AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

has this thread really limped it's way to 167 pages?

we're pathetic

daryl1968


has this thread really limped it's way to 167 pages?

we're pathetic

In what way?

I hear Pistolpete bought himself a pocket calculator.


Pfft...


How hard can it be?


I have four in my jeans, three in my best strides and two in my raincoat.

daryl1968


has this thread really limped it's way to 167 pages?

we're pathetic

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
 
Are we there yet?

 
Research shows that the goldfish is able to live in a small spherical aquarium because it is extremely stupid; by the time it has done a full circle, it has forgotten everything and starts circling again and again, and again...

 
NASCAR anyone?
 
 
 

Jonbouy

daryl1968


has this thread really limped it's way to 167 pages?

we're pathetic

In what way?

More than the number of posts in this fred....




IOW, we're just getting started.




Go FSF, go!!!

daryl1968



bapu's pathetic

Daryl thinks it!
Bapusezit!

I don't know about pathetic, but you certainly are athletic in carrying the Olympic Torch for the 2012 Posting Olympics.

 
There was a German, an Italian and Pistolpete on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."... Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." ... Snap, he was dead.

Then Pistolpete said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and old Pete fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then Pete said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
 
And Pete replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom!"
 
 

Mesh


I don't know about pathetic, but you certainly are athletic in carrying the Olympic Torch for the 2012 Posting Olympics.

:)

Jonbouy

daryl1968


has this thread really limped it's way to 167 pages?

we're pathetic

In what way?

No offence meant - we = me (dual personalities like Mesh)

All of Scotland will be celebrating and getting drunk tonight.






Also Andy Murray is in the Wimbledon final.

Helpful banter thangy to the 5000th post in FSF.


Prolly be that wanker humourist Straummy.

 I think my brotha-from-anotha-motha should get it!!

No - give it to my mate, Mesh. It's all your's mate - go on, post

daryl1968


No - give it to my mate, Mesh. It's all your's mate - go on, post

Possibly, we can both get one!!  

WOOHOO - MY MATE MESH IS THE 5000TH VISITOR TO BAPU'S SUPERMARKET OF FUN

WOOT WOOT

I'm preparing for a speech........





























"It's been one arsetastic ride and I'd like to thank all those whom have helped me to get this......this....." (Hey, wait a minute, what the hell did I get (myself into)? 

FSF is king of the hill.

Long live FSF.

Long live it's 5000th poster.

pssst....guess what I'm doing?????

Beagle


pssst....guess what I'm doing?????

1. Mixing in mono?
2. Mixing a great bass track?
3. Recording a vocal track?
4. Posting in the FSF?

bapu

Beagle


pssst....guess what I'm doing?????

1. Mixing in mono?
2. Mixing a great bass track?
3. Recording a vocal track?
4. Posting in the FSF?

TWO of those!!! 

Since 1 & 4 are the most important keep up the good werk Beagle.

Oh, was that your Becan?

bapu


Since 1 & 4 are the most important keep up the good werk Beagle.

Oh, was that your Becan?

better not snatch my becan whilst I'm howlin'!!!
 
 

Beagle

bapu


Since 1 & 4 are the most important keep up the good werk Beagle.

Oh, was that your Becan?

better not snatch my becan whilst I'm howlin'!!!
 
 

DU-UH!!!

Does everyone realize that the entire site is ~5100 posts away for 2,000,000.

BTW, who had the 1,000,000th post?

Anyone up for page 168?

I hope that guy at the top of the page gets a helpful yaller banter thingie.

Howlin' Beagle.....that's a great name for a Blues singer!! (fitting too)

Another post for good measure (so everyone can see page 168 in all its glory)

Mesh


Howlin' Beagle.....that's a great name for a Blues singer!! (fitting too)

 
have you heard my (and Grant's) blues song???
 
BROWN
 
 
(with Rich - psalmist34)

Beagle

Mesh


Howlin' Beagle.....that's a great name for a Blues singer!! (fitting too)

 
have you heard my (and Grant's) blues song???
 
BROWN
 
 
(with Rich - psalmist34)

That's pretty good Reece. Who's the bass player?

Never mind. It's not me.

I haven't yet, but I will...........I mostly listen at work and Soundcloud is a blocked site ....

Soundclick works!!!

Beagle

Mesh


Howlin' Beagle.....that's a great name for a Blues singer!! (fitting too)

 
have you heard my (and Grant's) blues song???
 
BROWN
 
 
(with Rich - psalmist34)

LOVE THE BRASS BEAGLE

bapu

Beagle

Mesh


Howlin' Beagle.....that's a great name for a Blues singer!! (fitting too)

have you heard my (and Grant's) blues song???

BROWN
 

(with Rich - psalmist34)

That's pretty good Reece. Who's the bass player?

Never mind. It's not me.

OH - I did forget Robert (guitarpima) added a walking bass. 

Mesh


I haven't yet, but I will...........I mostly listen at work and Soundcloud is a blocked site ....

Soundclick works!!!

If I get time I might upload it to soundclick for you.   (I hate soundclick...)
 
funny - but soundclick is blocked at work for me, but not soundcloud! 

daryl1968

Beagle

Mesh


Howlin' Beagle.....that's a great name for a Blues singer!! (fitting too)

 
have you heard my (and Grant's) blues song???
 
BROWN
 
 
(with Rich - psalmist34)

LOVE THE BRASS BEAGLE

BRASS BEAGLE - sounds like a good banned name!
 
that was Rich on the horns!  (psalmist)

Beagle

Mesh


I haven't yet, but I will...........I mostly listen at work and Soundcloud is a blocked site ....

Soundclick works!!!

If I get time I might upload it to soundclick for you.   (I hate soundclick...)
 
funny - but soundclick is blocked at work for me, but not soundcloud! 

OK Mesh - just for you! 
 
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11750824

Well, I know that "I'm" not going to click that link!
(He said it's just for Mesh.)

Wow!

What page am I on?  And how did I miss this threads post count going Platinum?

Is this another forum breakthrough that can be credited to Bapu's devotion to duty?

Well done Bapu.

bapu


Does everyone realize that the entire site is ~5100 posts away for 2,000,000.

BTW, who had the 1,000,000th post?

Laws of averages state that Bapu was the likeliest.

Was it the laws of averages or the fact that Bapu brought it to our attention?

One of the two anyway.

Keep up the good work Bapu, if there were twice as many posters like you we'd be 10,200 posts away from 4,000,000 by now.

Imagine that.

Some say that post count mattereth not.

Probably some kind of denial thing I reckon.

Not that it matters.

It's official, Straummy knows more jokes than Bob Monkhouse.

Oh yes!

He also knows Adrian Chiles, Noel Edmonds and Ricky Gervais.

It's also official Jonbouy, this fred would not as HUGE as it without YOU and EVERYONE else's help.

The FSF is dead.

Long live the FSF.

long live the arse more like

Steaming pile of monkey poop deluxe.

Jonbouy


Steaming pile of monkey poop deluxe.

where's the 'like' button?

Nine more to go for a new page and I can't be arsed to do it tonight.   Mmmmmmkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?????

9, it may as well be 90. No energy - I've been playing footie in 95 degree heat - I'm buggered

daryl1968


9, it may as well be 90. No energy - I've been playing footie in 95 degree heat - I'm buggered

with monkeys?

Beagle

daryl1968


9, it may as well be 90. No energy - I've been playing footie in 95 degree heat - I'm buggered

with monkeys?

yes, some of them were primate-like

bapu


Nine more to go for a new page and I can't be arsed to do it tonight.   Mmmmmmkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?????

Why not?  

Old55

bapu


Nine more to go for a new page and I can't be arsed to do it tonight.   Mmmmmmkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?????

Why not?  

He's a lightweight Jan

daryl1968


9, it may as well be 90. No energy - I've been playing footie in 95 degree heat - I'm buggered

At least you weren't playing footsie!  

daryl1968

Old55

bapu


Nine more to go for a new page and I can't be arsed to do it tonight.   Mmmmmmkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?????

Why not?  

He's a lightweight Jan

If he was a lightweight, he wouldn't be on a diet.  

Old55

daryl1968

Old55

bapu


Nine more to go for a new page and I can't be arsed to do it tonight.   Mmmmmmkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?????

Why not?  

He's a lightweight Jan

If he was a lightweight, he wouldn't be on a diet.  

you need one of them "helpful banner thingys"

craigb

Hey, Mr. Postman!  

Ok, let's see the next page!

Beagle

Old55

daryl1968

Old55

bapu


Nine more to go for a new page and I can't be arsed to do it tonight.   Mmmmmmkaaaaaayyyyyyyy?????

Why not?  

He's a lightweight Jan

If he was a lightweight, he wouldn't be on a diet.  

you need one of them "helpful banner thingys"

Thanks, Beagle, but you just got one for top of the page!  Woo-hoo!