I don't point out people on brooms anymore.  It seems to irritate them.

Mesh

UbiquitousBubba


I don't point out people on brooms anymore.  It seems to irritate them.

That product used to me made here in Louisiana
 
the obvious male baby on the carton has moobs!!!

Happy Friday party people

Footballing

 
Is that how you get happy feet?

Mostly frivolity...

We'll be looking at a few prospective homes to finally get settled in FL.(within the next few months). I'd like to get about 1/2 - 1 acre of land (footballing aspirations) with the home but, it's tough to get a place within 30 minutes drive to Orlando.  

Still exciting though.....on the hunt.

Mesh


Since we share the same B'day, what's this "finding yourself" thing all about?
(in case I might have a need to be on the lookout to find me....)

I can't believe it took so long mate. After all that I was there all along. So have you made any inroads into joining a cricket team?

I can't find myself under all my moobs.

When yuo got 'em flaunt 'em.

Put the ladies to shame??

daryl1968


get em out for the lads then Baps

I'm not even sure if the size of this heaping pile of fred can handle 'em. 

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says “Dam!”

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

 

Mesh - I believe that I may be back for the next hour for sure. It's difficult to predict. 
Did someone mention a party?

I think Starise has got some mad cow skillz in throwing down a party.

Let's get this party started.....