AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Big guns.....
 
 
 
Mmmmmm...
 
 
 

Oh look..

It's time for..

7 mo to beet yer recurd Karyn.

Classic shooters!!
 

I don knead no steenkin recud

 

If a drummer and a bass player fall off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
(Mooch) Who cares?
 
What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"
 
A little boy was complaining to his friend, "My mom won't let me watch public television anymore!"
"Why not?" his friend asked incredulously.
"Because it has too much sax and violins!!"
 
These jokes are so bad I can't Handel them.
They make me Lizstless.
They can be too Mendlesohm.
You'd better go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

Mesh
If a drummer and a bass player fall off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
(Mooch) Who cares?
 
What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"
 
A little boy was complaining to his friend, "My mom won't let me watch public television anymore!"
"Why not?" his friend asked incredulously.
"Because it has too much sax and violins!!"
 
These jokes are so bad I can't Handel them.
They make me Lizstless.
They can be too Mendlesohm.
You'd better go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

Give this guy the hook!

Bada boom.
 
wah wah wah.......

Q. Hear about the drummer that locked himself in the car?
 
Q. What does a vocalist do first thing in the morning?
A. go home.

...and seeeing Mesh, its hello to him
 

Mystic38
...and seeeing Mesh, its hello to him
 

Hey there Mystic!!
Long time no hear....how are ya?
 

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?  Took an hour to get the drummer out.
 

Mesh
If a drummer and a bass player fall off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
(Mooch) Who cares?

Or, should you happen to care, the drummer lands first (because the bass player has to stop to ask for directions). 
 
 

I always keep a pair of drumsticks in the car so I can put them on the dash and park in the handicap spots.
 
What do you call a bass player in a three piece suit?  The defendant.
 
What did the drummer get on his SAT examine?  Drool.
 
What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth equally?  The drum riser is level.
 
What's the last thing a bass player says in a band?  "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!"
 

 

Mesh

Como tu frijole, hombre?

Como estas frijole?
 
How have you bean?

Icy C shells on the Si shore. 

California has crabs!

Flo-Rida has Mesh

Just

bapu
Flo-Rida has Mesh

bapu
Flo-Rida has Mesh

Just a walking/talking nuclear waste site for to get sore eyes......FYI, don't eat the beans.

57Gregy
California has crabs!

And Bapu too!

craigb

57Gregy
California has crabs!

And Bapu too!

Mooch has an ointment for that......butt use with extreme caution.

 

PIF:
That's it!
Como tu frijole, hombre? / How you bean, man?

Pffsfft

drewfx1
Pffsfft

I'd say you had about enough.

bapu

drewfx1
Pffsfft

I'd say you had about enough.

I had a bout of enough.
 
But I got better.

Mesh

Sen'or Frijole no mas'?

Oh silly Mr. Bean is still there......(that post/pic was my futile attempt at replying to your "give this guy the hook!" (meaning "no more funny biznezz???"))......N E way, carry on.....as you were.

I AM going to pull a Karyn....... 

I think "among" is also quite a relative term, seeing as each star is blah blah miles apart...
 
Is that me just being boring?

synkrotron
I think "among" is also quite a relative term, seeing as each star is blah blah miles apart...
 
Is that me just being boring?

Not boring at all, but you do realize that this is the "no brain zone" roooight?
 
All thinking caps (big & small) are left at post 1.

Mesh
but you do realize that this is the "no brain zone" roooight?

 
Perhaps I may just pop in then from time to time and leave snippets of fact......
 
No... Scrub that...............

Ah!  The crack of noon.  Time to get up and get something to eat before planning a nap.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nap

43,967,552.

Where is James?

Mesh
Where is James?

Scotland.
 

And....
 
Rain is in Neveda.
Bill is down by the reev-ah.
Bub (not Bubba) in in the S-Juan forum.
 

bapu
And....
 
Rain is in Neveda.
Bill is down by the reev-ah.
Bub (not Bubba) in in the S-Juan forum.
 

look at that, Bill...we didn't even get an honorable mention...AGAIN!!!! 

Beagle

bapu
And....
 
Rain is in Neveda.
Bill is down by the reev-ah.
Bub (not Bubba) in in the S-Juan forum.
 

look at that, Bill...we didn't even get an honorable mention...AGAIN!!!! 

You're looking for honor here? 

Don't mention it.

{bapu whistles as he passes by}

.....and he aint whistling Dixie!! (or AM he in AM?)
 
Happy Friday Gramps!!

Same to ewe Meshman.

What's monkey boy D been doing? Twerking in San Pedro?

Mesh

I'm pretty sure the nearest star is 93 million miles away.
Does one get a 'Best Answer' if quoting the Best Answer?

Mesh
What's monkey boy D been doing? Twerking in San Pedro?

D Twerks wherever he wants.

Except when his parents are in country.
 

57Gregy

Mesh

I'm pretty sure the nearest star is 93 million miles away.
Does one get a 'Best Answer' if quoting the Best Answer?

You should get Best Answer for correcting the 'Best Answer'......but, NO....quoting doesn't qualify. Ewe could steal loop twerk your way to the top and then no matter what, get the Best Answer!!

bapu

Mesh
What's monkey boy D been doing? Twerking in San Pedro?

D Twerks wherever he wants.

I meant twerkin bonita IN San Pedro ON some La Isla....

Mesh

bapu

Mesh
What's monkey boy D been doing? Twerking in San Pedro?

D Twerks wherever he wants.

I meant twerkin bonita IN San Pedro ON some La Isla....

Prolly needs some geeter on it?

bapu

Mesh

bapu

Mesh
What's monkey boy D been doing? Twerking in San Pedro?

D Twerks wherever he wants.

I meant twerkin bonita IN San Pedro ON some La Isla....

Prolly needs some vocals on it?

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