I hear Straummy can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them....





He torques out of his arse.

I was out walking my dog earlier when an old granny shouted, "You make sure that you pick that sh1t up."




"Calm down love," I replied. "Let me wipe my arse first."

paulo

bapu


Will Bapu ever stop with the shameless plugs?

Somehow I doubt it.

 
MY SHAMELESS PLUG

 

musicman100

paulo

bapu


Will Bapu ever stop with the shameless plugs?

Somehow I doubt it.

 
MY SHAMELESS PLUG

Today would be the ideal day (World Music Day) for Bapu to be uninhibited with his shameless plugs.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(not that any other day stops him)

Dora, is Mooch under the table again?

paulo

bapu


Will Bapu ever stop with the shameless plugs?

Somehow I doubt it.

Never doubt it.

Interesting Songs file statistics.

This Song fred had 69 views (ya, 2 or 3 belong to me). 4 or 5 people commented. The song has had 11 plays (2 are me to test the upload).


Lotsa Lookie-Lews in the Songs forum?

 If I listen to it do I have to comment too?

Starise


 If I listen to it do I have to comment too?

You'll get a higher post count that way, not that it matters.

I was doing some grocery shopping with my grlfriend in Tesco earler today when, all of a sudden, she turned to me and said "Straummy, you are one fat, bone idle, lazy, good-for-nothing waster".




Wow, I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley.

SteveStrummerUK


I was doing some grocery shopping with my grlfriend in Tesco earler today when, all of a sudden, she turned to me and said "Straummy, you are one fat, bone idle, lazy, good-for-nothing waster".




Wow, I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley.

 
 
 
 
 

musicman100

  

Bapu Has 'Em!!!!!

bapu

musicman100

 

Bapu Has 'Em!!!!!

The you DID see what I did there .....
 
 
ewe velly, velly, gud ,number one son,

 Wow, where else on the web can you go and get to see cats with lazer eyes. pugs hooked on booze and heavy folks on chair thingys.

 This is better than any B movie I have ever seen;)

Starise


 Wow, where else on the web can you go and get to see cats with lazer eyes. pugs hooked on booze and heavy folks on chair thingys.

 This is better than any B movie I have ever seen;)

And this is ONLY page 127,,
 
you aint seen nothing yet......

I'm glad I come here.

This the place to be. To see Jonbouy pop in every two or three pages...... priceless.

Jonbouy


Just checkin' FSF.

I was careful not to read anything.

This has to be the BEST (actual*) bottom of the page post in 126 pages.










*Daryl sez the bottom page 48 is the funniest but he fails to mention that it's second from the bottom.

musicman100

Starise


 Wow, where else on the web can you go and get to see cats with lazer eyes. pugs hooked on booze and heavy folks on chair thingys.

 This is better than any B movie I have ever seen;)

And this is ONLY page 127,,
 
you aint seen nothing yet......

I dedicate page 128 entirely to Arse!!!!

Page 128 coming right up.

musicman100

bapu

musicman100

 

Bapu Has 'Em!!!!!

The you DID see what I did there .....
 
 
ewe velly, velly, gud ,number one son,

Well then, lookie here

 Is this R rated stuff? Should I cover me eyes?

pad for 128

since we on page 128 already
 
 
 
 

 Can I look now?

bapu

 Oh dear dear dear...great jumping monkeys!

bapu

This one is way too small for the lady in post 3811..oh neber mind.

All arse all the time.

Where's Daryl

I feel as though I'm missing out on the most unfunny posts as the pics are blocked (at work) from viewing.

I hope it won't be like that really, really good one on page 48......

Here are some words without pictures, just for Mesh at work so he can read them.

How's that?

Those words painted such lovely pictures.

+1

Thanks JB.

I have to say it comes quite close to the material on page 48.
LMEOH
















(laughing my eyes off hysterically)

Only 10 more arses until page 129.

Daryl can 'ardly wait, roight?

This ^^^^ is Arse in UmeriKhan English.

bapu


Only 10 more arses until page 129.

Daryl can 'ardly wait, roight?

I'm not holding my breath

Ughhh!!   (pics)

I tried holding my breath, but it slipped through my fingers.

I tried again, and I squeezed really hard.  I had it, too.  I mean, there was no way my breath was getting out of there!  I opened my hand to peek in, just to see for myself, and it was gone.

    - Larry Schrodinger, Erwin's lesser known idiot brother.

Mesh


Ughhh!!   (pics)

Ok, I'll describe it.


Quantumeffect took the Nirvana Nevermind cover and replaced "Nirvana" with "Bapu". Then he took the pic of me at three years old and put my head on the nude dude in the pool.


Then craigb (ITHRN) said the dollar bill should be a strip of becan. So I took Dave's image and replaced the dollar bill with a strip of becan. I wanted to add the flying beagle and aim it at the becan too. BRB.

Mesh


Ughhh!!   (pics)

Trust me, you don't want to see it

The Beagle added.

Those thousand words that Bapu just said isn't painting a pretty picture....

It's as unfunny as you can get Mesh.

I'm scarred for life! 










Again!

Immerse yourself in your art Jan. It's the only way back to sanity.

You say that like it's a good thing...