Time to make my contribution.


That's it. That's all I've got. Sorry!

I miss those yellow banners Bapu used to hand out for being top of page.  Personally I believe that they were the single best reason people ever replied in this topic.
 
Well, ok, to be honest I wasn't able to think of any good reason people post in this steaming pile of monkey poo so I just made something up.

I'm sorry, but valid points are against the rules of the FSF TOS (Totally Oblivious Society).  In pointing this out, some might consider my post to be valid.  Fortunately for me, it appears the society is completely unaware of my presence.  It seems someone sent them a basket of cheese and they've spent the entire morning examining the buttons on the elevator (or lift) used by the delivery guy.  Oddly enough, their office is in a single story structure constructed entirely out of yellow banners.
 
Upon hearing this news, a local tribe of monkeys celebrated wildly until they realized they had not heard correctly.  Banners, not Bannaners...  I think they may have a valid point.

The FSF is not really sticky.  While the "icky" part may be accurate, the FSF's dominance of page one of the Coffee House is not mandated by administrative decisions.  Some speculate that the FSF's uncanny ability to "hover" in place has less to do with stickiness than with suckiness.  In fact, the FSF may be humanity's first self-sustaining semi-permanent black hole.
 
Top scientists disagree about whether or not we should investigate this phenomenon.  While most agree that someone should do it, none of them want to go first.  After a few cautious experiments involving socks and a dryer, the scientific community selected their test subject.  They chose the one dentist who doesn't recommend sugarless gum to his patients who chew gum.  They're outfitting him now with an "I heart Gibson" t-shirt, a pound of becan, and a Soundblaster card. 
 
He has promised to post a picture of his studio.