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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 15:56:06
bapu


oh bollocks

 
Speaking of which....
 
 
 
For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
 
 
 
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 15:58:59
bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:00:55
SteveStrummerUK


bapu


oh bollocks

 
Speaking of which....
 
 
 
For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth.

So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby."

But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:03:19

I was walking down the street with my girlfriend* earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

"That's total bollocks" I replied.

By text, from across the road.





* Don't worry ladies, this 'girlfriend' I refer to is totatlly fictitious. I use the term only to facilitate keeping the joke in the first person. Straummy is still sexy and availamable.



SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:07:48

I'm doing my bit to help thwart film piracy by standing up in the cinema every 10 minutes during a film and shouting "Bollocks!!"

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:10:35
SteveStrummerUK


bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

Don't you want to know what Straummy has noticed?
 
 
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:12:18
SteveStrummerUK


SteveStrummerUK


bapu


The FSF bringing you over 4800 postings of puerile rubbish (not counting the speculated upon deleted posts).

 
I have noticed something Edwidge...
 
 
Something that has a lot to do with this very puerility-concentrating fred.
 
 

Don't you want to know what Straummy has noticed?
 
 

Yes Straummy, I want to garner more posts know.
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:13:11

Then I will reveal all....
jamesg1213
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:14:25
Velcro. What a rip-off that is.
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:17:58
SteveStrummerUK


Then I will reveal all....

Hurry please. I couldn't care less to wait no longer.
jamesg1213
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:18:16
So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.

I thought, that's abbariginal.
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:19:10
jamesg1213


So I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.

I thought, that's abbariginal.


trimph1
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:21:35
No wobbleboards were used here...
trimph1
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:22:40
...and of what use would they be anyways?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:28:21
bapu


SteveStrummerUK


Then I will reveal all....

Hurry please. I couldn't care less to wait no longer.

 
Okey dokey...
 
 
Top of CH main page before FSF:  
 
 
Top of CH main page now:  
 
 
A marked difference no doubt you'll agree.
 
 
 
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:29:59

Newspaper ad: "Dial Sexy, local rate calls"

Woman on phone: "Good afternoon, Dyslexia help line."

Me: "Oh bollocks."
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:31:06

Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of bollocks....




After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones.

SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:38:22

I went to the doctor today and said "take a look at these"...

As I showed him my 5 testicles he said, "Good grief man! How do your pants fit you"??!

"Like a glove". I replied.



bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:42:09
SteveStrummerUK
Top of CH main page before FSF:    
 
  
 
 

The Bapu Am corfushed??!!??


The above is how it looks to me right now...


Mebee The Straummy has changed his setting to accommodate the FSF?


Or mebee The Straummy is pulling The Bapu's leg?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:47:03

I've just started a job deciding who gets into the local asylum...




I'm very judgemental.

bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 16:48:18
FSF has a life Straummy of its own.
Jonbouy
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:00:18
Sandpaper...

That's rough!
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:02:35
Wax on, Wax off.

That saying is waning. 
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:03:36
Are we going for a whole new page in less than an hour?
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:04:37
Rogaine.

That's some hairy stuff to use.

bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:05:52
Yup.

Time for a new page.
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:15:21
OK, I guess it's up to me then.
trimph1
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:30:20
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all I got ...
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:37:16
bapu


Yup.

Time for a new page.

As you wish Senator Bapu.
 

craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:38:24
trimph1


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all I got ...


Same here.  Maybe Bapu lives in the past?
trimph1
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:45:34
page 162?
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 17:46:45
trimph1


page 162?


C.
Jonbouy
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 18:12:17
162!

The number of the page.

Spooky, huh?
SteveStrummerUK
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 20:28:23

A guy came up to me in the street and asked if I wanted to donate money to a church that Mel Gibson was setting up....




"I'm not going to fund a mental Christian" I told him.
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 23:38:48
Jonbouy


162!

The number of the page.

Spooky, huh?

Nuttin' spookier to be sure.
bapu
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/04 23:49:03
Do you guys realize that there are over 9 pages of 0 replied to posts in the CH.

What an opportunity for someone wanting to up their post count who doesn't have much to contribute to the hotbed of conversations currently on page one. 
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 02:07:55
 But how many pages have "arse"?  
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 02:09:30
Old55


 But how many pages have "arse"?  
All of 'em?  Not enough?
 
Arse.  Arse, arse, arse!!!
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 02:19:59
That was my guess.  
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 02:25:05
During one of Bapu's daily readings of the entire fred, maybe he could count them for us?
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 02:34:00
Sure, why not?  He can do it while he posts.  
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 02:39:40
So you're saying he's "amoobdextrous?"
Mesh
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 09:23:48
craigb


So you're saying he's "amoobdextrous?"


I would say so......it would go inline with his talents being divarseified no?
Ham N Egz
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 09:56:13
WHOT HAVE EYE MIST CENTS EYE BEEN GONE????

can someone, anyone, bring me up to speed in a concise, cliff notes ® reply??

Have there been any slightly randy joke??


has anyone a gnu project?

did anyone eat too much yesterday? (I di d)

did anyone win the UK Lottery? I receive emails all the time telling me I won something like that.

did Mooch get married? did Mooch have a batchlor party? did Bapu play his Alembic?

Mesh
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:15:38
musicman100


WHOT HAVE EYE MIST CENTS EYE BEEN GONE????

can someone, anyone, bring me up to speed in a concise, cliff notes ® reply??

Have there been any slightly randy joke??


has anyone a gnu project?

did anyone eat too much yesterday? (I di d)

did anyone win the UK Lottery? I receive emails all the time telling me I won something like that.

did Mooch get married? did Mooch have a batchlor party? did Bapu play his Alembic?

Yes. (except th UK Lottery.....We ALL won that one at least once & also got a hefty inheritance from Nigeria)
 
 
 
(Bapu should be in shortly to fill you in on the details.)
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:21:50
Mesh


musicman100


WHOT HAVE EYE MIST CENTS EYE BEEN GONE????

can someone, anyone, bring me up to speed in a concise, cliff notes ® reply??

Have there been any slightly randy joke??


has anyone a gnu project?

did anyone eat too much yesterday? (I di d)

did anyone win the UK Lottery? I receive emails all the time telling me I won something like that.

did Mooch get married? did Mooch have a batchlor party? did Bapu play his Alembic?

Yes. (except th UK Lottery.....We ALL won that one at least once & also got a hefty inheritance from Nigeria)
 
 
 
(Bapu should be in shortly to fill you in on the details.)

Yes, on the randy jokes.  No on jokes about Randy.  Sir Strummy, in particular, has been on a roll.  
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:29:35
Arse.
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:30:40
(Hey, someone had to say it!)
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:31:06
Where does Daryl go to have a drink?  


Monkey bars.  
Mesh
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:32:24
craigb


Arse.


This applies to questions 1 & 2.
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:34:48
Watching the Mighty Lee Moon go up against the Mighty Moobed Bapu is kind of like watching Godzilla and Mothra isn't it?

(Just without the killer special effects, ya?)
daryl1968
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:45:32
Old55


Where does Daryl go to have a drink?  


Monkey bars.  

:)
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:50:36
Cheers, Daryl.  (I was going to say "bottoms up", but that didn't sound right.)  
daryl1968
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 10:52:17
Old55


Cheers, Daryl.  (I was going to say "bottoms up", but that didn't sound right.)  


No, that might give someone the wrong idea about me and monkeys.
craigb
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 11:02:07
daryl1968


Old55


Cheers, Daryl.  (I was going to say "bottoms up", but that didn't sound right.)  


No, that might give someone the wrong idea about me and monkeys.


No, no...  We already had that idea.  Nothing's changed. 
Old55
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 11:04:38
daryl1968


Old55


Cheers, Daryl.  (I was going to say "bottoms up", but that didn't sound right.)  


No, that might give someone the wrong idea about me and monkeys.

I'll change the subject then.  It's Panda awareness week:  


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9375876/Panda-Awareness-Week-launches-with-108-bears-performing-Tai-Chi-in-Trafalgar-Square.html


daryl1968
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 11:05:25
Cool - I like pandas
daryl1968
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 11:06:02
post 2 on the new page
daryl1968
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 11:06:11
post 3 on the new page
daryl1968
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Re:The "Mooch, is this mix in mono?" FSF 2012/07/05 11:06:28
can you see it yet?
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