Re:The formal invite to GH to join this FSF on July 2, 2012
2012/06/26 09:35:55
Here's another......
(4th marriage)
A local news station interviewed an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, what it felt like
to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living.
A smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married
One for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready ,
And four to go. "