AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

What I love about Top 'O The Page in FSF is the prolonged anticipation of seeing who did it. 

bapu


What I love about Top 'O The Page in FSF is the prolonged anticipation of seeing who did it. 

Yeah, the suspense is almost predictable...

I've decided from this page forward that the second person to post on the Top 'O The Page (2nd person, not 2nd post) also gets a yeller bandy thang as well.

Sort of a "your kid participated" sports award. Not really meaningful to anyone but the recipient. 

Yeah!
It's like the anticipation of winning the lotto.......

BTW JB, your test have all come out positive!

They are his testes Mesh.

He's sensitive about how you refer to them.

Karyn

bapu

Karyn


Is it my turn to post again yet?

No cuts (to the head of the line queue)!!!!

Sorry,  just askin.
 
 
 
 
 
*walks slowly to back of queue*

wasn't he on Star Trek TNG?

Oh Bollocks!! (I hope he won't get his undershreddies all ruffled up over this?)

Sorry about that Ol Chap!!

Undershreddies don't ruffle...

...they snap...

You're doing it wrong...

[note to self]: (In the States, knickers do the twist
                       In the UK, undershreddies snap
                       Next must be, thong crackle
                       and underall's pop).

bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?

only un petite francais - le bum malade

daryl1968

bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?

only un petite francais - le bum malade

That's just fancy talk in trying to say you like marmalde on your buns.

Mesh

daryl1968

bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?

only un petite francais - le bum malade

That's just fancy talk in trying to say you like marmalde on your buns.

on the current Mrs Daryl1968's buns.....

A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a kippa, tzitzis, and payos.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”;

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns this place.

musicman100


A well known Anti-Semite, walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a kippa, tzitzis, and payos.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly, that everyone can hear,
"Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.”;

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, he notices that the Jewish guy is smiling and waving to him and says
' Thank You ' in an equally loud voice, so that everyone can hear.
This infuriates the Anti-Semite and in a loud voice, he once again orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
But as before, this does not seem to worry the Jewish guy who continues to smile, and again says, "Thank you."
So the guy asks the barman, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar except for him, and all that the silly bugger does is to smile and thank me in such a loud voice.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender.
"He owns this place.

lol

That's a good one CRA$H DAWG!

OK, I'm staying out of this fred for 10 more posts to see who gets the next coveted Top 'O The Page.

Question for the Forum Super Fredders:

If you post something, and immediately edit your message (in less than a min) does it show that little message "<message edited by Mesh on 3 hrs. ago>" ?

I did that in another Fred, and the little message didn't show.

That's a "feature" that some of us have exploited many times to create the illusion that our posts contain fewer spelling and/or grammatical errors than they originally did.

Many times, I've posted, read my post, edited to correct some random act of stupidity, and re-posted without incurring the stigma of having my post labled as "Edited".

Fortunately, no one knows about it.

I really don't mind or have a problem being labled with "Idiot" "Edited" as these things do come more naturally to those of us gifted with untrained skills. 
However, I can't be arsed nor feel the need to give a reason for my idiotic edits. 

I believe in "no moob left behind".

or do I?
 

edited is the red badge of courage


or the scarlet letter,,
 
 
 
or brought to you by the letter a.r.s.e

Mesh


Question for the Forum Super Fredders:

If you post something, and immediately edit your message (in less than a min) does it show that little message "<message edited by Mesh on 3 hrs. ago>" ?

I did that in another Fred, and the little message didn't show.

I think it allows a small edit.

Unfortunately because I tend to post in installments and it can take awhile for me to complete one post, once I've thought of something I've decided to add and then something to add to that addition and so forth, I often incur the edited message penalty.

Jonbouy

Mesh


Question for the Forum Super Fredders:

If you post something, and immediately edit your message (in less than a min) does it show that little message "<message edited by Mesh on 3 hrs. ago>" ?

I did that in another Fred, and the little message didn't show.

I think it allows a small edit.

Unfortunately because I tend to post in installments and it can take awhile for me to complete one post, once I've thought of something I've decided to add and then something to add to that addition and so forth, I often incur the edited message penalty.

Why not be repulsive impulsive like the rest of us buffoons tycoons and just post whatever by hitting enter?
 
(Just take a look at the previous 184 pages of monkey poop.) 

yeah - that is the beauty of the FSF - you can post whatever plop you want as 99% of the posts don't get read anyway. There was this one post towards the bottom of page 48 that could have changed lives but twas not to be

daryl1968


yeah - that is the beauty of the FSF - you can post whatever plop you want as 99% of the posts don't get read anyway. There was this one post towards the bottom of page 48 that could have changed lives but twas not to be

Which reminds me of a story about a test a college professor gave one semester. He told the students to read through the entire exam, which consisted of many pages, before beginning the exam.
 
Everyone in the class failed the exam.
 
The professor had written on the last page at the bottom , "immediately  sign your name below and turn in this exam as is".
 
No one follwed his instructions.
 
That being said, perhaps The Bapu © has planted such an easter egg in thise thread, and mayhaps we soulh read each and every post??
 
Or else we will fail the CH.

musicman100

daryl1968


yeah - that is the beauty of the FSF - you can post whatever plop you want as 99% of the posts don't get read anyway. There was this one post towards the bottom of page 48 that could have changed lives but twas not to be

Which reminds me of a story about a test a college professor gave one semester. He told the students to read through the entire exam, which consisted of many pages, before beginning the exam.
 
Everyone in the class failed the exam.
 
The professor had written on the last page at the bottom , "immediately  sign your name below and turn in this exam as is".
 
No one follwed his instructions.
 
That being said, perhaps The Bapu © has planted such an easter egg in thise thread, and mayhaps we soulh read each and every post??
 
Or else we will fail the CH.

So you're saying Bapu's the Goose that laid the Golden Egg?

Mesh obviously has the TOTPYBH thingamujig
Well done sir

Bloody forum software

And Daryl gets the "my kid participated" runner up bandy thang.

there we are - now I see you - ya cheeky little monkey

bapu


And Daryl gets the "my kid participated" runner up bandy thang.

stop that right now Bapu - you know that before long the people coming third will want one then all the parents will moan and you'll end up having to give everyone a watchamacallit

My watchamacallits are savored adored screamed at avoided by most.

Interestingly, as soon as I posted, I did see it being the top post......but after getting out of this "186 page BlackHole", I couldn't see it any more.

I'm sure it's some Arsetronomical whirlpool or summin....

I have more watchmacallits than myolpal has plugins.

bapu


My watchamacallits are savored adored screamed at avoided by most.

We must be gluttons for punishment no? 

Page 186; where Bapu hits 42K.

No fanfare please.

Mesh

bapu


My watchamacallits are savored adored screamed at avoided by most.

We must be gluttons for punishment no? 

Glutious Arsemus?

Seven more and then I gotta go do a bazz track with my (alleged) Alembic.

Gratuitous  

Go General Bapu Go!!

6 more to go!!!

Congrats Old Chap!!

Now you're officially the CH's General!! (You're in a league of your own)

(still can't see all the pics tho)

Mesh, they all be about "Bump" except post 5570.

Bapu leaves and the FSF is dead.

I tellya, the man is just a Fred Magnet!!

Congrats on 42K, Bapu. 

Mesh


Bapu leaves and the FSF is dead.

I tellya, the man is just a Fred Magnet!!

FSF is dead!  Long live the FSF. 

Dead?  Nonsense!  The FSF is like my High School Civics teacher.  It's there whether or not anyone notices.  Bufoonery and Hijinks spew forth constantly.  It even appears to wear the same cologne.  Eau de Moose Carcass, I think...

Come to think of it, there's a chance my Civics teacher was dead all along.  That would explain The Incident with the Flaming Pants...

UbiquitousBubba


Dead?  Nonsense!  The FSF is like my High School Civics teacher.  It's there whether or not anyone notices.  Bufoonery and Hijinks spew forth constantly.  It even appears to wear the same cologne.  Eau de Moose Carcass, I think...

Come to think of it, there's a chance my Civics teacher was dead all along.  That would explain The Incident with the Flaming Pants...

I had a history teacher like that.  He presented the lessons like he'd been a participant.  We all thought he might have been old enough, too. 

What duck?

Duck a la mode? 

Duck soup.

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

bapu


Daryl, 

You seem to be multi-cultural when it comes to being arsed, no?

only un petite francais - le bum malade

That's just fancy talk in trying to say you like marmalde on your buns.

on the current Mrs Daryl1968's buns.....

Heheh, Daryl said currant buns.

Mesh

Jonbouy

Mesh


Question for the Forum Super Fredders:

If you post something, and immediately edit your message (in less than a min) does it show that little message "<message edited by Mesh on 3 hrs. ago>" ?

I did that in another Fred, and the little message didn't show.

I think it allows a small edit.

Unfortunately because I tend to post in installments and it can take awhile for me to complete one post, once I've thought of something I've decided to add and then something to add to that addition and so forth, I often incur the edited message penalty.

Why not be repulsive impulsive like the rest of us buffoons tycoons and just post whatever by hitting enter?
 
(Just take a look at the previous 184 pages of monkey poop.) 

This is sound reasoning.

I'm glad I was arsed to read it.

Otters.

Are we on the next page already?

Did I show up too early?

I've lost myself in the gap between pages.

What will become of me?

Anyone care?