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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 04:40:39
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Bad time for a double post there...
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 04:45:25
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Stupid riddles. A farmer has a chicken, a bag of corn and a wolf. He needs to take all three across a river, but his boat can only carry himself plus one item at a time. How does he manage to get on the other side of the river with all three items intact? Say what? What kind of farmer has a wolf anyway??? [pendantic] Take the chicken over first and leave it there Go back across and get the wolf Take the wolf across but then take the chicken with you for the trip back Drop off the chicken and take the corn over Come back and get the chicken [/pendantic] Still, what the hell is any farmer doing with a wolf???
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 08:22:10
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Considering the relative sizes of your average farmer, a wolf and a chicken how big is this bag of corn that it won't fit in the boat along with the chicken? Or for that matter, what sort of boat couldn't carry a chicken perched on the bow/stern/mast..? and if the bag of corn is so big that it won't fit in the boat along with either the wolf or the chicken then why is the farmer so worried that the chicken would eat it all if left alone with it? Given that no barrow/trolley/truck/trailer has been mentioned it is safe to assume the bag of corn is small enough for the farmer to carry, further we can assume it is small enough that the farmer is still mobile enough to prevent the wolf from chasing down the chicken with the inevitable consequenses, which all only adds to the mistery of why the chicken and corn can't fit in the boat at the same time. There is only one logical conclusion and that is if either the wolf or chicken were left unattended they would wander off, and therefore all three items must be transported at the same time. So... the farmer puts the corn in the boat, picks up the chicken and throws it towards the opposite bank. (chickens can fly, they mostly choose not to). The wolf, seeing his chance, jumps in after the chicken, but the farmer (being in a boat) is able to keep ahead of the wolf and simply steers to where the chicken landed and wandered to on the opposite bank. Once the wolf has caught up all are across the river in one go.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 08:40:38
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Or you could just let the chicken eat the corn, let the wolf eat the chicken, then shoot the wolf and carry it with you.
(Why the heck would a farmer have a wolf again?)
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 09:10:26
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Look at the farmer's logistical issues. Clearly, the wolf is the brains of the operation. The chicken is only slightly more intelligent than the corn. The only reason the wolf keeps the farmer around is for entertainment value and the ability to upload videos to youtube.
The wolf had the farmer attempt to cross the river only to silence the stupid chicken from going on and on about that "crossing the road" story.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 09:36:36
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Good morning My Little Chickadees!! What's clucking around dees parts and where's da Big Bad Wolf? 
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 10:34:11
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He's off somewhere with the farmer looking for a feathered corn theif...
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 10:37:55
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 11:26:36
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 11:29:26
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Yup, LRR sure is loooookin' good She's ev'ry thing a big bad wolf could want Owwwwoooooooooooo!!!!!
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2013/07/12 11:32:05
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 11:38:18
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 11:51:01
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Looks like the chicks are being let out of the coop.....
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 15:58:49
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 16:00:33
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 16:01:59
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Where's Daryk?
Playin' wid his "monkey" no doubt.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 16:36:42
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 23:04:07
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See what y'all have done? Now I'm drinking an entire bottle of Red Wine and not you, or anybody else on this website; is going to be able to stop me.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/12 23:40:22
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I just hope you're using a quality brown paper bag around that Thunderbird.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 00:29:23
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 00:36:46
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Says the guy with no ewe.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 01:48:06
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I just hope you're using a quality brown paper bag around that Thunderbird.
Pretty close... LOL, it was late so I had to trek to Walmart. I spend a whole $4.97 on Sutter Home. My plan was to finish the bottle but I'm afraid I'm getting old. I had maybe a glass, maybe a glass and a half, and now the rest of it is chilling in my fridge... At least tomorrow afternoon, when its like, "10,000 degrees above zero and thunder storming tropic humidity," I will have some really cold White Zinfandel for my belly.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 03:19:08
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Says the guy with no ewe.
My ewes are where they are supposed to be...  
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 03:47:58
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craigb
I just hope you're using a quality brown paper bag around that Thunderbird.
Pretty close... LOL, it was late so I had to trek to Walmart. I spend a whole $4.97 on Sutter Home. My plan was to finish the bottle but I'm afraid I'm getting old. I had maybe a glass, maybe a glass and a half, and now the rest of it is chilling in my fridge... At least tomorrow afternoon, when its like, "10,000 degrees above zero and thunder storming tropic humidity," I will have some really cold White Zinfandel for my belly.
Well, at least you didn't get a box!
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 21:52:45
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Whoo hoo! Pass the Thunderbird!
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/13 22:17:02
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☄ Helpfulby Linear Phase 2013/07/13 23:40:05
craigb
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craigb
I just hope you're using a quality brown paper bag around that Thunderbird.
Pretty close... LOL, it was late so I had to trek to Walmart. I spend a whole $4.97 on Sutter Home. My plan was to finish the bottle but I'm afraid I'm getting old. I had maybe a glass, maybe a glass and a half, and now the rest of it is chilling in my fridge... At least tomorrow afternoon, when its like, "10,000 degrees above zero and thunder storming tropic humidity," I will have some really cold White Zinfandel for my belly.
Well, at least you didn't get a box!
 WHATS WRONG WITH A BOX??????????????
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/14 12:01:33
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/14 12:02:31
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musicman100
Now that's a sport I might enjoy.
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/14 12:55:22
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/07/14 13:11:17
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Re: did ewe notice da change?
2013/07/14 13:10:34
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What's wrong with a box? Nothing... ...until it's empty.
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