AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

kay  :)

so we can look but not post? Is that what you're saying?

Summat like that, I think

Missed one "m"

Maybe Mooch knows the difference.

He seems to be a pattern recognitionist.

won't that get a bit boring? Oh hang on, no more boring than it already is I suppose. Carry on

alexoosthoek


Missed one "m"

I got in in for you....

daryl1968


won't that get a bit boring? Oh hang on, no more boring than it already is I suppose. Carry on

Aresity Aresity Arse!!!!!

bapu

daryl1968


won't that get a bit boring? Oh hang on, no more boring than it already is I suppose. Carry on

Aresity Aresity Arse!!!!!

tedious.
Until I start seeing hamsters trained to play dead on command in this thread, I'm taking my business elsewhere

Don't go Dary!!!!!!!

What if I give you a yaller banter thang?

Nap time.

TTYL.

a banter thingy may help but can it play dead on command?



Who's Dary?

Are you saying we should post 5 times for every time we look at FSF?  

Whether we have anything worthwhile to say...

...or not?  

I don't think I can keep that up too long.  

I can't be arsed to wait all day for that damned timer.

Who's looking to check to see if we're looking at the FSF?  

Do I need to post 4 more consecutive posts?

Is this another futile attempt to get to the TOP PAGE?

It seems like I'm cheating with this current technique.....

I feel like I'm in a museum All by myself.

Funny, there are 19 guests.  This FSF must be entertaining.  

Where did Mesh go?  

 
My friend had his penis extension completed the other week....
 
 
 
 
 
 
His house looks the bollocks now.
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
My friend had his penis extension completed the other week....
 
 
 
 
 
 
His house looks the bollocks now.
 
 

All those guests must have been waiting for you to show up, Steve.  

After my accident, doctors told me I could never play football again....







I didn't listen and carried on booting it around Ward 8 until I smashed another window.

It looks like you got the banner.  Woo hoo!

 
I was on the bus today when an inspector got on and said to me, "Ticket please!"
 
 
 
Not one to make him feel embarrassed, I leant over and whispered, "You have to buy them off the driver, mate."
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
I was on the bus today when an inspector got on and said to me, "Ticket please!"
 
 
 
Not one to make him feel embarrassed, I leant over and whispered, "You have to buy them off the driver, mate."
 

Fastly (or is it vastly) approaching 160 full pages of pure arse!!

Well done gents (and lady).

So, is Bapu saying that Mooch's mix is mono...


...tonus?  

could we have another mail organ joke to break up the monopoly? I want to send my B3 first class insured.

Is this the first 4th of July post in the FSF?

Yay!!!

Post.  Count.  Matters.
(Not?)

Happy 4th!!!!!!

If I say Happy Independence Day like everyone else, will I lose my Independence?  

Happy Independence Day!

Then it would be Happy Codependents Day, Jan.

Best Time Paradox post?

bapu


Then it would be Happy Codependents Day, Jan.

I knew you were a software guy, but I didn't know you had your own holiday:  Code Dependents Day!  

craigb


Best Time Paradox Post?

What's a Parrot Ox?  

Old55

craigb


Best Time Paradox Post?

What's a Parrot Ox?  

One of these obviously.
 

 
I was in line waiting to pay for my petrol and the guy at the front said "Pump one."

 
 
 
 
Which got me thinking 'I wonder if the Queen ever says that to Prince Philip?'
 
 
 

As I was rushing through the hotel lobby, I realised that I hadn't checked the mirror after I'd shaved. So I went up to the receptionist and asked, "Excuse me miss, I'm late for a meeting and my shave this morning was somewhat haphazard, can you tell me if I've missed anywhere?"


To which she replied, "Sir, can you please put your testicles away."

I went for an eye test today.

After the optician had finished I said, "Well what's the verdict gorgeous? Do I need glasses?"

"I would definitely say so," he replied.

oh bollocks

Me and my mate had a contest to see who could paint a portrait the quickest.

I won!

Although to be fair, he did give me a head start.

SteveStrummerUK


Me and my mate had a contest to see who could paint a portrait the quickest.

I won!

Although to be fair, he did give me a head start.

five more to go Straummy.

There once was a young lad from Worcester...

craigb


There once was a young lad from Worcester...

Who tried with his geetar to work faster

I was walking past a pub earlier, and it said in the window "Pies £1, Wanks 50p."

I went in and there was a stunning blonde with massive boobs stodd behind the bar.

I said "Are you the one who does the wanks?" She replied "Yeah love." I said "Okay then" I said, "Go and wash your feckin' hands and then pass me a pie."

I'm being super lazy today....






Which is like normal lazy but I'm wearing a cape.

The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

WTH is Daryl?

"Balls!" said the Queen "If I had two, I'd be King!"

The King laughed, not because he had to, but because he had two!