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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 08:01:24
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A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 08:02:46
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SteveStrummerUK
musicman100
What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????
"would the defendant please rise"
 His Bapsiness is not going to like that George...
Oh no.
I do though 
GM Guv'nor, Thank Ewe. I yam trying to steer this thread into unfunny this AM.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 08:03:35
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musicman100
What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????
"would the defendant please rise"
a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from??? 
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 08:04:51
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What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"
What do you call a beautiful woman on a keyboard player's arm?
A tattoo.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 08:06:15
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Beagle
musicman100
What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????
"would the defendant please rise"
a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from???
Page 17 of this fred?
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 08:09:07
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Oh............ I thought you said three piece suite
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 09:51:08
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I heard like going retro iz like the coolest thing evah.....roight Bapz?
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 10:12:20
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Has this fred gone retro?
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 11:19:32
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Retro is as retro does.
BTW Straummy, I had two of those three pieces in black back in the 70's.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 11:24:46
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Beagle
musicman100
Beagle
musicman100
What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????
"would the defendant please rise"
a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from???
Page 17 of this fred?
I can't be arsed to read the whole fred - or even page 17. 
Ill bet ewe a doggy biscuit if there was becan or beacon by products on aformentioned pages, yudda read it !!!!
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 11:43:00
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Beagle
musicman100
What does one usually say to a bass player who is wearing a 3 piece suit????
"would the defendant please rise"
a 3 piece suit???? which decade did this joke come from???
Maybe be the joke is he was charged with wearing a 3 piece suite without a permit?
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:03:57
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I'm really liking page 76 right about now...
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:04:57
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Page 76 is "where it's at"
Don't you?
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:06:03
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Its got everything we need.
Humor.
Becan.
Retro Style.
And me.... It's my Diamond Julibee gig FSF.... YAY!!!!
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:07:03
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Mebee Daryl will show up soon. I see him lurking in the "who's watching" this fred.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:08:14
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Beagle,
Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?
He does.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:10:29
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bapu
Beagle,
Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?
He does.
I've heard that. but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:10:36
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Testing
Testing
Is this thing on?
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:11:49
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Beagle
bapu
Beagle,
Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?
He does.
I've heard that.
but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:13:06
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bapu
Beagle
bapu
Beagle,
Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?
He does.
I've heard that.
but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.
I'm trying to figure out the context of that monkey pic.
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:16:38
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monkey
wrench
monkey
wrench
monkey wrench
HTH
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:16:54
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:17:39
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:18:20
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:18:43
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☄ Helpful
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:19:22
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Beagle
bapu
Beagle
bapu
Beagle,
Did you know that Daryl likes monkees and kittens?
He does.
I've heard that.
but I also know that craig (ITHRN) doesn't know what a monkey is.
I'm trying to figure out the context of that monkey pic.
You ever heard the term "grease monkey?
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:19:46
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Re:The Bapu's Diamond Jubilee gig FSF
2012/06/05 12:21:09
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I want us to catch up and surpass the moon pie thread
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