AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

BobF
What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit

Smells 
 

Like
 

Becan
 

Cuz he hangs whiff Mizz Piggy?
 

Hi'
 
Is that a perfume?

Moshkito
Hi'
 
Is that a perfume?

jamesg1213

Mesh
Basically, Bapu's buddy Straummy (Steve Strummer) said Bapu plays every song in Am .......and everyone in the CH has coined that phrase for Bapu..........I think it's summing like dat 
 
Figure out the FSF???.....hahahaha.....that's funny Bob....hahahahaha....lol......good one......ROFL..... 

I think he said (I may be paraphrasing) ''if in doubt, twat it up into Am''.

Word for word

 Feck me, a Best Answer in the FSF.
 
Straummy has finally arrived

I thought the Bird was the word? 

100!

yeah, erm... Hi.....

Hi,
 
What's a word?

BECAN!!.............Werd.
 
I probably wouldn't want to a Becan cologne........some may mistake this pig for the real thing and just end up as a zombie statistic.

I don't like to brag, but I'm immune to zombies. It turns out that their hunger for brains causes them to view me as inedible. I must admit, it was a bit of a blow to realize that I Am even repulsive to zombies. It would appear that even zombies have standards. 

Shirley, that Becan cologne (by Chanel....ooo lala...fancy fancy) would alter their views no?  

Zombies have too much self-respect to stoop that low. Granted, there may be some gumming at first, but the shame would be too much to bear once their friends started posting on Instagram.

Who would've thunk it.........zombies in this day and age with self-respect, standards, and taste for good food........oh how out times have changed.  

Crowd sourcing the FSF would probably result in a deficit.

Mesh
Who would've thunk it.........zombies in this day and age with self-respect, standards, and taste for good food........oh how out times have changed.  

Do they still hate fast food?  ba-da-boom!

bapu
Crowd sourcing the FSF would probably result in a deficit.

Well, there's certainly enough quality material to Twitter, Instagram, and FB.

Mesh

bapu
Crowd sourcing the FSF would probably result in a deficit.

Well, there's certainly enough drivel to Twitter, Instagram, and FB.

Spell checked four ewe mate.

This fred is a cheap amalgam of Twitter, Instagram, and FB. Ya?

I'm typing in this fred RIGHT NOW!!!!

 See?

Almost 8M views and yet not Juan post of substance.

SteveStrummerUK
 Feck me, a Best Answer in the FSF.
 
Straummy has finally arrived

Don't take it too serious Straummy...........it's just an opportunistic ploy in enticing you back into this corrupted cesspool.
Don't fall for it man.........don't do it......just RUN!!!

Mesh
this corrupted cesspool.

When did we get upgraded?

bapu

Mesh
this corrupted cesspool.

When did we get upgraded?

Page 1?

Mesh

bapu

Mesh
this corrupted cesspool.

When did we get upgraded?

Page 1?

Worst page evah.

bapu

Mesh

bapu

Mesh
this corrupted cesspool.

When did we get upgraded?

Page 1?

Worst page evah.

Butt, the bottom of 46 was an absolute humdinger.....a total knee slapper.....a rootin-tootin ROFL.... 

I wonder: When robots hear us talk do they say "Uggggh, that sounds so human".

I ummmm like just Twitter and stuff like totally start uhhmm chatting like I talk and stuff so ain't nobody knows what I'm sayin and stuff....like ummm, yeah.

I suppose it's time......

Take me to the TOTP!!!

This fred is just like Twitter, except with two different letters replacing the T and the W...

Take you to the pilot of your soul?

craigb
This fred is just like Twitter, except with two different letters replacing the T and the W...

Sh
 
You're not allowed to say that here.

Does anyone know where I can find a kitchen remodeling forum?
 
I miss the spam here.

Mesh
Take me to the TOTP!!!

I score it a 2 on a par 2. Well done Mesh!

Bert Guy

Mesh
Take me to the TOTP!!!

I score it a 2 on a par 2. Well done Mesh!

Thank you, thank you, thank you......I've worked very hard to achieve this.....
 

bapu

craigb
This fred is just like Twitter, except with two different letters replacing the T and the W...

Sh
 
You're not allowed to say that here.

As James said -presciently- 43,443 posts ago  "...more twatter than twitter..."

Mesh
 

Simply the FSF goal post?

bapu
Does anyone know where I can find a kitchen remodeling forum?
 
I miss the spam here.

Ya, I could use a nice black-magick spell about now.

Oh, give me a home
Where FSF roams
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And I show you a steaming pile of ......... never mind

Yep, this fred is just a big pile of sh...
 
...AVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN!
 

Mesh

Unless you're doing limbo...

Karyn

Mesh

Unless you're doing limbo...

Ya, that would defeat the purpose.
 
 
 
Good mediocrity morning all!!  

Hi,
 
Out-sourced?

Moshkito
Hi,
 
Out-sourced?

Out-scored?

bapu
Oh, give me a home
... 
And I show you a steaming pile of ......... never mind

You know the Firesign Theater used to tell us ... but, but ... it was an really great ... steaming pile of ... !!! Do you remember which door it was on?  (hehehe!!!)

I defeated a porpoise once. He's a sore loser and hasn't spoken to me in years. I regret it now, of course. I was just trying to hang out and thought a little bonding time might help establish a rapport. 
 
Since then, my time staring down at the water seems so very porpoiseless.

Ewe need to raise the bar and water a different hole........sorry, I meant go to a different water hole.  

Moshkito

bapu
Oh, give me a home
... 
And I show you a steaming pile of ......... never mind

You know the Firesign Theater used to tell us ... but, but ... it was an really great ... steaming pile of ... !!! Do you remember which door it was on?  (hehehe!!!)

Firesign Theater on AM radio was great on long, late-night drives

Dolphinately.

UB's sounding fishy these days.

Monday's gone, it might be safe to get out of bed now...