AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Here's some Magic_Pie to help you along...

Mesh
Where's Zargg?
Shirley, he can't be pulling a McQ in here and try to get away with it no?

I do not know how to respond when things get to a higher level of   eeehhh... 

Zargg71

Mesh
Where's Zargg?
Shirley, he can't be pulling a McQ in here and try to get away with it no?

I do not know how to respond when things get to a higher level of   eeehhh... 

Aaaahhhhh, glad you're back mate........the levels of mediocrity have been rising exponentially in here, and now it's good to have sense of balance.

Mesh
Here's some Magic_Pie to help you along...

That ent no Humble Pie.
 

I said it was Magic......c'mon bro.....Magic aint the same as humble....

Mesh
I said it was Magic......c'mon bro.....Magic aint the same as humble....

Cheeky baystid you Am?

The TOTP award giveth and taketh aweigh.

Not that any Juan's counting, but I think we had a 2 page movement in here today

I have some vowels I'd like to move.

bapu
I have some vowels I'd like to move.

You certainly didn't need any therapeutics diuretics laxatives help in that dept. 

craigb's back (a day late and two TOTPs short).

Did the job offer come through craigb (ITYRN)?

Alright fellas....I gotsta run......got some yard work to do before I go off on track.  
 
Peace homies!!

Mesh
Alright fellas....I gotsta run......got some yard work to do before I go off on track.  
 
Peace homies!!

Have you considered this?

Mesh

You might want to seek medical help...

bapu
The TOTP award giveth and taketh aweigh.

It as short lived

Are there any Submission Guidelines for this fred?
 
Most publications seem to have them and how am I sposed to know the mission and the readership of this fred and how many words to use and all that stuff without them?

bapu

 
Ok then answer this. 
 
Why can't I take Tap dance lessons AND go to culinary school at the same time?

Mooch4056

bapu

 
Ok then answer this. 
 
Why can't I take Tap dance lessons AND go to culinary school at the same time?

bapu

Mooch4056

bapu

 
Ok then answer this. 
 
Why can't I take Tap dance lessons AND go to culinary school at the same time?

 
This was a serious question - If I wanted to mock you I have pictures - remember? 
 
 

bapu

OK.
 
How many chickens does it take to change the light bulb in the walk sign so that they can cross the road and did their eggs hatch first in the forest and if no one was there did it make a sound?

drewfx1

bapu

OK.
 
How many chickens does it take to change the light bulb in the walk sign so that they can cross the road and did their eggs hatch first in the forest and if no one was there did it make a sound?

Zargg71
Does it matter which hand, or whose bush?

No, only 47 matters.

Pragi

Zargg71
Does it matter which hand, or whose bush?

No, only 47 matters.

Actually it's page 46 that "only matters" in this fred. Especially the bottom of that page.

bapu

Pragi

Zargg71
Does it matter which hand, or whose bush?

No, only 47 matters.

Actually it's page 46 that "only matters" in this fred. Especially the bottom of that page.

wrong,wrong,wrong, 42 is the proofed answer to life, universe and everything
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8
 
,

I'll raise your universe to Level_42.....

The bar is OPEN!!
 

 

Pragi

bapu

Pragi

Zargg71
Does it matter which hand, or whose bush?

No, only 47 matters.

Actually it's page 46 that "only matters" in this fred. Especially the bottom of that page.

wrong,wrong,wrong, 42 is the proofed answer to life, universe and everything
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8
 
,

And now the mice want to know the question!

But what the mice don't know...
 

...is that the REAL answer...
 

...is not 42...
 

...but who gets the next TOTP???
 

ME!!!
 
Yes!  I'd love to thank everyone, but it's all about ME today!  MY TOTP!
 
Now I can feel better about getting up early for a side job. 
 

craigb
ME!!!
 
Yes!  I'd love to thank everyone, but it's all about ME today!  MY TOTP!
 
Now I can feel better about getting up early for a side job. 
 

I give up, you won!
Fanfare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxvQmTTz5I&ebc=ANyPxKqf8d1tXHP2bgkWDeHuQMyJlLs3orXFOLR4kTKnDiNewkJvQe7t-Nm8_8tJF3bKAyD6DSBnQEJHPFD2CdqbJIGuTV5K_g
 

I tracked bazz last night.
 
Am gud sez mayte ya.

bapu
I tracked bazz last night.
 
Am gud sez mayte ya.

Whatchu twerkin on Willis?

Hamlets are pretty good, but I prefer to let them grow up and become thick cut becan. 
 
"Alas, poor Wilbur. I knew him well..." (crunch)

Mesh

bapu
I tracked bazz last night.
 
Am gud sez mayte ya.

Whatchu twerkin on Willis?

An udder choon for my mayte in Scotchland.

Agreed.
 
Arnold did have a somewhat smoky past, but I think he's learned his lesson from having his rump roasted on many an occasion. 

heh heh MeshodMan sed rump.

I hear tubular Bells with some big bottom ends, butt that's the low down dirty shame.

To sleep, perchance to not wake up early...

If this is Turdsday this must be the FSF.
 

I refuse to post refuse here except on days that end in "y."

craigb
I refuse to post refuse here except on days that end in "y."

We're goan miss you craigb (ITYRN)

bapu

craigb
I refuse to post refuse here except on days that end in "y."

We're goan miss you craigb (ITYRN)

Not if you get Karyn to take the shot! 
 

Karyn's a hit man? huh... hit woman?.. huh ......hit person?
 
cool the CH goes cosa nostra 
 
P.S. go with Karyn cuz she never misses!

I can't freaking wait for Hamlet day! 

UbiquitousBubba
Hamlets are pretty good, but I prefer to let them grow up and become thick cut becan. 
 
"Alas, poor Wilbur. I knew him well..." (crunch)

"Get thee to a bass'ery!"

Hi,
 
It's Friday already?

Moshkito
Hi,
 
It's Friday already?

Yes Sir!!
The weekend is here
I'll be enjoying some music
to go along with some beer

Mr. BazzAttack....did ewe get whut ewe wanted after I dropped da box on ewe?

Mesh
Mr. BazzAttack....did ewe get whut ewe wanted after I dropped da box on ewe?

Zoundzezametome

bapu

Mesh
Mr. BazzAttack....did ewe get whut ewe wanted after I dropped da box on ewe?

Zoundzezametome

Same old song and dance.....