AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

When Daryl is first on a page I give him Arse.

Wait.... THAT did not come out right.

bapu


When Daryl is first on a page I give him Arse.

Wait.... THAT did not come out right.

In China, that would be a PooPoo Platter.......shi-de*?
 
 
 
* shi-de (Chinese) = yes

Hi. Straummy here.



So, Wimbledon fortnight is here again.



I've been down to the Championships today after winning a 'have lunch with John McEnroe' competition.



What a great guy, and how I laughed and laughed at his witticisms and pranks....



He cannot be serious.

Warning labels are so bloody stupid.

I bought some deodorant and it says on the can, "Avoid Contact with Eyes"...

TOO LATE!!

I've already seen it.

I won a fancy dress competition by dressing up as a plate....



Dinner is on me tonight.

I bet Steve likes Gladiator movies.

craigb


I bet Steve likes Gladiator movies.

 
 

 
 
 

craigb


I bet Steve likes Gladiator movies.

Speaking of movies.....
 
Bapu, Steve, Bubba, & Craigb (ITYRN) should start a show reviewing B-Movies (like Mystery Science Theater).......it would be priceless IMO.  

craigb

musicman100


Debbie Does Dallas....



sorry, couldn't resist...

That was sooo page 135!
 

craigb

musicman100


On a more SERIOUS note...


we have TS Debbie in the Gulf,, TS winds, flooding, and the like for the coast...


sigh. batten down the hatches, here we go again

So Debbie's going to do Dallas again?

 

Eye cannot be expected to read EVERY page in this FRED... geezzeee

If you remove the posts that contain the word "arse," there are only about 26 pages left.

HTH

I've developed a Jamaican themed curry that'll go through you in under 10 seconds....





I call it 'The Usain Balti'.

craigb


If you remove the posts that contain the word "arse," there are only about 26 pages left.

HTH

Remove monkees and kitten posts and all you'll have is my OP.

kitties are furry little cute creatures, everybody loves kitties


monkies are mean , aggressive, narcistic  animals who fling poo at you... who loves monkies?


Ducks © are the best...


Speaking of which WACKY CALIFORFNIA LAWS

No one may cross Minnesota state lines with a duck on top of their head. If you wander around with a duck on the top of your head, you can expect to run afoul – get it, afowl - of the law in any state.

In New Hampshire, you may not tap your feet, nod your head or in any way keep time with the music played in a tavern, restaurant or cafe. The only actions they left out of this law were humming, whistling, singing, dancing and breathing.

One-armed piano players who perform in Iowa must do so for free. Now, that is definitely unfair, biased and prejudiced. Why should they perform for free? One-handed piano players of the world, unite!




MORE DUMB LAWS

There was a bit of an accident in my local Welsh restaurant..someone dropped the cheese board..I had to tread Caerphilly.

I wonder if Greg Hendershott with join this FSF on July 2, 2012?

musicman100


kitties are furry little cute creatures, everybody loves kitties


monkies are mean , aggressive, narcistic  animals who fling poo at you... who loves monkies?


Ducks © are the best...


Speaking of which WACKY CALIFORFNIA LAWS

Monkeys and ducks can live peacefully together - don't diss the monkeys, man

I like bunnies.

(Just keeping in the Daryl mode of posting.)

I like squirrels and ducks too.  :-)

craigb


I like bunnies.

(Just keeping in the Daryl mode of posting.)

I like squirrels and ducks too.  :-)

yeah

daryl1968

craigb


I like bunnies.

(Just keeping in the Daryl mode of posting.)

I like squirrels and ducks too.  :-)

yeah

 
Funny farm.....

bapu


Might add some humor, no?  

TITLE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Mesh

daryl1968

craigb


I like bunnies.

(Just keeping in the Daryl mode of posting.)

I like squirrels and ducks too.  :-)

yeah

 
Funny farm.....

They're coming to take Greg H. away!!!!

daryl1968

craigb


I like bunnies.

(Just keeping in the Daryl mode of posting.)

I like squirrels and ducks too.  :-)

yeah

Ent you the formal one, me old china?

craigb


I like bunnies.

(Just keeping in the Daryl mode of posting.)

I like squirrels and ducks too.  :-)

Seems you like fuury/fuzzy things?

Hey, how did you make 3 consective posts in such a short period of time?

Normal rules do not apply to Mr Bapu.

Mesh


Hey, how did you make 3 consective posts in such a short period of time?

Mebee GH likes me and has issued an executive order?

Mebee the forum software sux?

bapu

Mesh


Hey, how did you make 3 consective posts in such a short period of time?

Mebee GH likes me and has issued an executive order?

bapu


Mebee the forum software sux?

Mebee I got nuttin' better to do 'cept hit the Post Reply button constantly (now that I finished Mooch's project).

bapu

Mesh


Hey, how did you make 3 consective posts in such a short period of time?

Mebee GH likes me and has issued an executive order?

This has got to be the case. I'm sure GH has seen how much post count matters to you you contribute to this forum and has increased your bandwidth.

Mesh

increased your bandwidth. 

Kinda like my massive organ in THIS SONG?

My great-uncle smuggled dice for the Germans during the war....


Later at the Nuremberg Trials, he was sentenced to death for being a yahtzee sympathiser.

bapu

Mesh

increased your bandwidth. 

Kinda like my massive organ in THIS SONG?

well done

daryl1968

bapu

Mesh

increased your bandwidth. 

Kinda like my massive organ in THIS SONG?

well done

Not arse?

bapu

daryl1968

bapu

Mesh

increased your bandwidth. 

Kinda like my massive organ in THIS SONG?

well done

Not arse?

No, I have to admire your perseverance

So, Harry Redknob is in court for tax evasion and his dog has just died, so he is found guilty.

"Right" said the judge, "I have got a bucket with a hole in it here. Because of the water shortage I sentence you to empty lake windermere into storage tanks."

"Feck me" said Harry, "Is there anything else I can do instead?"

"Well" said the judge, "You could take over from Woy and turn England into a world class team."

"Give me the fecking bucket" said Harry.

Oi, stop ignoring Straummy and start up wiv a few chortles...


I'm not looking up telling all these hilarious jokes for nowt.

SteveStrummerUK


So, Harry Redknob is in court for tax evasion and his dog has just died, so he is found guilty.

"Right" said the judge, "I have got a bucket with a hole in it here. Because of the water shortage I sentence you to empty lake windermere into storage tanks."

"Feck me" said Harry, "Is there anything else I can do instead?"

"Well" said the judge, "You could take over from Woy and turn England into a world class team."

"Give me the fecking bucket" said Harry.

too soon....

Arse, bus fare Straummy.

SteveStrummerUK


Arse, bus fare Straummy.

Master or Sub?

SteveStrummerUK


Oi, stop ignoring Straummy and start up wiv a few chortles...


I'm not looking up telling all these hilarious jokes for nowt.

I'm reading every single one.
 
To summarize.....

Thanks Mesh, it's nice to know my efforts are appreciated

daryl1968

SteveStrummerUK


So, Harry Redknob is in court for tax evasion and his dog has just died, so he is found guilty.

"Right" said the judge, "I have got a bucket with a hole in it here. Because of the water shortage I sentence you to empty lake windermere into storage tanks."

"Feck me" said Harry, "Is there anything else I can do instead?"

"Well" said the judge, "You could take over from Woy and turn England into a world class team."

"Give me the fecking bucket" said Harry.

too soon....

Yeah,  some of us still have tax bills to pay...

SteveStrummerUK


Oi, stop ignoring Straummy and start up wiv a few chortles...


I'm not looking up telling all these hilarious jokes for nowt.

That's more like it.

Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon on the balls not bouncing correctly....




May I suggest that she wears some better fitting underwear?

I gave a wee bit more than a few.

I consider that several.

I go big for ya Straummy.

Oi, that did not come out right.

SteveStrummerUK


Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon on the balls not bouncing correctly....




May I suggest that she wears some better fitting underwear?

Glad you did not make bollocks of that one Straummy.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK


Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon on the balls not bouncing correctly....




May I suggest that she wears some better fitting underwear?

Glad you did not make bollocks of that one Straummy.

I still chuckled....

I chort'd

Chort - (Russian: Чёрт, Ukrainian: Чорт, Polish: Czart, Czech and Slovak: Čert) is considered to be a demon of total evil, with horns, hoofs, skinny tail, and a pig-face in Slavic mythology (demonology)

Pistolpetreov - (Russian: Чёрт, Ukrainian: Чорт, Polish: Czart, Czech and Slovak: Čert) is considered to be a demon of total evil, with horns, hoofs, skinny tail, and a pig-face in Slavic mythology (demonology)

Where's Jonbouy?

Hope he's not actually reading this FSF. He should know by now it's not a requirement to participate.

I last saw him somewhere around page 57












Lots of variety on that page...

SteveStrummerUK


Thanks Mesh, it's nice to know my efforts are appreciated

They are. 

Tis limbo time again. 

Wood another post help?

Mebee