AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Mesh

Is that Dave? 

Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 
 
In case your current universe seems a tad unreal today, just picture your other self in a different universe.
 
That may not help you feel better, but your other self wanted me to let you know that you've been pwned. 

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 
 
In case your current universe seems a tad unreal today, just picture your other self in a different universe.
 
That may not help you feel better, but your other self wanted me to let you know that you've been pwned. 

My udder self just moved to Canada.......now it's just me myself, and I.

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 

Interestingly, this necessitates the violation of the conservation of mass and energy as for every decision point a new copy of mass and energy is created out of nothing.
 
Of course time travel causes the same problem if one exists at two points in time. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could ask someone from the (alternative) future(s) what the solution to this is.

With all this hullabaloo going on outside, I feel this FSF is losing ground.......something's gotta give!!!  

Wow. I mean WOW! I just finished reading this whole thread.
 
What an entire waste of time.
 

BBZ
Wow. I mean WOW! I just finished reading this whole thread.
 
What an entire waste of time.
 

I find that hard to believe......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
you read this whole thread??

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 

Interestingly, this necessitates the violation of the conservation of mass and energy as for every decision point a new copy of mass and energy is created out of nothing.
 
Of course time travel causes the same problem if one exists at two points in time. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could ask someone from the (alternative) future(s) what the solution to this is.

Oddly enough, there's a sentient coffee mug named Glubnard on my desk who just happens to be from another universe. I asked him about this issue and here's what he had to say.
 
"Bless your heart. Are you seriously suggesting that humans have the ability to create entire universes merely by making a choice?"
 
I left to get some paper towels to clean up a sudden spill. When I returned, he was still laughing.
 
"...no, I think I'll wear a blue shirt. POOF! That's hilarious. That's almost as funny as your lame attempt to comprehend string theory, dark matter, or progressive rock. Humans! You've got to be the dumbest creatures ever to infect the universe, bless your hearts."
 
He probably had more to say, but I created another universe by dropping him in a garbage can. This universe is much quieter.
 

Hey bro, that's some deep schtuff dude.....like totally as in awesome bro!!
 
Ya'll want to catch a ride to Colorado? (Scooter's drivin')
 

Good evening, folks. 
Did anyone try to get serious here?
Seems unfitting for this place...
 

Define serious.

bapu
Define serious.

Not in here

Eggshellint mate.

I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

Zargg
I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

So you don't follow a god of war?

bapu

Zargg
I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

So you don't follow a god of war?

Of course i do
I'm not that wise

Mesh

As an ex-signmaker of some 23 years, I recognise that as a 'slatz' system, by 'Spandex' (I know), who were/are based in Bristol, UK.
 
Stop yawning, carry on.

Zargg

bapu

Zargg
I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

So you don't follow a god of war?

Of course i do
I'm not that wise

Does your god of war have a name or should it not be spoken?

bapu

Zargg

bapu

Zargg
I try to pick my battles more wisely these days

So you don't follow a god of war?

Of course i do
I'm not that wise

Does your god of war have a name or should it not be spoken?

We don't speak it's name... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It's too hard to pronounce.. 

Typical

Isn't it?

Zargg
Isn't it?

Probably because it's ancient. Like me.

So it's not because you're human??

Zargg
So it's not because you're human??

Why? Does it show?

Mesh

I could never be a member of the house of commons, no matter which country, if those are laws to follow

I'm more like a member of the house of uncommons...

I'm usually in the common outhouse, but that never stop me from drinking.

The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

Mesh
The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

So that's Bapu's bass, and the outfit he uses when playing?

Zargg

Mesh
The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

So that's Bapu's bass, and the outfit he uses when playing?

I sure wish it was so...........but, I'm afraid (very afraid) it's not so .
(click on the link at your own risk)...
http://forum.cakewalk.com/Sonnox-Sale-m3506981.aspx (post #26)
 

UbiquitousBubba

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 

Interestingly, this necessitates the violation of the conservation of mass and energy as for every decision point a new copy of mass and energy is created out of nothing.
 
Of course time travel causes the same problem if one exists at two points in time. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could ask someone from the (alternative) future(s) what the solution to this is.

Oddly enough, there's a sentient coffee mug named Glubnard on my desk who just happens to be from another universe. I asked him about this issue and here's what he had to say.
 
"Bless your heart. Are you seriously suggesting that humans have the ability to create entire universes merely by making a choice?"
 
I left to get some paper towels to clean up a sudden spill. When I returned, he was still laughing.
 
"...no, I think I'll wear a blue shirt. POOF! That's hilarious. That's almost as funny as your lame attempt to comprehend string theory, dark matter, or progressive rock. Humans! You've got to be the dumbest creatures ever to infect the universe, bless your hearts."
 
He probably had more to say, but I created another universe by dropping him in a garbage can. This universe is much quieter.
 

Does Glubnard prefer hot or cold contents?

He's very picky. Coffee should be black, with no sugar, creamer, tofu, kale, or whatever other nonsense hipsters are adding and it must be served hot enough to drink without scalding the top 6 layers off of your tongue. Tea messes with the coffee flavor, so it must be extra strong and the flavor must be either English Breakfast or Earl Grey. Glubnard does not tolerate cold beverages. If he's going to serve water, it must be hot. Yes, he knows that's weird, but that's the way it has to be. 
 
In addition, in the event that one sips some coffee while eating a peanut butter cheese sandwich, Glubnard insists that excess peanut butter residue must be wiped off of his rim at once. He can be quite insufferable when one ignores his demands.
 
That reminds me. I need a refill to go with this sandwich.

This Glubnard seems even more insufferable than Bing The Berciless from Grzylrg.

Maybe they are twins separated at conception?
 

Mesh

I don't understand it, but I like it.

She's making a statement.......her brain's a vacuum.

"I'm not sure about this hat," Juddette frowned. "I feel like I'm all dolled up and I'm not usually one to put on airs." She pondered her reflection in the TV. "Maybe it would look a little less dressy if I wasn't wearing my good robe."

Mesh

For nearly half the nation?

Mesh

I envy you
Mr. Graine has been present the past two days again, so Beer O'clock has been postponed yet again... 

My Graine is hear todaze two.

Sorry to hear that mate.....nagging bugger he is (no not ewe Bapu........(this time)).
 
 
 
 

Both of you???
Hopefully, it's not a side effect of Nergal....

I'm going to start calling My Graine.......
 
 
 
 
 
Daryk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
hyuk hyuk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I slay me.

bapu
I'm going to start calling My Graine.......
 
 
 
 
 
Daryk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
hyuk hyuk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I slay me.

So he's not just a pain in the....aaaaaa......aaaaahhhhh........aaaasthma?

Mesh
Both of you???
Hopefully, it's not a side effect of Nergal....

There times when I was sure I could hear Ken yelling at Mike. Then I realized it was My Gr.... erm Daryk pounding in my head.

Prolly could use a brickwall limiter......for that pounding.

Sorry. I'll turn it down.

bapu
My Graine is hear todaze two.

He's just a *¤%&##$€£~~~^^!!!! 

UbiquitousBubba
Sorry. I'll turn it down.

Ducking?

Zargg

bapu
My Graine is hear todaze two.

He's just a *¤%&##$€£~~~^^!!!! 

Didn't know you knew French......noice!!

Go ahead....
 
Make my day!!

Anyone here?

Where's that Craig when ewes need him?