AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

SteveStrummerUK


I've always had a thing for sex with strippers....





However, I've found the new Black and Decker KX3300 to be particularly harsh on the ol' bell end.

This gives the phrase "safe sex" a whole new meaning.  

Hippocrates.


















Going to need the 4'' nails for those.

I went into my local DIY store and said 'I'd like some white paint, and I'd like it satin'

''Certainly sir'' said the assistant, ''I'll just put on the waterproof trousers.''

I want to apologize to you FSF. I wasn't neglecting you, baby. I just had to post some schtuff in the software forums. Lots of discounts to be had today and did not want my buds to miss out. 

Oh c'mon baby. Don't sulk like that.

Oh baby, I'll give you all the attention you need today. Honest.

Super Freds don't get angry.  They sulk for awhile, roll their eyes behind your back, talk about you to their friends, change the stations on your car radio, upload "unflattering" pictures of you to your FB page, and generally act like ASP Playground software dating back to the Bronze Age.

What discounts?

Where?

Mesh


What discounts?

Where?

50% off Kontakt from NI (through July 7)

UbiquitousBubba


and generally act like ASP Playground software dating back to the Bronze Age.

That's the part that REALLY sux.

Does anyone (besides Dary) wonder what page 150 will be like?

Will it have a gratuitous great post by Jonbouy?

Will Straummy have searched out made up some new chortle fodder?

Will a new theme emerge?

bapu

Mesh


What discounts?

Where?

50% off Kontakt from NI (through July 7)

Oh Yeah....just saw that. I have K4 and not sure there's much benefit in getting K5. Me thinks Komplete 9 should be following suit soon and THAT might be the better deal.

OK, I've given this some serious thought.

Paulo noted (back on page 32 or suumin like that) the other wannabe FSF has more views than this really really official FSF but we have more posts.

Here's the deal. The other "fsf" is so cryptic that you have to keep going back many pages to get what the discussions are all about. By that time you forget where you are and you say "bollocks" and you leave the fred. Only to return in 10 minutes because you're so ashamed that you could not accomplish such a simple task. Rinse and Repeat for 10 hours each day and voila! You have more views.

Here at FSF we keep to a minimum.

Arse
Monkeys
Kittens 
Chortle Fodder
Jonbouy

You can drop in on any page and you feel just like you never left.

Simples.

Pffft.....since when did View count count more than Post count?

bapu


Does anyone (besides Dary) wonder what page 150 will be like?

Will it have a gratuitous great post by Jonbouy?

Will Straummy have searched out made up some new chortle fodder?

Will a new theme emerge?

i DON'T GIVE A MONKEY'S ARSE
 
and Dary says bollocks 

Who's Dary?

Mesh


Who's Dary?

But I mean that in a good way.

bapu


OK, I've given this some serious thought.

Paulo noted (back on page 32 or suumin like that) the other wannabe FSF has more views than this really really official FSF but we have more posts.

Here's the deal. The other "fsf" is so cryptic that you have to keep going back many pages to get what the discussions are all about. By that time you forget where you are and you say "bollocks" and you leave the fred. Only to return in 10 minutes because you're so ashamed that you could not accomplish such a simple task. Rinse and Repeat for 10 hours each day and voila! You have more views.

Here at FSF we keep to a minimum.

Arse
Monkeys
Kittens 
Chortle Fodder
Jonbouy

You can drop in on any page and you feel just like you never left.

Simples.

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ...........


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

paulo

bapu


OK, I've given this some serious thought.

Paulo noted (back on page 32 or suumin like that) the other wannabe FSF has more views than this really really official FSF but we have more posts.

Here's the deal. The other "fsf" is so cryptic that you have to keep going back many pages to get what the discussions are all about. By that time you forget where you are and you say "bollocks" and you leave the fred. Only to return in 10 minutes because you're so ashamed that you could not accomplish such a simple task. Rinse and Repeat for 10 hours each day and voila! You have more views.

Here at FSF we keep to a minimum.

Arse
Monkeys
Kittens 
Chortle Fodder
Jonbouy

You can drop in on any page and you feel just like you never left.

Simples.

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ...........


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Got it!

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

Dary likes Stelly Dan

daryl1968

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

Dary likes Stelly Dan

Cuz Stelly has his ell?

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

Straummy: Hello is that 5555555?

Phone call recipient: Yes.

Straummy: Can you call an ambulance for me, I've glued my finger to the phone.

SteveStrummerUK


Straummy: Hello is that 5555555?

Phone call recipient: Yes.

Straummy: Can you call an ambulance for me, I've glued my finger to the phone.

Even though we use 911 over here... I think I get it.

Rocky don't lose that number

Reeling in the ears

Fire in the mole

daryl1968


Rocky don't lose that tumbler

Flocked.

what a classic post for the start of page 148

I like moles

daryl1968


I like moles

You can have mine, the little bastids.

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like moles

You can have mine, the little bastids.

I likes their little glasses

daryl1968


what a classic post for the start of page 147

Yes, I have to agree.
Well done!
 
Should follow with watering the hole.
 
 

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like moles

You can have mine, the little bastids.

I likes their little glasses

For their little drinks?

Mesh

daryl1968


what a classic post for the start of page 147

Yes, I have to agree.
Well done!
 
Should follow with watering the hole.
 
 

except it was 148 -  whoops - edited

jamesg1213

daryl1968

jamesg1213

daryl1968


I like moles

You can have mine, the little bastids.

I likes their little glasses

For their little drinks?

:)
you know, perched on their little pink noses - ahhh moles

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


what a classic post for the start of page 147

Yes, I have to agree.
Well done!
 
Should follow with watering the hole.
 
 

except it was 148 -  whoops - edited

Hay Dary kan't yuo tipe write?

No worries mate....

Not like anyone's counting.

bapu

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


what a classic post for the start of page 147

Yes, I have to agree.
Well done!

Should follow with watering the hole.

except it was 148 -  whoops - edited

Hay Dary kan't yuo tipe write?

obviussly knot
 
arz

daryl1968

bapu

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968


what a classic post for the start of page 147

Yes, I have to agree.
Well done!

Should follow with watering the hole.

except it was 148 -  whoops - edited

Hay Dary kan't yuo tipe write?

obviussly knot
 
arz

aj,1+

Mesh


No worries mate....

Not like anyone's counting.

not sure about that Mesh. Bapu employs Jonbouy to keep account of his posts and pages

daryl1968

Mesh


No worries mate....

Not like anyone's counting.

not sure about that Mesh. Bapu employs Jonbouy to keep account of his posts and pages

Nah, I can't be arsed to keep track, I just think of a number and multiply it by a good factor and hand him the bill.

He likes it when I overcharge because it makes him think he's actually posted more than he has.

He obviously can't be arsed to check either.

Jonbouy

daryl1968

Mesh


No worries mate....

Not like anyone's counting.

not sure about that Mesh. Bapu employs Jonbouy to keep account of his posts and pages

Nah, I can't be arsed to keep track, I just think of a number and multiply it by a good factor and hand him the bill.

He likes it when I overcharge because it makes him think he's actually posted more than he has.

He obviously can't be arsed to check either.

:)

Who's gonna be at the Webinar today? ~35 minutes from now.

bapu


Who's gonna be at the Webinar today? ~35 minutes from now.

You?

My middle daughter just rang up out of the blue and is turning up any minute, so I ent.

bapu


Who's gonna be at the Webinar today? ~35 minutes from now.

not me - I'm off to another game of football in 10 mins

I'm about to go home (3 min)....I'll try and catch the second 1/2.

OK, who can't attend because they are washing their hair?

That's pretty much every other feeble excuse covered.

Awl bee dare.

BTW, not sure how much longer I'll be around....

http://forum.cakewalk.com/fb.ashx?m=2604003

Wow...  I post a pic with a bunch of furry aminals and Dary doesn't even comment?  Well!

I wish the bus company would inform us when times have changed...




Here am I stood at the bus stop looking like a complete bell-end in my flares, sporting side burns, a mullet and a gold medallion.

I was in Tesco with my mate earlier,

"Did you see them two blokes?" I said,

"What blokes?"

"Two short yellow guys, just seem em' out of the corner of my eye"

"What?, Japs?"

"No, my normal eye"

Idiot.

How embarassing, Steve!  No monocle?  The monocle really ties that look together.  Without it, you could be mistaken for Mooch on a Tuesday...

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

I'd still be a Silver if'n it wernt fer that. 

daryl1968

bapu

paulo

Hmmm, sounds like someone's getting desperate ........... 


SO.......... taking your logic ...... I have 1600 and some posts, you have 41000 and some,  but if you remove the Ya's, Am's and +1's etc... I have a higher post count than you ? You can forget Beagle mate, you ain't caught me yet ! ;)

Actually I devoted 20K of post to quoting Stelly Dan lyrics with Jan one night.


So there.

Dary likes Stelly Dan

Any major moob will tell ya.

I Just came back from a Derren Pink show...







The stupid idiot tried making me get my colours all mixed up.

Must be a new page on the way!  I can't wait to see what Steve wrote. 

It was worth the wait. 

hey whats happening here ???


I wish eye new whot wuz going on here,,



I git sew kornfused dat  I dont no if eye am in the x1 forum, the song forum, or this here thread


kan sum1 pleeze change the topix headdar sew eye kan make scents of this


if eye wuz out of line I apologize