AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Mesh

bapu
O S I N.

???

Beagle can translate.

Oh.....from the looks of it, something's are probably better to be left unknown.

Mesh
Oh.....from the looks of it, something's are probably better to be left unknown.

There are some things we are not meant to know...

All I know is...

there's got to be....

A better way to get to the TOP!!

A nearly legit TOTP.
 
Mesh, too legit to quit.

bapu
A nearly legit TOTP.
 
Mesh, too legit to quit.

Apparently, someone at Apple has a good sense of humour....when you ask Siri to play sounds of a loud fart, you get a Rhianna song. 

Mesh
Apparently, someone at Apple has a good sense of humour....when you ask Siri to play sounds of a loud fart, you get a Rhianna song. 

I wasn't sure if I was to laugh or report abuse.

bapu

Mesh
Apparently, someone at Apple has a good sense of humour....when you ask Siri to play sounds of a loud fart, you get a Rhianna song. 

I wasn't sure if I was to laugh or report abuse.

This is a "serious" thread......
 
It's ok to laugh.

I faught it wuz a Siri fred.

bapu
I faught it wuz a Siri fred.

Uhmmm no.
 
 
FSF is congruent to:
 
Arse
Fart (if French - Pharte')
Gas
Monkey butt
.....and so on...
 
 

Das Gud.

Mesh

bapu
I faught it wuz a Siri fred.

Uhmmm no.
 
 
FSF is congrunt to:
 
Arse
Fart (if French - Pharte')
Gas
Monkey butt
.....and so on...
 
 

Heh, heh, heh, Mesh said congrunt

Bloody spill-checkers faylz me again!!

I've got a rare East/West magnet for sale if anyone is interested...

craigb
I've got a rare East/West magnet for sale if anyone is interested...

Will it erase my library of 360K floppies?

I thought the poles of a magnet were designated North and South (not the blue and red guys).

Shirley, it must be cheaper than NI's new Brass library no?

bapu
I thought the poles of a magnet were designated North and South (not the blue and red guys).

Poles are from Poland.
 
Dat's to the East of our magnets here.

bapu
I thought the poles of a magnet were designated North and South (not the blue and red guys).

(Damn... I think they may be on to me!!!)

Bapu, my 15 minutes of fame????????????????????

Which type of boring is dis fred?
 

drewfx1
Which type of boring is dis fred?
 

lip-tickle of course

Old House Borer.
 
I've been called worse. 

UbiquitousBubba
Old House Borer.
 
I've been called worse. 

They thought you were me at the time?

That's why they were so nice about it.

• is it soup yet?

are we there yet?
 
 

is it time, yet?
 

are you finished, yet?
 
 

is it Miller time?
 
 

are we closed, yet?
 
 

are we yet?
 

are we wee wee yet?
 

The new title is pretty boring...

omg a TOTP I did it
 

craigb
The new title is pretty boring...

maybe 4 ewe butt for me i yam ecstatic. 

Ham N Egz
are we wee wee yet?
 

I score that as a 7 on a par 3

Make Up The Next Title Of This Fred (enter on last page)

 
1. Posts not labeled for individual sale
2. Make Up The Next Title Of This Fred (enter on last page)
3. New and improvved
4. Bridge Out
5. Contents may settle. Product sold by weight not volume.

Raw Sewage

There's stank in the closet...

Baker rejects

Ham N Egz
are we wee wee yet?

Well done 
 
Although I prefer mine medium rare...

Step inside love
Let me find you a place
where the cares of the day
Will be carried away by the smile on your face
We are together now and forever
come my way
 
I suppose that's a bit long for a Fred Title?

Fred Title

Felt Tired
 
see what I did there?

synkrotron
Felt Tired
 
see what I did there?

But you can't burn rubber with felt tires... 

Bapu
Make Up The Next Title Of This Fred (enter on last page)

 
When is the last page?  Why would we need a gnu title if it's the last page?
 
My entry..
 
"The Last Page"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Can I lock it now?

craigb
But you can't burn rubber with felt tires... 

Ah, yeah, but they're great for that aid back cool getaway 

Hi,
 
TITLE?

Mesh

Do they taste like becan though? 
 
(Damn that thing looks prehistoric!)

And the fish is quite ugly as well..

True dat K.

I wasn't sure if that's a real fish or not.........no place for its own teeth to go when the mouth is closed.

Mesh
I wasn't sure if that's a real fish or not.........no place for its own teeth to go when the mouth is closed.

I would assume that the teeth go outside of the jaw when closed.  Apparently, it is a Goliath Tiger Fish and it has 32 teeth, eats crocodiles, grows to at least six feet long and can weigh over 100 lbs.  
 
Oh yeah, and even their mothers think they look ugly.
 
I'll be quite happy if I go my entire life without running into one.

craigb

Mesh
I wasn't sure if that's a real fish or not.........no place for its own teeth to go when the mouth is closed.

I would assume that the teeth go outside of the jaw when closed.  Apparently, it is a Goliath Tiger Fish and it has 32 teeth, eats crocodiles, grows to at least six feet long and can weigh over 100 lbs.  
 
Oh yeah, and even their mothers think they look ugly.
 
I'll be quite happy if I go my entire life without running into one.

That's got to be a first......something that eats crocodiles?? Of all the Discovery/National Geographic shows I've watched, this is news to me. I'd love to see a video of this Tiger fish attack a croc.