AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

I'll only have a few tonight...
 
 

 

I'm back.  I was day-dreaming about beer (just finished my morning becan too).
 
I remember seeing some of the beefy German ladies (at least I think they were female) carrying around those huge mugs at the Hofbrauhaus back in '81.  We had a football player with us who could only hold up two or three in one hand yet these beer delivery girls could hold five in each hand with a couple on top!
 
I'm guessing they doubled as the bouncers too...

When is it 

?

Any day that ends in "Y?" 

Ok, it's time!
 

Time to steal...
 

First TOTP for the day!
 
I'd like to dedicate this one to beer. 
 

The exhilaration of getting another TOTP (and the fact that it's still before noon) has worn me out.  Time for a nap! 

I don't think the Forum Monkeys should cover song #7 below... 
 
https://www.discogs.com/Leonard-Cohen-Death-Of-A-Ladies-Man/master/4029
 
 

Monkey sea, monkey dew
monkey put the spell on yew
 
 
Good morning blokes!!

Ok, who's been messing with this forum again?  Looks like we've lost 29 posts since page 1597 (or somehow added one).  All TOTP's from page 1598 on are down one.

While looking at page 1597, I decided to go back 1,000 pages.  Look familiar? 
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/Mooring-across-the-Door-m2562670-p597.aspx
 
Except, I still miss Jan... 
 

Just to mess with us, a forum host is deleting and adding a post each week (alternating each week)......per Twitter.....and FB.

I got a post back today, which shifted the numbers by 1
Good day, folks.
Hope you have a good one

So, this is what's happening to those binary posts???   
 
Now I see why craigb (ITHRN) keeps looping his way to the top.

He's keeping backups

Hey now!  Don't be leaking all of my secrets out to everyone!  
 

craigb
Hey now!  Don't be leaking all of my secrets out to everyone!  
 

Sowwy

Mesh
Just to mess with us, a forum host is deleting and adding a post each week (alternating each week)......per Twitter.....and FB.

Really?  Where on those areas did you read that?
 
Sounds like an abuse of power to me!  (Though I used to occasionally do similar things when I ran game servers - lol!) 

craigb

Mesh
Just to mess with us, a forum host is deleting and adding a post each week (alternating each week)......per Twitter.....and FB.

Really?  Where on those areas did you read that?
 
Sounds like an abuse of power to me!  (Though I used to occasionally do similar things when I ran game servers - lol!) 

I'm sorry, I cannot divulge that information......as we all know how reliable and factual those two sources are.

Hi,
 
Was just reading Chuck Jones' second book ... and what a treat it is!
 
"Comedy is not about opening a door funny. It's about opening, a funny door!" (the point of view is the door, not the person!)

Moshkito
Hi,
 
Was just reading Chuck Jones' second book ... and what a treat it is!
 
"Comedy is not about opening a door funny. It's about opening, a funny door!" (the point of view is the door, not the person!)

That splains Jim Morrison being a "Back door man". Now, he funny.....everybody funny......back to my bourbon, scotch, and beer.

Ha.

I'm thinking about starting a new topic with just the joke, but no punchline.

The FSF door is WIDE open, but they're only laughing from the outside.....

Mesh
The FSF door is WIDE open, but they're only laughing from the outside.....

That's a door?  I always thought of it more as a seat cover...

I'm kerfused. Is this where I get in line to punch somejuan or vice versa?

drewfx1
I'm kerfused. Is this where I get in line to punch somejuan or vice versa?

Yes.

Another false ad! I see no punch line! I expect results! I suppose I have to do it myself! 
 
 
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, PUNCHLINE - "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here!"

Why would you get in the punchline if what you really wanted was some coffee or a beer? 

Because, the FSF is like the DMV?
You're bound to get served.....something....?
 

A shameless loop to the TOTP!

A shameless loop to the TOTP!

A shameless loop to the TOTP!

A shameless loop to the TOTP!

A shameless TOTP is a TOTP none-the-less! 

As Mgr. of this new group, have you noticed our leader (Mr. Ham N Eggz, AKA Cra$hDawg, MusicMan etc...) has not posted in the FSF since its conception AND more importantly, has not spoken a word about the daily lunch menu?
 
Some of us in here have not been the same since his recent departure......I hope you (as Mgr.) can resolve this ASAP as the group is getting restless there's much food to be discussed.

Ok, got it!
 
*Note to self, find a local drug dealer...*

craigb
Ok, got it!
 
*Note to self, find a local drug dealer...*

Hey, hey ,hey.....this is a Drug Free Zone!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(drugs are free right??)

Band managers have a very limited bag of tricks.

Interestingly, my wife's cousin used to organize concerts (mostly hip/hop/rap etc...) in Aussie land and whenever Snoop Dogg was scheduled, Snoop would send "The Dr." a week in advance to make sure he got the best available "smoke".
As soon as Snoop got off the plane and got into his limo, there was a fat one rolled up waiting for him.
 
Lifestyles of the Pothead and Famous?    

Mesh

craigb
Ok, got it!
 
*Note to self, find a local drug dealer...*

Hey, hey ,hey.....this is a Drug Free Zone!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(drugs are free right??)

Yes, fatties and a stretch limo are a must-have.  Now, if you'll excuse me (don't you have songs to write???), I've got to chat up this hottie over there.

craigb
Yes, fatties and a stretch limo are a must-have.  Now, if you'll excuse me (don't you have songs to write???), I've got to chat up this hottie over there.

Good point.....I'll be on my way to the studio!!
(Sorry for disturbing your chat with the fat hottie.....)  

 
 
 
 
"...Why, yes!  We're internationally known and famous in certain circles!  Would you like to stop by my place and see where the big ideas come from?..."

Wow...  It's been eight hours since my last post and I STILL don't see any songs being worked on!

Well, well, well........
 
Is there a light at the end of this.....this.....thing?

Mesh
Well, well, well........
 
Is there a light at the end of this.....this.....thing?

I think it's more of a dim bulb.

....not to mention flickering (at best)
 

You guys have a song ready?  No hookers and blow until something is recorded and auto-tuned!

Incentives are generally a plus....auto tune is a must.

craigb
You guys have a song ready?  No hookers and blow until something is recorded and auto-tuned!

How am I 'sposed to get in touch with my inner muse when surrounded by such negative energy? 

Will you blokes be keeping this huge pile o fred going once I'm dead and gone?

bapu
Will you blokes be keeping this huge pile o fred going once I'm dead and gone?

Without ewe, there is NO Fred.

bapu
Will you blokes be keeping this huge pile o fred going once I'm dead and gone?

No.

drewfx1

craigb
You guys have a song ready?  No hookers and blow until something is recorded and auto-tuned!

How am I 'sposed to get in touch with my inner muse when surrounded by such negative energy? 

Hey, those are YOUR bandmates!  Besides, we're not making material for sensitive coffee shop guitarists here, we're making Top Of The Charts Gold Records!  So get back to your cowbell and make it work!

Remember, I'm all the positive motivation you dysfunctional losers need, 'K? 
 

craigb
Remember, I'm all the positive motivation you dysfunctional losers need, 'K? 
 

I saw some of that "Motivational Talk" on the news last night.....it was just as inspiring!!

 
Just because we all put our pants on one leg at a time (except for the drummer), doesn't mean we're the same.  Now get crackin'! 

I think I'm going to have to consult my guru and do some extensive meditation before I can contribute anything.
 
That's after I find a suitable guru of course.