried to explain it to me once, but he stared too long. He works as a bouncer at Chuck E Cheese now. 

Reality TV has the same effect, but the damage is permanent.