AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

bapu


Here it is Mesh.

Thanks!!
 
 
Wow, nice posts!!
 
McQ has been MIA for sometime no?
 
 

the one constant throughout this thread is complaints about the forum software.
If I could be arsed to go back through the pages, I bet there's a comment at the top of every page.
OMG, I'm boring myself

Are we there yet???



I gotta go to the bathroom......

The real issue is how does one keep one from loosing the continuous entertainment excitement intellectual challenges bull$*#& evolving to the next page? 

Mesh


The real issue is how does one keep one from loosing the continuous entertainment excitement intellectual challenges bull$*#& evolving to the next page? 

it's like constantly shoveling coal into the boiler of a steam train that's going nowhere.

daryl1968

Mesh


The real issue is how does one keep one from loosing the continuous entertainment excitement intellectual challenges bull$*#& evolving to the next page? 

it's like constantly shoveling coal into the boiler of a steam train that's going nowhere. poop from a herd of  mexican food fed elephants

 
Poo'ed

daryl1968

Mesh


The real issue is how does one keep one from loosing the continuous entertainment excitement intellectual challenges bull$*#& evolving to the next page? 

it's like constantly shoveling coal into the boiler of a steam train that's going nowhere.

So true!!
 
It's like in the relentless pursuit of happiness that knowingly ends up in the agony of defeat.
 
I'm in for the ride (just a glutton for punishment).

MM100, Mesh - you're both right.
Come on then, roll your sleeves up, let's get sh1t shoveling

To be honest though, I really do enjoy coming in here to the CH and just "shoot the breeze" with the guys (& gals) as I miss the camaraderie I got from playing crcket/other sports with my mates regularly (which was basically my whole life).

I tried having a life once.

It chewed through the trap and got away, though.

Mesh


To be honest though, I really do enjoy coming in here to the CH and just "shoot the breeze" with the guys (& gals) as I miss the camaraderie I got from playing crcket/other sports with my mates regularly (which was basically my whole life).

me too mate.
No cricket down there?

There is a cricket league here, but I'm in the process of getting in "game shape" before I EVEN step into the practice nets as I'm a competitor and truly love the challenges (I want to be able to contribute and produce at the get go).
I gave all my equipment to a mate of mine in need (before moving here) and now, have to start all over again.....the gear is certainly NOT cheap.

Mesh


There is a cricket league here, but I'm in the process of getting in "game shape" before I EVEN step into the practice nets as I'm a competitor and truly love the challenges (I want to be able to contribute and produce at the get go).
I gave all my equipment to a mate of mine in need (before moving here) and now, have to start all over again.....the gear is certainly NOT cheap.

I bet - it's a speciality item here too, I suppose which makes it doubly expensive.
 
I would have thought the league down there would be full of ex-pat brits

I was in a semi-pro Croquet league.  I got injured  and had to retire. 

I tried cricket once..but it kept jumping away from me...

Same with Hockey...but I kept getting clobbered by these sticks....

Even with Baseball...people kept knocking me out'n the ballpark.

daryl1968

Mesh


There is a cricket league here, but I'm in the process of getting in "game shape" before I EVEN step into the practice nets as I'm a competitor and truly love the challenges (I want to be able to contribute and produce at the get go).
I gave all my equipment to a mate of mine in need (before moving here) and now, have to start all over again.....the gear is certainly NOT cheap.

I bet - it's a speciality item here too, I suppose which makes it doubly expensive.
 
I would have thought the league down there would be full of ex-pat brits

I've only watched a couple of games (briefly) and the four teams thatplayed mostly had West Indians & East Indians....didn't see any Brits or Aussies (unless they were a darker shade of mocha ). I'm from Sri Lanka (Ceylon) and yet to meet one of my Bro's over here.
I suppose I'll really get to know them once I feel I'm "fit" enough to join a club.
 
What about the club(s) you play/coach in? Is it diversified or mostly Americans?

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh


There is a cricket league here, but I'm in the process of getting in "game shape" before I EVEN step into the practice nets as I'm a competitor and truly love the challenges (I want to be able to contribute and produce at the get go).
I gave all my equipment to a mate of mine in need (before moving here) and now, have to start all over again.....the gear is certainly NOT cheap.

I bet - it's a speciality item here too, I suppose which makes it doubly expensive.
 
I would have thought the league down there would be full of ex-pat brits

I've only watched a couple of games (briefly) and the four teams thatplayed mostly had West Indians & East Indians....didn't see any Brits or Aussies (unless they were a darker shade of mocha ). I'm from Sri Lanka (Ceylon) and yet to meet one of my Bro's over here.
I suppose I'll really get to know them once I feel I'm "fit" enough to join a club.
 
What about the club(s) you play/coach in? Is it diversified or mostly Americans?

a real mix but mainly European decent.
 
Wow - Sri Lanka - do you get back at all?

daryl1968

a real mix but mainly European decent.
 

As opposed to European indecent  ? ;)

paulo

daryl1968

a real mix but mainly European decent.

As opposed to European indecent  ? ;)

:)
 
obviously not spell checked - thanks for pointing that out Paulo
 
 
 
 
arse

I prefer European fluorescence.


As opposed to incandescent.

daryl1968

arse 

Most any arse will do.


Especially in the FSF.

daryl1968

 

a real mix but mainly European decent.
 
Wow - Sri Lanka - do you get back at all?

Not since 1992. We're thinking about going there next summer (or even the Dominican Republic (my brother in law is from there), but nothing is set in stone yet and still deciding where to vacation. It's a bit tough to travel with 3 little ones.
 
Either place, we will be well taken care of!! It must be easy for you to go back to the UK (being fairly close) no?

daryl1968

paulo

daryl1968

a real mix but mainly European decent.

As opposed to European indecent  ? ;)

:)
 
obviously not spell checked - thanks for pointing that out Paulo
 
 
 
 
arse

You should move to Seattle and get a job with the city. Then, when you retire you can be a member of this organisation

paulo

daryl1968

paulo

daryl1968

a real mix but mainly European decent.

As opposed to European indecent  ? ;)

:)

obviously not spell checked - thanks for pointing that out Paulo




arse

You should move to Seattle and get a job with the city. Then, when you retire you can be a member of this organisation

:)

Is there an Arse of the Month Club?
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, I got the first post!
 
 

Mesh

daryl1968

 

a real mix but mainly European decent.
 
Wow - Sri Lanka - do you get back at all?

Not since 1992. We're thinking about going there next summer (or even the Dominican Republic (my brother in law is from there), but nothing is set in stone yet and still deciding where to vacation. It's a bit tough to travel with 3 little ones.
 
Either place, we will be well taken care of!! It must be easy for you to go back to the UK (being fairly close) no?

We haven't been back for 4 years but 99% sure we will be moving back permanently in time 

daryl1968
We haven't been back for 4 years but 99% sure we will be moving back permanently in time  

4/4 or some obscure prog-rock 7/13?

bapu

daryl1968
We haven't been back for 4 years but 99% sure we will be moving back permanently in time  

4/4 or some obscure prog-rock 7/13?

arse
 
Hey, I got the first post!
 
Congrats Mesh

 
I purchased a new Slumberland mattress for my four-poster today.
 
 
But I really don't know whether to keep it ot take it back...
 
 
Guess I'll sleep on it.
 
 

Golden Slumbers--that sounds like bed wetting. 

This post is an achievement for me.

It might not be much of one but an achievement nonetheless.

I had been waiting for this for while now JB.

Well done.

bapu


I had been waiting for this for while now JB.

Well done.

Thanks, I had to work up to it so sorry for the wait.

I'm still lolling at Straummy's one for the money two for the show jape.

Have I missed any more shiny ones as good as that one?

Of course I can't be arsed to check.

Jonbouy


I'm still lolling at Straummy's one for the money two for the show jape.

Have I missed any more shiny ones as good as that one?

Of course I can't be arsed to check.

I'd say that's the best so far. But only because I can't be arsed to re-read them either.


Ya, let's go with that.

......arse.......

Mesh 
 
McQ has been MIA for sometime no? 
  
 

He's either still traipsing through the North Carolina mountains or his house got washed away in all that rain they're having down there in Florida.
I'm hoping for the former.

+1 for traipsing.  

-1 for stumbling.

Freak Show Farm.

Finking Serious Fings.

Filing Steaming Fungus.

Fairly Shameless Fail.

Facile Sheet Factory.

Which of these 10 descriptions in your opinion most accurately describes the FSF?

Furry Street Ferret

Funny Side Fail

Fluffy Sheep Fondling

Fork Spoon Knife Fork

French Surrender First

Fred Starts Fights

Future Somewhen Forays

Fecal Sauce Fondue
 
Fur, Scales, Feathers

Foolish Stupid Fatalities
 
Fudge Soothes Fears
 
Flirty Single Females

Fat, Stinky Farts

Forget Soccer Football
 
Fools, Silly Fools
 
Fanny Spankin' Fun
 
Floaters, Sinkers, Flush
 
Friendly Senior Follies
 
Fix Sonar's Forums!
 
Firm, Soft, Flacid
 
Fly, Spider, Food
 
Form Shapes Function
 
Frick Sees Frack
 
Fergie Says Feck
 
Fetching, Simple, Fugly
 
Fair, Shady, Foul
 
Formulated, Submitted, Finished.

For Suck Fakes

Cool.  9k and only 32,242 behind Bapu.  Will catch him soon...

Easy Peasy!

Congrats craigb (ITYRN)

 
(I originally made this as part of a Christmas card for my two cousins pictured below, the background is their backyard.  They loved it!)
 

Best Time Paradox Post?

Good Morning!!!

Don't need to go crawling around on top of the catwalks on my silos for awhile now..ever't'in all fixed up!!!

Hello FSF.

My word for the day is 'bulbous'.

Jonbouy


Hello FSF.

My word for the day is 'bulbous'.

As in "I wish my bell end was bulbous?"

TMI craigb (ITYRN)

Yep....I have not even had my caffeine fix yet....pass the rawcaffeine IV bag please...

I entered a marathon earlier today...





Anyone know how to remove delicious caramel and nougat from one's bell-end?

SteveStrummerUK


I entered a marathon earlier today...





Anyone know how to remove delicious caramel and nougat from one's bell-end?

Not a problem unless you're single...

I've always had a thing for sex with strippers....





However, I've found the new Black and Decker KX3300 to be particularly harsh on the ol' bell end.

eeewwwwwwww....

Bell ends....




The forum software is a bell end....

Good morning bell-enders CH!