AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Wow...  FOUR posts by the Bouy!  Might be a record for this sorry ass excuse of a fred.

I hear that tennis star Steffi Graf was molested multiple times when she was younger.

You can read all about it in her new book "The Rapes of Graf."

Test!!! Test!!! ONE, TWO, THREEEEEEEEEEEE.....










Oh cr*p, who left the keyboard volume so high......

trimph1


Test!!! Test!!! ONE, TWO, THREEEEEEEEEEEE.....










Oh cr*p, who left the keyboard volume so high......

I think your keyboard went to 11.  

Bouy gets bandied about the Top 'O The Page
(craigb gets the "I participated" bandy thang too)

Mother superior jump the gun

craigb

Ground control to Major Craig.  

So what's chapping in the clean world?

bapu


(craigb gets the "I participated" bandy thang too)

I went to the store late the other night and was the last customer.

The cute girl at the register said "Strip down, facing me."

You would have thought it would have dawned on me that she was talking about swiping my credit card...

The good news though is bail is not nearly as expensive as I thought it would be!

craigb


I went to the store late the other night and was the last customer.

The cute girl at the register said "Strip down, facing me."

You would have thought it would have dawned on me that she was talking about swiping my credit card...

The good news though is bail is not nearly as expensive as I thought it would be!

Will you be going on a second date, then?  

I hear my next one's with a Judge (I wonder what she'll be wearing under that robe...).

Am I going to have to go on a 

craigb


I hear my next one's with a Judge (I wonder what she'll be wearing under that robe...).

I hope it's not a well-hung hanging judge!  

bapu


Am I going to have to go on a 

Yeah?  I'm waiting.  

I vote this as "Most Boring Posting Frenzy" ever.

As frenzies go, it's pretty polite, no?

jamesg1213


As frenzies go, it's pretty polite, no?

If by "polite" you actually mean "lame" then "ya." 

Good Morning Gang!!!

I say we promote this Fred today in celebration of Karyn's B'day and dedicate it to the Cowbell.

Yaaayyyyyy   MORE COWBELL !!!!

Happy Birthday Karyn

Thanks Daryl

Where's our General B. today?

The FSF is need of a title change.....Cowbells Galore? Cowbells & More? Cowbells I Adore? Cowbells are Not to Bore? Baby Got Cowbells? Cowbells & Moobs?

Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

TITLE CHANGE!!!!!!


Happy Cowbell Birthday Karyn.

Page 187 title change.

Old55

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

 
(Certainly appropriate!!)

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

I read the fred title because I subscribe to all freds I'm actively participating in. And in my email client I can select all the same notifications (based on title).


So, when people change the title it messes up my "ketchup" technique (when multiple replies are present).

:Karyn's More Cowbell Happy Birthday FSF

Mesh

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

 
(Certainly appropriate!!)

TITLE CHANGE!!!!!!

bapu

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

I read the fred title because I subscribe to all freds I'm actively participating in. And in my email client I can select all the same notifications (based on title).


So, when people change the title it messes up my "ketchup" technique (when multiple replies are present).

That's just a bunch of jubberish Fred talk.

My fred talk is all I have left of my sanity.

Karyn was the receiver of the "I participated" bandy thing on page 188.

Where's Daryl's arse today?

bapu


Where's Daryl's arse today?

He's prolly having a drink at one of the monkey bars....

So Daryl walks into The Monkey Bar......

And says....

Will you guys quit horsing around.


None of the Monkeys laughed.


The just continued to hang around.

Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Mesh


Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

ROR!!!!

Mesh


Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

 
+
True story

I like true stories.

Mesh, did I tell you I like monkeys?

Do you have a monkey bar Daryl?

bapu


Do you have a monkey bar Daryl?

no, but I was very angry with that particular naughty monkey that ate the cue ball.
I had to give him a spanking

On his arse?

Mesh


Daryl walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at Daryl, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied Daryl. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

Daryl finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, Daryl's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies Daryl. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

Classic.

bapu


On his arse?

I did it in front of the whole bar
 
I was arrested for spanking the monkey in public
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
this one may get deleted - just saying

bapu

Karyn

Old55

Mesh

Old55


Moore's Cowbell--the number of cowbells will double ever two years. 

That's about the same rate as the growth of Moobs (depending on your daily becan consumption) YMMV.

YMMV ~ Your Moobs May Vary?

I read the fred title because I subscribe to all freds I'm actively participating in. And in my email client I can select all the same notifications (based on title).


So, when people change the title it messes up my "ketchup" technique (when multiple replies are present).

You probably shouldn't have told us (Beagle) about that. 

Straummy is going to be mad at me for the Oragami fred. I said I would suspend with the mock titled freds but I just could not resist that one.

My bad.

daryl1968

bapu


On his arse?

I did it in front of the whole bar
 
I was arrested for spanking the monkey in public
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
this one may get deleted - just saying

Or an award!!
 

 

Spank The Monkey by Peter Gaybriel?

Finally, the FSF goes puerile.

bapu


Finally, the FSF goes puerile.

Bordeline vile.

Mesh

bapu


Finally, the FSF goes puerile.

Bordeline vile.

do we need to put an 'Adults only' tag on the title?

We need Straummy to come in and brighten up the place with his tame jokes.

top of the page - woohoo

daryl1968

Mesh

bapu


Finally, the FSF goes puerile.

Bordeline vile.

do we need to put an 'Adults only' tag on the title?

Karyn's name is there. She owns a gun (or two). Is that not enough?